*walks into gunstore*
>Just here to pick up my new Glock
*walks into gunstore*
Dominic Fisher
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Jacob Ramirez
This post is extremely low quality.
James Mitchell
dang, that dude is buff. how do you know he bought a gun?
Nicholas Cook
Nigger probably dehydrated for photoshoot, don't know if he's a natty tho. Core muscles are ok but not strongman-tier, so we know he works out for looks and not for maximum performance.
Isaiah Gomez
*waddles into store*
>Good morning gentlesirs, I am here to procure the Sig pistol of which I had earlier telephoned regarding.
Bentley White
>Yeah, I'm here to pick up the hipoint. How did you know?
Thomas Sanchez
That guy is probably so fucking miserable in that photo. There's no way you get that definition without some fasting and dehydration.
Brandon Rogers
It’s part of a series of photoshopped dudes.
Jayden Collins
Keep it going you got me laughing
David Mitchell
Autoerotic Glockass
Lucas Adams
>I'm here for the browning hi-power
Luke Howard
>Here my order for type 56
Zachary Ward
>hey, uh, do you guys have my ruger vaquero in yet? i also ordered a glock 40 and a deagle...
Samuel Garcia
>you fellas got any of them used Model 29s in 'ere ?
Jason Phillips
>I'm here to buy all your ammunition ending in x39mm
Charles Bailey
Uhh... where is my pink .22?
Jacob Phillips
marry me
Justin Cook
But.Her.Face.
Brody Walker
Ok, you don't have to sleep with her, user. She will be heart broken, but try to let her down easy.
Colton Stewart
>h-hey I-I u-uh ordere-d-d a s-smith and w-wesson
>What'd you say young man?
HOW DO I FUCKING STOP STUTTERING
Aaron Morgan
I'm gay bro, she's all yours
Hudson Wright
Then why do you think your opinion on woman's face matters, faggot?
Go back to sucking shit-covered cocks and shut the fuck up.
Lucas Evans
So you're saying saying you're literally a massive faggot. I assumed but I'm glad you were able to confirm.
Charles Ward
Oh no no no no, look at the top of his head!
Imagine thinking that niggers are as smart as asians or whites in 2018
Tyler Cruz
>"Glock model 40 you say?"
Tyler Adams
Hey buddy I think you got the wrong store. The Glock club is two blocks down.
Liam Hughes
Filthy sodomite, we dont want your poz here
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Alexander Bennett
That's literally the easier part to fix
Samuel Morris
Ya I’m here to pick up my 1911 *siiiip*.... 45 acp now that’s a bullet, buddy of mine went elephant hunting with in Africa took one down in two shots. Yeeep. That’s why you buy merican
Adam Thompson
Fucking her from behind works too
I've probably fucked more girls that you, stay mad virgins
Nathan Harris
I'm here to pick up the CZ
Asher Cook
I'd like to give her my .22 if you know what I mean
Andrew Ramirez
Quality>Quantity faggot
Dominic Wilson
Disgusting. Her hips are too wide like she is some kind of Negress. Is this what racemixing does to your body?
Gabriel Walker
My Walther in yet?
Matthew Harris
Juan Davis
Oh look it's ash again
Easton Wilson
>Disgusting.
Blake Hernandez
faggot
Ryan Long
My girl is pretty ugly but has a great body and really nice pussy lips.
It's doable.
Matthew Gray
Congratulations on fucking desperate fruit flies and fag hags. Having sex with emotionally confused women is very impressive and you should feel accomplished. But who really knows who has fucked more women.