*walks into gunstore*
>Just here to pick up my new Glock
*walks into gunstore*
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dang, that dude is buff. how do you know he bought a gun?
Nigger probably dehydrated for photoshoot, don't know if he's a natty tho. Core muscles are ok but not strongman-tier, so we know he works out for looks and not for maximum performance.
*waddles into store*
>Good morning gentlesirs, I am here to procure the Sig pistol of which I had earlier telephoned regarding.
>Yeah, I'm here to pick up the hipoint. How did you know?
That guy is probably so fucking miserable in that photo. There's no way you get that definition without some fasting and dehydration.
It’s part of a series of photoshopped dudes.
Keep it going you got me laughing
Autoerotic Glockass
>I'm here for the browning hi-power
>Here my order for type 56
>hey, uh, do you guys have my ruger vaquero in yet? i also ordered a glock 40 and a deagle...
>you fellas got any of them used Model 29s in 'ere ?
>I'm here to buy all your ammunition ending in x39mm
Uhh... where is my pink .22?
marry me
But.Her.Face.
Ok, you don't have to sleep with her, user. She will be heart broken, but try to let her down easy.
>h-hey I-I u-uh ordere-d-d a s-smith and w-wesson
>What'd you say young man?
HOW DO I FUCKING STOP STUTTERING
I'm gay bro, she's all yours
Then why do you think your opinion on woman's face matters, faggot?
Go back to sucking shit-covered cocks and shut the fuck up.
So you're saying saying you're literally a massive faggot. I assumed but I'm glad you were able to confirm.
Oh no no no no, look at the top of his head!
Imagine thinking that niggers are as smart as asians or whites in 2018
>"Glock model 40 you say?"
Hey buddy I think you got the wrong store. The Glock club is two blocks down.
Filthy sodomite, we dont want your poz here
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That's literally the easier part to fix
Ya I’m here to pick up my 1911 *siiiip*.... 45 acp now that’s a bullet, buddy of mine went elephant hunting with in Africa took one down in two shots. Yeeep. That’s why you buy merican
Fucking her from behind works too
I've probably fucked more girls that you, stay mad virgins
I'm here to pick up the CZ
I'd like to give her my .22 if you know what I mean
Quality>Quantity faggot
Disgusting. Her hips are too wide like she is some kind of Negress. Is this what racemixing does to your body?
My Walther in yet?
Oh look it's ash again
>Disgusting.
faggot
My girl is pretty ugly but has a great body and really nice pussy lips.
It's doable.
Congratulations on fucking desperate fruit flies and fag hags. Having sex with emotionally confused women is very impressive and you should feel accomplished. But who really knows who has fucked more women.