Jow Forumsnife thread
Work knife edition
Pristine $200 folding letter openers need not apply
Jow Forumsnife thread
Juan Rivera
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Sebastian Jackson
why do you have 33 written on your wrist?
Jaxon Gonzalez
Warehouse worker fyi
2 for $30 deal at local chinkshit knife shop
Logan Martinez
And no that’s a 63 for which locker my coat was in for that day
Bentley Moore
(OP) #
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I came here to dab on you and your shitty knife. How's it feel?
>
SHHH! It'll all be over soon.
Isaiah Anderson
Holy shit those pudgy soft fingers. You look like you give a mean handjob
Camden Stewart
>people like spending more than me on things they like wah
you overpayed about a quarter of $100, congrats
Levi Bailey
Not everyone has the privilege of neethood
Kevin Ramirez
Also let’s see you’re hands
Eli Scott
W-why??
Dominic Nguyen
Look like comfy ball cradles. How bout you show those cankle wrists too. Or a knife with at least one wear scratch
Joshua Cox
axe > knives
Hudson Turner
Not for box cutting but nice piece, any way to suspend it from a belt?
Alexander Taylor
yeah you can just hang it with the sheath strap.
Wyatt Bell
Very nice but I’ve always preferred fibreglass, all the wood handled ones always get wobbly heads no matter how much I smash the handle into the head or screws in the top
Eli Morales
number of men he had sex with this month
William Campbell
>Smash the handle into the head or screws in the top
God damn it. You don't fuckin need that. It's not even hard to fit a tight handle.
Luis Parker
buy once cry once pretty much, it's a grandfors bruk and these things are excellent. Definitely the best axe I have ever used.
Angel Wilson
>not dominating twinks
>not calling him a faggot as you cream him with no reach around
What are you gay
Gabriel Russell
You look like a low-budget, poverty stricken, warehouse -workin', E.T. bro. LMAOing @ ur life XD
Jace Butler
Meh, a council tool with a bit of work put into it probably cuts just as well.
Nolan Watson
Rather be skinny than a flabby tub of shit like you
Parker Gonzalez
Uh-oh! Someone getting cwwaanky?
On to the rest of your retarded thread:
>the working knife meme
O I'm laffin now. Where's your good knife, OP? You bought a shitty knife and abused it. Do you actually think there's something admirable about that? The real solution was to use a box cutter at work when you need to abuse a knife instead of buying a $30 double pack of shit. Once again I must dab on you and all other faggotry I encounter itt.
Dylan Jenkins
Anotha one.
Daniel Flores
Anotha one
Cameron Lee
Warehouse worker here.
Buy a decent knife and sharpen it once i.mn a while, faggot.
Alexander Brown
Anotha one
Adam Thomas
bought a cold steel once, garbage.
Camden Turner
>stop enjoying things I can’t afford
>$30
OP’s knife is literally $7.99
Carson Brown
Preach it, but that looks like a factory edge, no?
Alexander Sanders
Factory angle yes, edge, no.
Charles Davis
For the quality blade you seek at the end of your quest, the COLD STEEL ESPADA XL is the one TRUE answer. Crafted in the flames of Mt. Doom deep beneath Mordor, dwarves forge steel strong enough to pierce the heart of a god. Each blade is folded 10000000000 times into the tears of dying stars and unicorn blood. Lynn Thompson himself comes out of the 4th dimension to shave with these blades every morning. Espadas have been known to split electrons and cut through time itself. Do not take this journey lightly, my friend.
Xavier Rogers
Is that the only knife you own. And holy shit I like your mom’s clean counter tops, would make her sit there to watch me violate your ass if you weren’t underage.
Matthew Bailey
>OP’s knife is literally $7.99
Ladies and gentlemen, we got em.
/rekt
Eli Hill
Really the saddest part you’re all missing isn’t that I’m cheap but that I have to shitpost on Jow Forums cause I have no normie friends to interact with
Brayden Nguyen
>A..a.a.aalso let's see your hands, if they d--dddon't look like mine, then-uhh you're a virgin neet!
Camden Cox
Honestly my shitposting use to get me off a little but now it just feels empty. I used to live for these top shitpost replies but it just reminds me now of what Jow Forums and by extension my life has become. I willingly sold my ar and became noguns to move across the country with a gf that ended up leaving me and my one remaining shotgun was confiscated by my parents due to their fear of me kobaning myself. Now I’m trapped in Cali with bargain bin knives and en empty wage slave existence and the only thing keeping me from an heroing is fear.
And to top it off this is my “expensive” knife
Jackson Collins
Much anger in you, there is. My dick you must suck.
Seriously though? I ask you to post your good knife and you come to me with fiskars? Fiskars?! Like half of a pair of scissors? This is too good. Next time you post I'm going to come through your monitor and see how far I can lodge pic related up your ass hahahahaha
Ayden Morris
I just don’t really have any will to push forward anymore. I missed my chance at college to be with this girl and it’s been 2 years since she left and I just feel empty. Autistic skelly with no friends for years but she was too and would hide a gerber dagger in her boot. She wasn’t perfect but so perfect and I’m sure every other autistic shut in that’s here’s dream girl. And I pushed her away with my horrendous mental illness. I would’ve replied to you all night but this is my rock bottom. Right after one night standing a land whale to try and fill the emptiness. May just turn to burning out on weed instead. Cool knives tho and I appreciate my (you)s
Jace Cox
pls be bait
Andrew Roberts
I sincerely wish this was bait
Matthew Sanders
What the fuck? Now I feel bad. This thread took a dark turn, damn. As long as you don't give up, things will get better.
Anthony Stewart
>guys I was merely pretending to be an asshole, feel bad for me
(you)
Charles Nelson
Stay in school kids lest this be your future
Nathan Anderson
>moved TO california
>for a woman
>gave up your guns to do
Your parents were right. Suicide is all thats left for you to do
Owen Baker
Fuck off. The Espada shit post mission just became a rescue mission.
Leo Robinson
Lol she left me because I am a raging asshole. I drove every last friend away and now my only connection to people is this. I work in the most liberal rich part of Cali and have to fake everything about my personality. I just believe I need to take my shitposting to the next level, big fan of dark humor
Jordan Harris
this
stop shitposting on Jow Forums for empathy from retards and fix your life
Caleb Rodriguez
Not gonna lie I don’t like Jow Forums anymore cause I am jealous of all the people who made good decisions, and it is purely spite. Like fuck I don’t even have to get off my recliner to make bait images anymore.
Xavier Rogers
>Complains about shit decisions
>cant even decide on decent tobacco
Jesus h christ.
Liam Price
Nice digits. And I do try irl. But as anyone with autism/whatever fucking name there is now for social awkwardness/being weird about it only gets you so far. I’m no lossless virgin but damn did I screw up and hang on to the one girl who accepted me for what I am. Really this is just that none of the girls I text at work reply anymore and I have to do something other than watch youtube
Evan Walker
Fuck meant kissless
Jackson Lopez
jus b urself
Nathan Thomas
I gave my ex a severed cat head I found cutting grass and she loved it cause she cleaned carcasses for bones as a hobby. Being myself got my dream girl but around here it would get me committed
Benjamin Cooper
Join the military.
Nicholas Davis
Bwuhahaha you think my dad and grandfather and dead great grandfather wouldn’t want me to be in the navy like them? You think a guy scared of killing himself and wallowing in self pity for two years over a girl is military material? You see my wrists
Xavier Sullivan
I know it sounds like self pity but this is just a bout of self awareness. Normally due to my conditions I have an artificially inflated sense of superiority. I literally have nothing better to do than embarrass myself over the internets
Jayden Johnson
nice blog posts, kys
Tyler Bennett
>this is my rock bottom
No, rock bottom is when you're fucking dead. If you continue to fuck up, it will get worse. If you give up, it gets worse. You've got to let that shit in the past go. Learn from it if you can, but don't let it drag you down.
Your next step needs to be planning how you will get the fuck out of that warehouse. Learn a trade or take some classes at a community college. Being skilled or knowledgeable in something is definitely going to help you boost your self esteem and hireability. Cut your expenses and work your ass off to make it happen. Also, you've got no reason to slave your ass off in Cali. Get your ass outta there too if you can find another job. Fuck, enlist if you have to.
It's all gotta start with you working toward some goals. Start getting serious about saving money. Set goals to save whatever you can afford to each week. Set a goal to talk to a stranger each week and see if you can make a friend. It will become more natural if you practice. Give yourself deadlines and stick to them. Achieving any goal is a step in the right direction.
Liam Bailey
Jesus Christ you're a faggot. I pray your balls drop soon, OP.
John Anderson
I will spill the blood of 1000 men with my trusty COLD STEEL ESPADA XL if it means that I may one day spit in your face as I tear out your heart.
Liam Cook
nou
David Ward
It gets worse, I’m 24 actually
and yea I know, this is mainly a pity party, I have a cousin who cares(feels sorry) and is helping me stay motivated. And trust me I talk to every motherfucker I can. I’m most of all just bitter I lost my friends who accepted me for my issues and how said mental issues drive people away. Like I’m average looking and can handle a conversation without sperging out, there’s just something off with me that keeps normies away
Samuel Hughes
>i have a cousin who cares
>theres something off about me that keeps normies away
Its the "fucks your cousin" thing, user. Either find yourself a girl with some daddy issues or just go back to fucking your cousin.
Jason Brooks
>I’m 24
I know what I said.
Ian Torres
Zozzle my man, but you can't throw shade on this blade.
Nathaniel Wright
Cousin is guy and despite my shitposting not actually gay altho it would make me the most popular person in this faggot state. And a girl with daddy issues is what got me into this mess. This isn’t self diagnosis, multiple not medical hospital stays and the smiling faces but sad eyes of family members make it clear there is something wrong. Wouldn’t go as far to say gang weed sociopathy but I’ve exhibited traits of severe narcissistic personality disorder among other issues for a long time that self sabotage all along the way. I was training to be a machinist at an engine parts manufacturing plant once before again self sabotaging. I’m just at a loss currently as the multiple attempts at medication, exercise and social stimulation haven’t helped. Idk I may have just become the living embodiment of Jow Forums super autism
Joseph Perez
Had my fiancee leave me, joined the Army. Best decision I made. You having a giant pity party for yourself ain't gonna help.
Kayden Brooks
what knife is that? its really nice
Brayden Gomez
As long as all this is a pity party, it's fine, but you really shouldn't live your whole life one fearless moment away from suicide. That shit is concerning. And 24 is still young enough to start over. 5 or 6 years since you got out of HS? That's nothing. Stop the self-sabotaging bullshit and you'll make it just fine.
Asher Gutierrez
Carter Wood
Does anyone have any recommendations on a good knife to get? I would like to use it so I could defend myself against a mountain lion.
>Knife won't do shit against a mountain lion.
No shit, but I just like the psychological aspect of feeling "safe" and there is a chance that I would be able to fight off a mountain lion if I got a good stab wound in. Also plan on buying spray as well.
Jonathan Walker
>I would like to use it so I could defend myself against a mountain lion.
spear
Wyatt Wright
Are knives like these actually used by force recon marines?
Luis Rogers
I appreciate and not gonna lie I wanted an espanda ever since I saw them on k. And I wouldn’t kill myslef while my mother is still alive I know what that would do to her. I just peaked so early. I had a cutey gf that was cool with killing squirrels brutally at closerange on one of our early dates, who wanted to stay home and cook me meals while I was making enough to support both of us, who stood by me even when I was in mental hospitals and built a hidden room in the back of our closet for my weapons while I was in there. I know there are other girls out there it’s just so rare to find someone like that nowadays, I may have been missing her since she left but I’ve fucked/dated other girls in the two years she’s been gone and it does nothing for me. I just miss my psycho ex
Jace Parker
Bear spray is fine. Regular sized self defense pepper sprays might get blown away in the wind outdoors. Pepper gel would be better if you must go for a small can.
Also, the COLD STEEL ESPADA XL can absolutely kill a wimpy PUSSYcat. How can that fucker eat you if you slice off the front half of its face?
Charles Howard
This Kershaw select fire has been awesome. It’s come through tons of times when I’m far away from my tools. It has a quarter inch driver that retracts out the side and two spring loaded compartments on each side that hold 2 bits each. I took out the size 1 Philips and put in a T25. Blade has shown slight rusting almost immediately. I’m not sure what caused it but it gets abused. Wasn’t thrilled with the blade at first but upon more use it’s not bad at all. Would recommend
Jeremiah King
jesus christ, what a fucking autist
Carter Wright
>Being this proud of a memeknife
I've worn out more knives than you will ever own. You're a drooling cunt of a person.
Oliver Johnson
can a kukri be used to stab ?
i am thinking of getting an ontario kukri and it looks pointy, how viable is it to use a kukri for stabbing ?
Chase Davis
Stay in the game long enough and you'll find the right person again. It's not like she's the only one who would do those things for you. Also, there are lots of good people out there, but that doesn't make them necessarily compatible. Just keep trying and when you find what you're looking for, really take the time to appreciate how hard you worked to find her.
Christian Lee
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Luis Murphy
Double work knife, washable toothy boi for dirty jobs and big shred, Shadman for more detailed work. Shaman was perfection out of the box and Caribbean needed the good old diamond dremel bit detent hole rub-a-dub-dub because taiwan just can not into detents
OP needs to learn that wiping down your blades after use, cleaning or even, god forbid, looking after them and oiling them does not make your knife-penis smaller
John Reyes
Don't be jealous your knife didn't come with an instruction manual on how to hit an awesome finger dab.
Aiden Morris
>not buying a spyderco
Jeremiah Reyes
Nathan Stewart
For my fishy friend
Charles Campbell
OP’s friend IRL here. I suggested enlistment since he comes from a military family. Dad and mom are both bretty based.
I also suggested getting the flying fuck outta cali. If the wildfires weren’t a good enough sign idk what it. Fire is the chemo to california’s cancer
Caleb Ward
You dirty Jew motherfucker
Hugs and kisses but no I want to watch all these liberals burn
Adrian Hill
Brothers in arms
(you) seems like something a freaking bar of chocolate with a cracker sub-straight would say.
A bit more than a bit, but yeah besides edge holding you can even give it a better geometry and polish. Just a matter of time and effort, just like how one can get a Miata to out pull a Ferrari for a 4th the price, but hey some people want a Ferrari.
Aaron Scott
You can’t remember that without writing on your body?
Sebastian Cruz
No one makes a folder I want and it makes me crazy.
>around 4"
>full flat or high partial flat grind
>no recurve
>no flipper/finger guard(front flipper ok)
>no partial scales
>clean lines, no overdesigned garbage
>no fucking holes in the blade
>cutting edge starting close to the handle
>small notch
Basically a folding puukko.
The spyderco one is pretty close but
>too short
>spyderhole
>shit blade geometry/heat treat combination makes it unsuitable for hard use
That huge fucking missing part of the handle doesn't help either.
Levi Morgan
There is also this chinese knife available under many names with decent chinese tool steel blade(rip off of some older custom design), but the handle is so narrow that I don't think it's going to be very comfortable, and the tip looks also a bit too delicate. I still might get one though.
If you know anything else similar, let me know.
Austin King
why does it matter if theres a hole in the blade?
Ayden Myers
>Carrib
Have mine (PE wharncliffe) on me right now. How does it do in serrated?
Bentley Rogers
Some one give this man an Opinel.
bladehq.com
And maybe the Boker Kwaiken, the original if you can excuse AUS8a
bladehq.com
Or one of many VG-10 ones if you can excuse the flipper.
bladehq.com
But what is wrong with the hole? Just the aesthetics or something else. It's a really practical design. And as for
>shit blade geometry/heat treat
Considering 99% of production folders have shit slicing geometry, that is not bad at all, and would be very easy to give a thinner geometry with some stone time. Also I don't know where this "Spyderco shit s30v HT" meme came from. Yeah it's on the softer more conservative side for s30v LIKE EVERY OTHER production knife brand in it's price range, if anything they are on the better side of it. Don't expect a factory knife to have a custom HT.
But make it
>Unsuitable for hard use?
Oh fuck off, what were you going to do with this sub 4" liner lock that has thin (but "shit geometry")? Batton it through a engine block? It's supposed to cut. And as said before, Spyderco already goes for a softer HT, so if anything it's stronger than your supposed dream knife. Get a Cold Steel Recon 1 or something and be done.
Jackson Young
Nathan Rodriguez
I wish... that pic as of October 31. And really the tanto does not count as a Kwaiken.... Maybe one could count my BK15... but nah.
Nolan Roberts
Honestly OP is a faggot
You can pick up a really good bench made for $100 bucks
If you can’t save a $100 within a month there is something fucking wrong with you
Buy a single good knife rather than 5or six shitty ones
Eli Campbell
Not him but because it looks like garbage and serves little to no use unless you're wearing thick winter gloves.