Can we have a thread about military doctrines of various countries?

Pretty much the perfect answer with the right amount of national pride and ambiguidity

India
>shit
>shit
>wait for enemy to attack
>shit some more
>waste special forces
>shit

USA
>put boots on the ground
>walk around till something shoots at you
>call for fire

Germany
>Dig in
>Call for U.S. Air support
>Wait for a real military to arrive and save us
It pains me

Finland
>Ebin

after reading about soviet troops in soviet-afghan war:
>get drafted
> get your shit taken away ( belts, gloves, socks) by senior recruits
>get beaten up
>do stupid some physical training, then wash senior recruits your stolen socks.
>3 bullets for shooting training in whole 2 years. (unless you're sent to Afghan)
>get beaten
>eat cabbage dishes (no meat) 3 times a day. 50g of butter is something that you dream off and ready to kill for it
>get beaten
>get sent to afghan. Fucking afghans have better shit ( Japanese music players, TVs, etc) than all of the union back at home. Kill them, steal their shit.
>Get beaten and of all the shit you stole, stolen from you by Dembels
>Get your hands or legs blown off. Somehow survive. Sent to union to recieve prostetics. Not enough production to satisfy the demand. Even if you're lucky to get prostetics they are absolute dog shit, like pirate wooden legs tier.
>drink vodka till you're dead

Norway
>smear on war paint
>eat shrooms
>go to war for chance at Valhalla
>pillage stupid eurocuks that put gold in big buildings with no defense
>steal better swords
>hop in longboat
>repeat

>Kill cook crews
wut

1000 years later, nothing has changed.

youtube.com/watch?v=Ia-GgH6qAbc

Not enough surprise butt sex, but otherwise on point.

>kill cooks
Wait what

India:

>Pooperations
>pooperating
>Poo is the most effective camo
>Pray to Kali to help rain shit on all foes
>As soon as technology permits, feel a mighty need to create power armor elephants carrying tank turrets

Were one of the more inportant targets for our guerrillas.

Germany:

>"Franz, why can't we just use chlorine ga-"
>"SHUT UP KARL...you know we can't. Just wait for the U.S. Airforce to show up."
>"Franz. Let's just put on our gas masks, mix all the cleaning chemicals on base together and-"
>"KARL! We're trying to kill them humanely! Like the fucking dogs they are..."
>"SEE FRANZ! YOU FEEL IT TOO!"

U.S.

>Varying degrees of BRRRRRT
>Squad based BRRRRT
>Moves up to mounted BRRRRT
>Calls in flying BRRRRT
>if that doesn't work, bomb them.

kek

Poland

>dig in and hope for nato reinforcement
>defend to the last man
>throw woman and childs at the front
>???
>nato reinforcement never comes

France:

>"Why are our most effective troops a bunch of foreign criminals, and why the fuck did that idea even work? None of this makes sense."
>*airstrikes*
>*airstrikes*

>America
>Orders come from Tel Aviv
>Military reduced to being a plaything for Jewish donors

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Field kitchens were prime targets during motti fights. Probably because they were most visible and least defended parts of the stalled convoys, but knowing Finns I wouldn't discount pure malice either.

I thought it was more of a mutinous thing like the cooks made bad mämmi

I mean, it looks like they’re getting a US airbase soon. I’d imagine the Russians are gonna bitch about it like usual, but it’s going forward.

Makes sense, considering how Russian soldiers tended to be fed very small rations and lived on the edge of starvation. If killing the cooks means that company would not be fed that day, that's pretty good. Especially if it is -30C.

Taliban:
>dig a hole in the ground
>under a mountain so deep and lined with logs so not even thermal tech can see us
>USA wastes artillery trying to blow us up
>dont really care if they do
>proceed to take potshots with AK
>next day recruit more mudmen to replace troops lost
>repeat