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>you'll find it easier to be yourself when you're comfortable and confident in your body.
Pretty much all I want desu. Tired of looking like a schlub so I've finally locked in to a workout routine. I'm three for three for the second week in a row now so I'm feelin' all right. Happy I'm into my rest days though; the pushups are wreckin' my manlet chest.

Next step is locking down my diet, and the next step to that is getting more serious about cooking. One day at a time though.

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Why? She's incredible.

Its going fairly well. Spent a loooot more money than I intended to this month on random bullshit, but some of it was towards getting my CCW license, which I take a class for tomorrow. Excited to finally be able to exercise my rights
What's entertaining about the bottle, user?

Try pic related. I've done a lot of different stuff but found at the end of 5 years that this was the best for recovery time.

The problem with recovery is the lactic acid builds up and causes your muscles to lock up and hurt (DOMS) a few days after your heavy days (Ax, Bx for example) so on the AB days you just go in. Lift light, do the same exercises, but do twice*ish* as many reps as you did on your heavy days.

I've done routines using everything from 5x5 to 3x8 reps. Honestly I prefer the 6x3 with a warm up set or two before each exercise.

>w-we're all going to make it brah

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On vacation visiting family. Some of them are loud and frequent talkers and I live a very quiet life.
I'm not coping well, my urge to murder is real and rising. I hope I don't flip out on somebody.

Oops, pic related is the workout routine.

Also try salad after the gym, before bed.
You can eat as much as you want with as much cheese as you want and it won't load you with caloriesbut still fill you up so you can sleep.

God I'm really a mess tonight

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Find a quiet place or go fora walk. I don't do well around a lot of conversation either.

Thanks. I've also got an app I'm using called "30 Day workout" or something like that. I'm also an outdoor roving security guard, so hopeful I can lose some weight. I'm not looking to lose a pound a week (seems like an unhealthy rate), but I'd like to be in better condition.

>lost my job two weeks ago

A bunch of "probably cancer" patches are forming on my body at a rapid rate.

I've been making mandatory payments into healthcare for 18 years and now I'm stuck with nothing in return. Even the VA said to fuck off because my radiation exposure is "completely unrelated".

I'm not feeling too comfy right now.

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I'm trying. On top of being loud they're pretty dumb which is really aggravating the situation. I'll probably adopt the policy of "the blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb" after this trip.

Been thinking about life lately, feeling shitty. Listening to this, always cheers me up a little.
youtube.com/watch?v=eBhh23-paLU&t=22s

Pentecostal hillbilly here, it's honestly refreshing to see a lack of fedoras sometimes.

Get the fuck out of here. This isn't your Jow Forums group therapy session. KILL KILL KILL WHAT MAKES THE GRASS GROW. I don't have much against groups of people, but "Jow Forums" traps need to go. They're hilarious to torture and kill, because their voices are so high and crackly. And you can't stop me.

Ever sliced your thumb by accident and seen the white edges of the skin flap? The "tolerant and diverse" pedophiles of the LGBT community are proud and enthusiastic about younger children going on hormone blockers so they have more underage looking veal to exploit for porn.

This is all because of what YOU have given me, not myself. So, onto the point. I've been really interested in the idea of taking one of the traps with gerber baby HRT cheeks, and slicing their face, tearing flesh off of it.

The thought of cutting up the subhuman's face and lips while listening to it's plastic trumpet toy screams is starting to give me fuzz and noise around the edge of my vision, and a sense of invincibility.

Same thing with bunnies, but since trannies are subhumans, and trying to take my Jow Forums awa/y/, they'd be a fitting upgrade.

Just think about it, these worthless tumblrina niggerloving fagloving manloving kike deals, finally getting what's coming to them, with one of my favorite hobbies they're trying to take from me with their deviance.

I'm sick of you fucking weirdos. And very soon with domestic happenings, you're gonna see you're on the wrong side of history AND nature.

I need to go cut up a coyote, because Jow Forums furfag sleeper agents THINK that I don't like I shouldn't break fang tooth mutt puppy dog muzzles in order to hear their low effort LQ LP short lung capacity whines. You're wrong. I'll burn raccoons and other animals, and post it with a timestamp that says: brought to your by Jow Forumsoka Jow Forumsola

Fuck you for what you did. Also KYS jannies you're high rpm rev criers when you find you your waifu isn't real.

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You in NYC area? I'll take you out to the range and or for a beer next weekend.

>he doesn't want a beautiful Queen of the Nile to tend to his cock
>inb4 she's Arab and not a true Egyptian
I'll bet she's a Copt since user said church implying Christianity.

pretty bad OP. weeks have been slipping by faster and faster. my obligations go unmet. alcohol is a hell of a drug. finding community online, but also finding frustration. I need some kind of help.

Yeah, she's a Copt gone Orthodox (slight differences between the churches, complicated and long history there). Her skin is only a few shades darker than me. Not much of an accent, excellent English, loves children, petite, beautiful, her parents like me, I just wish I had some idea what she thought about me.

Kill her ChristChurch Halp me style, they're sleeper agents in a pair instantly killing you.

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Based schizo poster, cut a tranny for me user

Go back to Jow Forums.

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lol, I've been absent from Jow Forums for a while and was trying to figure out if it was schizo or pasta

>t. pic related
Cut the cat ears off and gouge the eyes out of manladies, the worst atrocities are now free game on them, since it's justified in my police department's self findings :>.

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Geeze, calm down. Go talk to a Priest about your bloodlust.

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I have more reason than average to feel fucked up. But nowhere near as much as a lot of people I know. I just feel lost. Like I basically tried to live a lie for my whole adult life.

I'm just mad, honestly. Mad and tired.

Still constantly worried that I won't have enough money to buy more guns until prices go way up bc grabbing

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What is wrong with you people? Is this what happens when you huff cosmoline?

Wanna talk about it? One person's misfortune does not negate another's. I'm sure you have legitimate reasons.

It's alright, car battery shat out, so a C bill disappeared from my wallet. But on the bright side, I've been gitting gud with pistols, so it evens out.

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Tl;dr

>nearly died from a disease.
>spent a while recovering
>now, years later, I still can't overcome my physical issues that I know I CAN overcome. I just don't have the time between work, and my family
>wanted to join the military when I was younger
>too scared of failing
>tried to get into Law Enforcement, fucked it up.
>made babies
>had to get a job, any job, got into corrections
>I hate it. Can't leave
>I could go join Federal LE or another city's police force
>was prepared to, because my wife was afraid she was going to get fucked over at work
>she ended up getting promoted
>had all my education, certifications, into a nice portfolio, and got in shape
>"Nah. I'll never move. I just don't want to."

Basically, a constant stream of not feeling like I can do anything since I was pretty young.

kidneys are overrated, you can let one go

not enough grenades/10

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Pretty good man. Not deploying sucks, but I'll be going to Ranger School instead so that's nice. Honestly I've got a great life right now, I just worry it's kind of skewing my perspective as to what is a "normal" amount of excitement and interesting shit.

So sorry. Well, I hope you find your motivation soon.

Could be better, could be worse.
>Need to find a better job, been at my dead end, right after college job way too long.
>Need to lose about 20 pounds and find a girl
>but I'm mostly healthy and have enough disposable income to buy the occasional gun.

>7/10 mfw no gf

Tried taking the simmons scope off my .270 derr rifle and transferring it to my ar but the mounting points were too far apart for the upper reciever rails :( Next I tried mounting the thing farther foward onto my quad rails before realizing I was being retarded all along. The fixed front sight post would have blocked my sight picture anyways

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I found my old photos of HER when I was looking for my CoC grippers. The pain doesn't leave after four years and several relationships. I'm frustrated at how much it hurts me still.

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Does she talk to you often?

I know how you feel user :(

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We do talk some, but not as much as I'd like. I wish I wasn't literally Autistic. Kills any chance of a real social life.

Buddyro, we cannot kill constantly, we must take time to reflect on our weaponry, tactics, and lifestyles; seeing what works and what doesn’t. We must study our selves so that we may perfect ourselves, and we must perfect ourselves so that we may perfect our chosen art: weaponry and the use of the same. These threads build camaraderie, and with a united Jow Forums we can kill worlds, and isn’t that what we all want? Isn’t that what the Jow Forumsube would want?

Reusing that Reticulon reaction image from the last check in thread. Still relatable, for now.
>The Good
Almost done with getting my GED. At any rate, I’ll be done and ready to go back to work within two weeks. Already planned out what rifle, vest, and helmet that I’m going to buy in October. Started exercising more often. I can only really walk where I live, but it’s better than doing nothing to better myself. A buddy of mine offered to help me source some ZenitCo parts for my rifle once I buy it so I won’t get robbed six ways from Sunday by retail.
>The Bad
I’ve been feeling drained for the past week and a half. Irritable, feeling down, and these motherfucking intrusive thoughts have started back up and I fucking hate it. Heresy, degeneracy, and violence that I’d rather not go into detail about just pops up in the middle of my routine. Combine that with me feeling like my memory is going, and saying that I’m a little unhappy is an understatement.

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BITCOIN IS LEAVING THE FUCKING STATION AND I ONLY PUT IN 300 FUCKING DOLLARS AND HAVE NO MORE CASH TO INJECT

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Pretty good all said. I'm aiming to apply to medical school in a few years, and my third year of undergrad just wrapped up. My overall GPA is in the low 3.9s, and today I learned that I've been accepted for a 4 month position with a nursing union, to help them develop a research utilization framework. Things are going well with the girlfriend; I'm looking forward to spending more time with her over the next 4 months.

On the shit end of things, a few days ago an old back injury from 4 years ago flared up worse than it ever has. I was pulling some weeds out of my front lawn whenever I had to bend over my lower back started burning worse than it ever has. It was bad enough that I went to an emergency ward, where they prescribed naproxen and gave me some exercises to do. I hope it helps, because I had wanted to improve my physical fitness over the summer and I can't do that with my back in it's current state.

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Alright I guess
Going to a new unit in a couple weeks and my mate that's already there says they're gay as fuck so that'll be fucking shit

Getting a melanoma biopsy on my toe on the 16th and I'm scared shitless bros

Probably got a date tomorrow. Found some k31s for sale but that ammo doesn’t exist in the US. Other than that I’m fine

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Shit, that sucks user. I’ll keep you in my prayers.

Fighting a DUI
So not good

>Found some k31s for sale but that ammo doesn’t exist in the US.
Is getting one rebarreled an option?
Sorry to hear that buddy.
Seconded. We're praying you'll pull through user.

Lmao my cabelas had a rack full of K31s forever that just couldnt sell for their life for this reason

It could be but I’d rather not fudd it it up
TX?

Just wageslaving day after day.
How uhh... how does anyone meet girls anymore? I don't know where to look.

Working out every day, feeling really healthy, am back at school studying something I actually like, have really close friends around me, and starting to get more attention from women.

Theres also lots of other stuff Im frustrated with, but I am happier now than I have been at most any point in my life that I can remember.

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No luck with women.
All the good ones are taken.

I know this feel

Interpals, import a slav waifu

I won't lie I have thought about it.
But I'd rather meet a cutie eastern European than import one who is specifically for sale. So I'm back to my original problem.
Do I just go to the Czech Republic and wander around? Maybe pop over to Romania?

Pretty bad, to be honest. But I'll live.

I really just can't understand why some people are obsessed with sex this much. It feels good, sure, but I could never understand the mentality where you're willing to fuck up something that's otherwise great because of feeling unfulfilled sexually.

I have 2 months left to lose my virginity as a teenager. After that I'll be 20. I'm scared and horny, lads. But I hope I can figure things out, before it's too late for me

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You sound like a brain dead retard. Kill yourself, troglodyte.

>go to Nevada
>purchase hooker
Wear a rubber, have fun, and remember, theyve seen far worse than you.

Prime pussy market right at that age.
I can't tell you what to do because I didn't do it. But I will tell you shit starts try dry up reeeeeaaaalllll quick once you hit your 20s. The clubs will not save you if you can't make it work outside of them.
Those are like competitions, now you're still training. Go train son. Just go on dates lul.

It's good to see another Pentecostal on Jow Forums, it's so rare to see one of our kind on here.

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I wouldn't worry about it man. I dated a college girl my senior year of highschool. Idk what it is but having sex so often at such a young age kind of tanked my sex drive. Like all the dopamine receptors dried up from over use or something. Now I'm 20 and I haevnt thought about sex or seeking a partner, or even masturbation in a long time. Just hold out. Use that pent up testosterone to kill it in the gym and pursue your life goals with unrelenting vigor.

Just be a miserable self-loathing lonely fuck who gets a hooker a couple times a year like the rest of us

good, been working out, studying for a cert, started investing and am thinking about being a pagan. DESU its a weird time in my life but more productive than the last few years.

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Thanks for the words, anons. It's a strange situation for me. I was homeschooled until I was 18 in a compound in the woods, and now that I'm in college I'm at a serious social disadvantage. I keep taking L after L, but giving up is for pussies.

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>aarrrrgh YARR BE Jow Forumsosmoline glorious ZERGface
Fuck you and your manufactured Jow Forums culture, glowie. I'll do what I need to.

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Interpals bro you misunderstood me. Go check it out, it's like a free penpal thing online

i have a clear path ahead. I hate all the work i do but i love that it sucks and i love that i hate it.

>current life
-slightly above minimum wage
-keep failing at school.hate sitting down for notes but also know its good for me
-was supposed to breeze through classes. didn't but if i start i might as well finish i ain't no pussy
-can't get no puss
-fat as fuck 32% bF
-dumb as fuck
>life i want
-some high speed shit in the NG
-multiple degrees. using my college benefits for: (machine operator license/associate level CNC operator/bachelor's of mechanical engineering),(pharm tech/a fucking Doctor)(small business owner)
-to complete my biological purpose(i don't even care about the lady for sheer fact i know she is going to cheat on me, a secondary reason i wanted to build my own house was to stick a bunch of cameras in there to make sure i win the divorce)
-figure out a way to be mentally sharp
-be 225 15% BF
>how i'm going to get there
-keep intaking 230g of protein i forgot that shit fills you up and keep going over my caloric limit but i remember now
-get back to studying
-don't get fucking ganked

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Boring Roman Catholic here. I don't really shove find a reason to discuss faith with firearms unless we talkin' about the legendary St. Adrian (canonized by both Catholics and Orthodox). As for Mormons, I've heard that they aren't as crazy as they were perceived to be and there's somewhat of a division between classic Mormons and basically Nu-Mormon. Eh, not really in Utah nor do I run into them enough to hold judgement in that regard.

Faith is something that you should reflect within yourself and open yourself towards. Just don't let that opening allow you to be taken advantage of. A good neighbor would never ask for more than good will.

Based and scitzo pilled

18, leaving for the Marine corps in a few months, and 3 days until I'm done with my godforsaken high school forever. so pretty stressed, not too bad though, just kind of on edge.

Is her Dad a magician?

youtube.com/watch?v=Wp-L_8rQIzg

Life sucks, haven't considered a way to off myself but definitely not with a gun so I will contribute to more gun control.

Should be good I guess but I'm getting impatient. Fiance wants me to knock her up after the wedding next month but I want her to be a stay at home mom and I only make 30k a year. I'm on a career path that has a good potential but I'm worried I'll be making under 50k forever.

look into other sources of income, like passive income maybe? and live under the amount of money you make. but it sounds complicated so idk. good luck brother

Im thinking about leaving my comfy life behind and joining my country's military.

It's not practical and joining would mean being a lifer, but its something I wanted to do. I guess there's alwaysnthe reserves but it's not the same.

Try to reduce your sugar intake to around 25gr a day. Keep the calory intake thoand try to eat green. Check the ingredients always, avoid sugar and syrups specially cornsyroup. Lost 30 Kg in 6 months and took glucose back to prediab levels

>7.5 Swiss doesn't exist in the US
Is this a joke?

Show me where then

Good to know you're still there, but no we can't speak outside of a genuine necessity. I want nothing to do with those faggots I left behind. Keep wagglin' that finger, though, that'll be your unique identifier. Thanks for the range time, I loved every second of it.

WA

I've lost all interest in my hobbies. I have no motivation to do anything anymore and on the off chance I manage to force myself to get some work done I get no feeling of satisfaction out of it. I can't imagine spending 50 more years of my life like this, I just want to die

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This. Live below your means user, and if you have 10 bucks to spare pick up “The Richest Man In Babylon”. Small book with big ideas. Saved my marriage.

I was in exactly your shoes man. Save yourself for someone you care deeply about, don't just fuck some random slut, it will be much more special to you that way

>still trapped in 1ID
>everyone I went to basic with already has a CIB
>nothing to look forward to but a "deployment" to korea and endless bradley maintenance
>still a ronery khv like when I first joined up
Armored life is trash.

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