*blocks your path*

>*blocks your path*
>"Have you been flossing regularly, son?"
what do?

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NO. GIBS AR-15 A1 AND FIVESEVEN

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Yes actually. But let me show you a real patricians shotgun

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poop in sumwun mout

Nice garbage stick. When are you going to show us this "patrician's" shotgun?

plz don't shoot me

>plz
You fucked up. Paul hates weakness. If you tried to meet your death like a man, he mightve spared you

I had never been in a situation so terrifying that it caused me to shit myself out of fear, cry, and curl myself up into a ball, but this is probably what would break me.

I die, thrusting a copy of the study showing flossing had no discernible impact on dental health at his chest.

Thats just one of those caveats user.

>Show teeth
>You be the judge

I like him better than all the other gun ecelebs

Now there's a high bar.

This is your only hope for survival

Paul, how about I be the judge on if I need to floss or not capiche?

>"yes father"
>he dabs on me then run away

Flossing has no benefit. We're onto your scam.

Then do a 360 and walk away

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I floss every night while whispering "thank you based Harrel"

I still have no idea where this fucking dance came from. It's no different than any of the widespread dance moves of the past I'm not such a butthurt boomer that I don't know that. Just where did it come from? I remember first seeing it 3 years ago from my nephew at a family gathering.

Fortnite

Should explain why 12 year Olds love it

It’s a Remington model 10, maybe you haven’t heard of it kiddo

Advances autism

I just soak them

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Show him my shiny choppers and say, "you be the judge, dad. then whats say we go shoot some meat targets while making original and informative youtube content?"

Boy I got teeth like a brit, I guess I will foolishly attempt to draw my pistol, at least I will die like a man