If you want to kill ____, Mr. user, I recommend you buy ____
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a bigger boat
If I shoot you with that gun, will you die?
a BIG IRON
Jews, wooden doors
White America, niggers
If you want to kill OP, Mr. user, I recommend you buy a lack of dicks
My asshole, a bigger dick
a squirrel out to 500 yards
this here .22lr because I've modified it so that it's accurate, even at those ranges. If you want to work a little more intimately, just go down to the local hardware store and pick up a box of condoms and some rubber bands. Put the condom on the front of the barrel and secure it with the rubber band. When I was young, and money was tight, I could take a whole tree full of 'em to bring home for dinner. Never went hungry that way.
Based NPC gets quads, of course.
gender reassignment surgery
That's not how mad libs work. You keep the script to yourself and ask for nouns and verbs and shit, then fill in the blanks.
a bigger guy