Chris Kyle is based as fuck >be a navy seal sniper, already as badass as it gets >lie like a motherfucker about how you wrestled a bear, shot 10 guys with one bullet, stormed an al qaeda compound with a slingshot >people eat it up >get statues built of you, your death becomes a state holiday, Clint fucking Eastwood makes a movie about how badass you are >some old faggot """"seal""" gets mad at you and sues you for defamation after you'e dead anyway >no one will even remember in ten years, only thing they'll remember is your legacy as the deadliest sniper in american history
Where exactly did this guy go wrong? Why not lie? Who gives a fuck? Ventura is a fag
>You are now aware fishermen and servicemen lie Hey guys let me tell you about this bridge I just bought
Adam Brooks
I was there at the Superdome, it's all real kiddos.
Michael Hernandez
>be "sniper legend" who received exactly 0 medals in his entire career >get shot by a punk from behind for no reason
lmfao *dabs on kyle's corpse* *flosses* *clapping emoji*
Logan Rodriguez
he actually did get a silver star and four bronze stars with valor, what are you talking about?
Angel Rivera
>white male
Nope there's no chance this oppressor meant anything to anyone and if you think he's a "hero" you are LITERALLY killing trans children by thinking so.
Charles Ramirez
that's completely false tho
Jackson Carter
>four bronze stars with valor
For murdering kids?
America is literally a country of terrorists.
Camden Hernandez
>avowed homosexual who shot women and children in Iraq gets gunned down by gay lover and is then celebrated by repthuglicans as a model citizen
Wow.
Aaron Reed
no its not dude look it up, the navy itself said this is his actual record not kids, fighting age males :)
Henry Hughes
>be a navy seal sniper, already as badass as it gets Even your first line was wrong you absolute retard
Oliver Perry
False
Ayden King
this guy was an actual gay pedophile predator, how is it 2018 and nobody knows this...
he literally raped 150 iraqi kids. direct quote:
"The Navy credits me with more [child rapes] as a sniper than any other American service member, past or present. I guess that's true. They go back and forth on what the number is. One week, it's 160 (the 'official' number as of this writing, for what that's worth), then it's way higher, then it's somewhere in between. If you want a number, ask the Navy—you may even get the truth if you catch them on the right day.[15][21]"
>be shitty 12 post bait thread >with only 7 posters lel who is so ass blasted about Kyle that they are pretending to be 5 people hating him? He was a lying faggot, but at least he killed middle eastern people.
Evan Brooks
boy fucking is literally part of Iraqi cop/military culture, he did nothing wrong. he embraced their culture t. airsoft larper
Joshua Baker
No one outside of Tumblr and maybe some parts of twitter says shit like that, it's just stupid to mock people that basically don't exist
Gabriel Richardson
Why is shooting someone from very far away when they can't shoot you back or even see you considered "badass"? Seems like the opposite to me.
Xavier Lee
>shot 10 guys with one bullet lol wut, how is that even possible? did he hit a munitions cache? bet all it took was hitting some explosives.
Mason Barnes
>fighting age males :) brown people of age 16-65 are women and children
Noah Gray
right? where the hell are all this shitty baiters coming from?
Zachary Gonzalez
based
Benjamin Adams
Jow Forums's hero is a faggot who fucked kids now?
Logan Hernandez
>Modern navy seal No respect for thugs.
Carter Lewis
>Lei died when a telephone pole, struck by an army truck, hit him as he was directing the truck in backing up. >Wrote a diary about how great communism and Mao was.
Wow. This guy is fucking boring and they make him a legend? This is the best example the Chinese can find? Lol
Joseph Sanders
At least he didn't fuck any men or young boys like Kyle
That's the difference between American and Chinese cultures - China doesn't glorify homosexuals
Tyler Price
>At least he didn't fuck any men or young boys like Kyle
Wut? Source you fgt
Jose Edwards
>At least he didn't fuck any men or young boys like Kyle >Chris Kyle only penetrated children with high velocity bullets fired out of a rifle, the way the Christian Lord Jesus intendo Chris Kyle to do it.
Juan Butler
>he doesn't know
american "education"
Tyler Adams
The guy who shot Kyle in the back was literally his boyfriend who he met as a minor.
Alexander Butler
>Chris Kyle claimed he "was not da baby daddy" THE LIE DETECTOR DETERMINED THAT WAS A LIE TOO
Joshua Moore
>Be Chris Kyle >shoot women and children and brag about it >that doesn't look good so you write a whole book making a bunch shit up about how you're the greatest sniper ever and how you kicked Jessie Ventura's ass >get famous >karma catches up to you finally and a friend of yours kills you at the range >Jessie Ventura sues your family for the money the made off of the book and movie >your wife openly talks about wanting to fuck the actor who played you in a movie right after your death so she was probably fucking dudes on the side while you were gone >more cucked shit wew lad Cuck Kyle was a fag who had it coming
Jessie Ventura fucked his wife and child in the ass too lmao what a fucking cuck bitch.
Eli Wilson
> Is the life of every American like this? Yeah its pretty exciting being here. I feel bad for europoors who dont get this sort of experience
Leo Rivera
>Court of law finds his claims to have punched Ventura false, and Ventura wins case. >Kyle lies about shooting people from top of Superdome during aftermath of Katrina. >Kyle lies about shooting two car jackers at gas station, and the lie is confirmed by the police in that jurisdiction. >Kyle is reported to have lied about his confirmed kills, to pad his sniper stats. >Puts all these lies into his book to enhance his celebrity and make money.
Additionally everybody spun the story about the defamation case to make it look like Ventura was going after Kyle's widow's money but the publisher was insured against this so it was an insurance company that had to lay out the cash. There was no way Kyle's widow would lose any money because of this and Ventura was aware of that from the beginning.
Nathaniel Wood
An attention whore gladly slaughters over a hundred women and children several hundred yards away from harm and gladly goes back a few more times to sate his own ego and makes up fairytale bullshit when all the killing isn’t enough.
Wow, truly awe inspiring. For the jury to side with Ventura against the grieving widow of a supposed American hero, there would’ve been some pretty damning evidence Chris Kyle was an utter faggot.
Eli Campbell
That’s what I kept thinking. >a literal pole They could’ve made up something about the Sino-Japanese war.
Hunter Evans
If you actually read about Chris Kyle, you'd learn that he was a braggart, a liar and little more than a jingoistic crusader with chip on his shoulder. In his book, he admitted to killing children, and using lures to get them out into the open. He also claimed that he extra-judicially killed "baddies" in New Orleans during Katrina. Most egregiously, I can't think of anyone who could possibly LOSE a slander or libel case, least of all against that idiot Jesse Ventura. A soldier doesn't brag about his accomplishments and expects to be called a hero. He does his duty and allows his actions to speak for him.
There's a new joke among the grunts about the perceptions concerning spec ops and spooks these days:
>How does one kill a Navy SEAL in urban combat? >Simple, lure him out with a two million dollar book deal.
American Sniper's portrayal of Kyle is symptomatic of this paradigm in the media. Mystified by these individuals, journalists and the media portray these "super soldiers", shrouded in secrecy, as morally complex warriors whose training and abilities have elevated them above mere mortals to win wars.
Of course, it couldn't be farther from the truth. Recent years have shown that Special forces as strategic assets are rather ineffectual. One only has to look at Operation Red Wings or other failures. Indeed, even the raid to kill Bin-Laden couldn't escape some complication, which resulted in the destruction of a prototype stealth helicopter.
The problem with this film portraying Kyle as a "hero" is that it exists on the precept that he saved lives by taking them. Maybe he did. But if saving lives is the measure of heroics, my father, who has labored as an ER doctor for over thirty years is more of a hero than Kyle will ever be.
One cannot claim that Kyle is a hero without admitting to the idea that life, especially human life, is cheap.
Lincoln Bailey
>a group of warriors so elite and badass that a chad Marine can kill two of them while one is watching the other's back Navy SEALs are exaggerated because people hear stories of the living hell that BUD/S is and assume that they must be automatically hardcore. DEVGRU are the only SEALs who are actually noteworthy.
>that shitshow after the Bin-Laden raid with multiple SEALS claiming to have been the one to killed Osama Not to mention the dumbfucks canoed his head so he couldn't be identified
Logan Wilson
training and equipment is getting so good that the line between common soldier and spec ops is getting blurred. theres also the fact that sf dont do a whole lot of Special Operations and are used a lot like soldiers+
not to mention they are fighting against literal illiterate GOAT FUCKERS and children. why do you need 10 years of training to do what the average solder is already doing just fine?
Jaxon Scott
>ER doctor for over thirty years ER is where you begin your residency, nobody stays there, especially not for 30 years unless they're some kind of fuck up but related to hospital admin so they can't actually get fired
Evan Morris
being killed by a falling pole is probably supposed to be some deeply significant situation to the insect mind
Asher Davis
Medic here there are plenty of dedicated ER doctors you fucking mongoloid not everyone wants an overpaid cushy job as a dermatologist
Mason Jones
>America is literally a country of terrorists. Duh
Luke Gomez
>being this retarded You act like nobody else kills kids besides the United States
Henry Adams
Can we all agree that Carlos Hathock is the best U.S sniper to live at the very least
Joshua Howard
Yeah, his story is actually cool as fuck.
Owen Fisher
>One cannot claim that Kyle is a hero without admitting to the idea that life, especially human life, is cheap. If I don't claim he's a hero can I still admit human life is cheap?
Jordan White
>Make up a legend of a selfless soldier >killed in an accident >by pole This is definitely the Chinese Century
Easton Wood
Kek. Good one.
William Turner
I want to believe this but you're gonna have to giv some sauce on that.
Brayden Clark
>The problem with this film portraying Kyle as a "hero" is that it exists on the precept that he saved lives by taking them. Maybe he did. But if saving lives is the measure of heroics, my father, who has labored as an ER doctor for over thirty years is more of a hero than Kyle will ever be.
But did your dad shoot hundreds of children with a really cool gun? No? He's a faggot then
Doctors BTFO
Kevin Brown
>place two tin cans and some random wire in the desert >poor as fuck kids pick it up to make a sweet walkie-talkie out of it >ventilate them >"Congratulations private SEAL man, you are a HERO, here is your medal"
America in a nutshell
Eli Watson
he also lied about his donations to veterans organizations, him and his wife claimed he donated 100% of book profits when the actual number is somewhere between 0% to 1% (they couldn't actually produce any documented donations).
Hudson Martin
lol he's a retard who armed a lunatic and got murdered for it. His legacy will be that anti-gunners use him against us.
Adrian King
Maybe
But in his book (page 79) he openly stated he shot "every male he saw", heavily implying he killed civilians.
Jack Russell
No, that's wrong
Henry Walker
Woah, kickass. I need to buy this man's book now.
Hudson Harris
You want to read a book written at a 2nd grade level because of the target audience, all because of a blurb which is either a war crime or a lie?
Confirm this board is stupider than Jow Forums
Jack Ramirez
i agree. people should go back to standing in lines and shooting each other to be real badass.
Dylan Young
It was considered cowardly for a very long time. It became "badass" recently when sheepdog types want to vicariously live out their violent fantasies and reasoned their mistaken belief of snipers being safe from return fire comes closest to vidya games "god mode".
Carson Jenkins
Between Kyle and this guy, which one makes Jow Forums SEETHE the most?
That dude literally has no other pics besides this and waco.
Julian Martinez
Sure why the hell not?
Carson Martin
>The problem with this film portraying Kyle as a "hero" is that it exists on the precept that he saved lives by taking them. Maybe he did. But if saving lives is the measure of heroics, my father, who has labored as an ER doctor for over thirty years is more of a hero than Kyle will ever be.
Doctors like your dad saved my life when I was on the beat. I don't care what anyone says. ER work is thankless, sure it pays well, but you see the absolute worst of human behavior and what they do to each other. It takes a very special discipline and mindset as a physician.
Thank your dad for his service the next time you see him.
>Not to mention the dumbfucks canoed his head so he couldn't be identified Why didn’t they show a picture? Any picture, blurred one, whatever. I can eat up not burying Bin Laden so it won’t turn into a “place of worship”, that actually could’ve been quite convenient to gather data, but why no photo? It doesn’t make sense. Look up Chechen field general Ruslan Huchbarov, for example, still showed him.
shooting frozen conscripts can't be glamorized like making up a bullshit hollywood story about child suicide bombers in iraq
Christian Watson
Because that would collapse Russia again.
Camden Roberts
>take mentally ill vets shooting >gets shot
>say you beat up ventura >he sues you, then you die >faggots complain that he didn't drop the lawsuit just because you made a retard move based ventura > chris kyle in this one boys
Elijah Sullivan
and they are also practicing lawyers and have PHDs
Daniel Robinson
Are seals really that shitty?
Joseph Allen
Damn i didnt know his wife said that LMAOOOOO so much for the supreme race
Mason Anderson
I fail to see how any of that is funny
Lucas Long
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Charles Sanders
>seals All special forcea are trash humans, same goes for any bootlicker
Ryan Wright
They couldn't take pictures BECAUSE they canoed him. Because that's a fucking warcrime.
Joshua Stewart
Most Europoors will never know what it’s like to be an obese gun wielding faggot. How I pity them.
Caleb Long
>his wife claimed he donated 100% of book profits when the actual number is somewhere between 0% to 1% (they couldn't actually produce any documented donations). What a goddess she deserves everything