"user, why do you keep a gun in your freezer?"

I'm more cornered about the CD case myself

I though they liked guns

Could you chill it with the puns?

Snow way my dude ;^D

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It's a cool album

should have said "the chances of that are sub zero"
next time my dude

That would've been better, but it was the frost thing that came to mind.

> blue corbwette

>assumes all food stored in a freezer is pizza

fatty exposed. Do you not put meat in there?

freezing meat is disgusting and poverty tier

>point gun at someone
>Freeze!

no

>freezing meat

What are you, poor?

Carlos!

Alexa play despacito

>Take gun out of freezer
>Gun melts
>Get shot

Yes. You buy a ribeye from Publix. you go home and sit it out to warm up a bit, season it, then cook it. Never does it enter the freezer. it ruins it. You can put it in the fridge if it's gonna be a while before you cook it though. Never buy a steak and cook it on different days though.

They have the 2 gun fever episodes, where 2 of them are pro gun and 2 of them are anti gun. In the end they both switch sides and end up all looking stupid. I'd imagine they aren't picking sides publicly meaning they probably aren't strong anti-gunners, just a bunch of cool dudes. And the show is still smart and funny if you follow it.

if I can't cook a steak on a different day how am I supposed to eat flank steak
gotta let that bitch marinate for half a week

This though, fuck people whow believe a dry seasoned steak is a replacement for a properly marinated steak.
Like seriously it's like you don't want flavor.

both are good faggot

Stay frosty

that gun is fake as fuck

I agree. I always eat 60lbs of deer or 350lbs of elk or 90lbs of black bear each meal.

>knows nothing about meat and hunting
>likely prepares his steaks like a fucking mong while thinking he is enlightened steak lord.
go ahead and kill yourself bud.

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niggah?

You ain't freezing a steak you're marinating are you?

hell no
how did you come to that conclusion?

Frozen vegetables are like 1/100 the price. You're probably the fatoid here. My fridge is nothing but veggies and cold packs.

This whole conversation was in regard to a freezer. I was just concerned for your well being.

As you were.

the man said, "don't buy steaks if you aren't going to eat them the same day" and I said, "but what about marinating"

>putting the Jow Forums in /ck/

>And the show is still smart and funny if you follow it.
Hello fellow rick and morty fan. I too enjoy high minded comedy.

I put my ribeye right in the freezer for a half hour while I'm caramelizing my onions. Then I take that bitch out after it's firmed up and slice it super thin for my Philly cheese steak sandwiches.

>not dry brining your steak