Soccer Stories: One time reddit isnt gay edition

Least not completely gay

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what a low t male you have to be to do that

Cringe and bluepilled

>dude attempts to cross the threshold into your home
>not just shooting him
hippity hoppity get the fuck off my property or die

>didn't shoot him for attempting to enter his house
reddit is still cringe and bluepilled, sorry

>not waiting for him to cross the threshold so you can kick him out

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I’d like to think that most of these are just masturbatory fantasy written by people that rarely leave their houses, but who knows. For the sake of the country, I hope most of these stories are fake.

>not shooting him twice in the chest and once in the head then sparta kicking him out so he doesn't drip blood on your floor

>doesn't have a moat to kick unwanted visitors into

user, if you've been here long enough to breathe, you know these idiots exist.

>I've legitimately had people argue that deaths involving cars count less then gun VIOLENCE because cars aren't "meant to do that".

>he dug a moat instead of setting a minefield in the yard

Imagine being such a newfag that you post reddit faggotry. KYS and all you who aren't shitting on him for this should diie too

Unless I misremember, 300blackedoutdrunk lives in Washington which is getting heavily cucked recently.
Hard to remember places like that exist here in Oklahoma where the most anti-gun guy in the office thinks gunning down people trying to kick in your front door is just fine.

>doesn't have T-800's patrolling his lawn

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>he didn't build a loyal warband camped in his yard awaiting battle

>He doesn't preemptively invade his neighborhood to prevent them from doing it first.

Didn’t he get banned from bestgunnit for some shit recently?

Didn't happen

This, seriously surprised

They already violated the NAP by complaining about his flag. It’s fair game.

Haven't been there in years honestly. I was thinking he's Omnifox, but fucked if I know.

kek

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>Only 5 Swadian knights
Away with you, vile beggar!

>reddit

summer already? also thats a fucking gay story.

Cangen is rhodok soil

>he didn't "adopt" a band of child soldiers from Sierra Leone and treat them to a better life so that they're fanatically loyal and willing to kill for you at the first sign of trouble
Seriously, with the way the world is today you could easily get off the hook by saying the faggot triggered their PTSD and the PC crowd would defend you to the death because muh dindus

Less talking, more raiding!

IMO that only makes things worse for whatever retard makes that argument, because it means guns don’t kill as often as other things despite their purpose being to kill things.

And yet, somehow, an item's percieved function is more important to them then it's actual capability.

>Live in Florida. Which I believe recently allowed armed staff at schools
>A friend of my parents (who is a teacher) argues that since she doesn't trust herself with a weapon, no one else should get the opportunity.

Have I mentioned I hate dumb people?

Edgy

>she
Every time

they call me bismuth