1 what weapon would you use to protect a white woman

1 what weapon would you use to protect a white woman

hard mode

2 what weapon would you use to protect Avril lavigine

realistic mode

3 your in a zombie invasion and you have to travel with avril lavigine throught canada to us border which is a santuary. You might have to fight zombies and rapists on the way.

>you can have sex with avril as you please she has birth control so she won't get pregos
>if she gets raped she might get stds
>you also carry a tent which is almost invisible so no one can see it and it's bullet prooft so nothing can attack it

easy mode you get a rv that has unlimited gas ammo and supplies and is basily a tank

hard mode you get nothing just a tent boots and some food

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>avril leniggerfucker
>white
Not with that amount of black pudding in her lol, haha who's with me Jow Forums.org/k/?? XD

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>you can have sex with avril as you please she has birth control so she won't get pregos

What's the fucking point then

People find Avril Lavigine attractive?

1. FN FAL
2. Knife
3. not a question

yes, about 20 years ago

>protecting current year women

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This should include
>*with a bachelor of arts degree

avril lavigine doesn't have a degree

also she's still hot

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As long as she has unlimited supply of eye shadow because that's her only redeeming feature

Literally 99% of all celebrity waifus are hotter.

i remember jerking off to this photoset when i was younger

name one

She would be more attractive with a leather strapon harness that held a red and black dildo.

Emma Watson
Emily Ratajkowski
Taylor Swift
Ariana Grande
Gal Gadot

Why would you jerk off to someone literally half as attractive than anyone on the list above?

>emma watson
emma watson looks like richard dawkins and looks weired
>Emily Ratajkowski
looks weired
>Taylor Swift
looks hot I will give you that
>Ariana Grande
looks werired and puts me off kills my boner
>Gal Gadot
looks weired is jewish puts me off, (after reading about the holocaust jewish women make me think of the holocaust and that puts me off)

Can I do her in the pooper and pretend she has a penis?

>protecting women
>not having sex with your squad of bros

Why?

>calling 3d human garbage celebrities waifu's
normalfags need to get off this website

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Buddy I don't protect women. I protect the zone and the Monolith and that's it. That's all that is worth protecting.

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getting so rejected by life and having fear of women you have to worship fake anime girls

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>frogposting

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AVRIL LAVIGINE DIED IN THE EARLY 2000S AND WAS REPLACED WITH A LOOKALIKE

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these threads never get any better.why do people keep making them if it's the same autistic responses every time.

>can't get her pregnant
into the trash it goes

This is very specific OP, something you want to share with the class?

>>you also carry a tent which is almost invisible so no one can see it and it's bullet prooft so nothing can attack it
I stay in the tent and have sex.

is this gay?

What? Wha happened to her uterus?

HEIL HITLER
Avril lavigine is jewish

metal gear

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knife over hand axe or tomahawk, my sides bye bye

FPBP

she looks like she got fucked by her dad

recently

damn those hips

we need a Jow Forums cyoa thread

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Where the fuck's her left tit?

Prime Avril: Full Force in ass, mouth and vagina.

substitute "75K in student loan debt" for this

white women are really awful people on average

Good broken in boots, camo, water filtration, also if not prime Avril abandon objective head further north

They're not awful people, they're just incredibly stupid and/or selfish to the point of societal collapse :]

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i would like to ignor that
avril is a roman cathaloic who is a virgin and is saving her self for marriage

I simply fornicate until I expire from exhaustion or pic related occurs, whichever comes first

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Kick her in the box and shove her.

OP here
i just want to bang avril lavigine she was the first human female i fell in love with pls help

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