John Wick 3

Starts Friday. What you
> Drivan
> Wearan
> Carryan

to the theater?

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>this thread
Gonna be a hard “yikes” from me, user.

I know its a Jow Forums movie and all, but I don't think this is the right board. That said I have tickets for next Friday with a friend.

>Drivan
Ford Fusion
>Wearan
Green carpenters jeans
light green pocket t-shirt tucked in
boots related
>Carryan
M&P m2.0 .45 4.6 inch barrel

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Is the 2nd one worth pirating and watching? I liked the first but the guy is fresh outta dogs, what can they take from him now?

> drivan
Shit box 11 sonata
> wearan
White collar shirt and slacks, maybe a tie for full Constantine core
> carryan
Holy water doused stake launcher hehe jk an lcp innapocket

They don't take anything else from him. It's a continuation of the consequences from the first. Definitely worth a watch

Dying my hair orange and bringing the ol' bushmaster

Holy fuck yes if you’re just pirating? Worth watching it, probably worth watching 1 again first to get you back in the story

Overrated. First one was good though.

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> Drivan
One of my Yamahas...or I guess ride my friends' cars since I'll probably watch with some of them.
> Wearan
Pants and jacket
> Carryan
P30L with compensator, but I don't have that, so probably my P938.

I wish I was friends with Keanu Reeves. He looks like a real man's man...and a real ladies man, for that matter. Did you know that James Reeves from TFB is one of Keanu's cousins?

literally this

>Did you know that James Reeves from TFB is one of Keanu's cousins?

Are you retarded?

Going to bring my anvil. Need to finish up work on my longsword.

Horseshit. Nothing else caters to us like that franchise

all of those fudd 1911's and not a single glock

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>drivan
Tesla model s
>wearing
trench coat with chucks and a black flag shit
>carrying
a .38SPL Mod 36

Not gonna watch in the theater, that's for sure.
I'll wait the 4-5 months and get the bluray. Frankly home media center is a superior experience.

a tube of c4 up my asshole

>John Wick 3
2 was shit, 3 will be even worse.

>Drivan
Infiniti G35X
>Wearan
Jeans, leather steel toes, flek shirt, and my aviators
>Carryan
CZ-75 SP-01

*Horseshit. Nothing else shills Taran Tactical gear to us like that franchise

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>Lexus RX350
>jeans, t-shirt, zip up hoodie
>HK P30SK

>He didnt watch John Wick 3 a week and a half early
I was surprised when most of the cast members including Keanu was there too when i saw it

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I watch the trailer but the plot seem to be retarded
>to be declared outlaws
>everybody want you head
>lol just kidding here are you old friends
>need some weapon john?
pic should be the plot, dying/fighting in some forgein place with no friends and help.

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>Mazda5
>oversized Hawaiian shirt, khaki shorts
>P80 g19

First movie was great. Second was plodding and tiresome. I don't care for the third.

austen martin
bulletproof tuxedo
nothing bc im nogunz

This.

three anons who didn't dare to dream the impossible dream, to fight the unbeatable foe, to reach the unreachable star

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Pity upon their norman lives

>Drivan
2016 Subaru WRX with a stage 2+
>wearan
Probably a Hawaiian shirt, some tan pants, and boat shoes
>Carryan
Gen 4 Glock 30 with an Inforce APLc

>> Drivan
2004 Ford Explorer
>> Wearan
Button-up and jeans
>> Carryan
Glock 26 as usual
Gon' be a lot of guns in that theater lads

Yeah

>drivan
1994 Acura Integra (poor man's r type conversion)
>wearan
RL flat front shorts, RL woven belt, vineyard vines button up untucked, sanuk boardwalk shoes sans socks
>carryan
Sig Sauer p938 with extra 7 round mag on off hip in IKC iwb holster

>(((Hollywood)))

>driving German shit

>Living in that shit hole and posting here
You can understand why I am confused, right?

It's just more over-the-top killing. Why do you need a plot?

Someone could just throw a pack of firecrackers into the theater and let all the John Wick wannabes blast eachother in the ensuing crossfire.

Christ dude, check your cynicism before you blast your face while being childless and wife-less in your 40s.

>every time I hear a car backfire I magdump into whomever is nearby
concealed carrying is getting expensive
should I just switch to RN instead of JHP?
what about my stopping power?

John Wick was hands down one of the worst things to ever touch the gun community
We're back to 80s-90s level of fuddlore and normieshit
I cant remember the last time I brought up going shooting and damn near everyone around me didnt make endless John Wick references

>> Drivan
Honda CRV
>> Wearan
Short shorts and flannel.
>> Carryan
Taurus Tracker in 44 mag.

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I wish my town wasn't flooded with Pajeets so I could enjoy a movie without assholes talking through the entire thing.

Do you like your taurus? People here shit all over them all day but I liked my 605 before trading it. Was the fit as rough as the reviews say?

It's making true shooting normalized to the masses, this is the BEST thing that could've happened

Though I live in a liberal place called Seattle and most people I know have this automatic aversion to it

2003 Mustang Mach 1
Charcoal Joseph Aboud
Polymer80 compact

is john wick to gun owners what black panther was to blacks?

>Drivan
To Wafflehouse, will be hungover
>Wearan
What are you, gay?
>Carryan
SIG 365 like always. G26 in winter.
Going to theaters is Ultragay.

>Drivan
Honda Accord Sport
>Wearan
Plain t-shirt, jeans and nikes
>Carryan
I'm not since I don't have a CCL

A pathetic unreality shaped around escapism? Yes and no.
John Wick depicts a profession that actually exists, just hilariously exaggerated.
Black Panther depicts an African nation as the most advanced scientific power on Earth. Literal Kangz-tier fantasy.

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>paying for the cinema jew
No thanks, will download it and watch it while finger fucking my funs

> having fun is pathetic
Gonna be a yikes from me

Well, I like JW (first one was better) but it is ridiculous. Sorry.

> Drivan
2019 BMW M2 Competition
> Wearan
Armani Collezioni dark blue sportscoat
> Carryan
A slimfit titanium wallet with about a quarter mil of credit lines.

I’m sorry you think only serious things are worthwhile. Have fun watching the history channel

Nothin. Nothin. And Nothin.

Cooler action sequences, less story, but the ending was pretty cool.

/thread
jannies please delete the guerilla marketing thread

>Be me
>Just watched John wick on TV
>Go to Jow Forums for first time
>See a thread on John wick.

Wth is happening.

>Carryan
my theater is a Gun Free Zone so...

>the history channel is serious
user...

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synchronicity

>Drivan
Puddin Tane
>Wearan
Down the lane
>Carryan
Cucumber!

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I mean if you know Wick's backstory the fact that there would be some people who would help him is far from ridiculous. It's like if people were trying to kill your dad, would you just go "ayy lmao git fukt"

>reddit the action movie
>with Taran "No Sales to California" Tactical shilling
Fuck you

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Lel

>fresh outta dogs
in number 3, he's arming up an entire dogsled team and getting revenge on Dyson and Sears.

They're fine. I traded a wasr for a Raging Bull and they're both fine.
I don't have much experience with revolvers/cowboy shit though besides my henry 22 that I still have.

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>It was 100% aliens

He’s a living legend in that world. He has shown to spare people who are in good terms with him (jimmy the cop, that bodyguard, cassian), so it’s not like he’s a cold unlikable assassin. It’s not far fetched he would have friends or people who owe him a favor or two. Not to mention I am guessing the high table or whoever is in charge of the assassin league is going to take a large steaming shit on the US Continental, which pushes them to help Wick in the film.

i hope they dont introduce another Q type character and drag the movie on for an additional 10 minutes perusing all the cool shit in some gun guy's lab.

>drivan
Fiero
>Wearan
Adidas rack pants and bundeswehr top
>carryan
Makarov

2017 Toyota Tacoma. Tan of course.

I'll be wearing my 5.11 tactical pants and my CCW sash.

Carrying my CZ P07 in my Crossbreed™ holster.

i feel personally attacked

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