How do I catch a live deer

That'd be great if not for the Kapitalization.

that is frightening
are these those skinwalkers you guys are always talking about?

use traps.

How is this going to catch a deer?

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sheep are better lovers, just saying

But OP wants some of that wild puss

Thanks, Achmed

use a better trap that still looks like a man

Will this one work?

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Build a sarlacc pit.

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he said sheep, not goats

these traps are not capable of catching a deer.
you need traps designed for outdoor use

I'm running out of traps. Please tell me this will work?

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Definitely not.

Deer fucking is very much Jow Forums related.

Where do I find one or make one then?

youtu.be/rUiPmHA7Xqg

You just cover yourself in mud and wait by the watering hole. Duh.

hello newfren, let me introduce you to my deer gf's

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I
Fuck
Was seconds away from posting that myself

I like to think he fucked the deer after the camera went dead.

Is this that one deerfucker from that tread years ago?

Someone post the pic, old computer died and I'm on my phone.

Posted from my Verizon Samsung Galaxy S9+

I mean, none of the traps you posted would work well in the woods. It's very obvious just from appearance that they would simply frighten deer away

You can borrow mine

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*post the picture of the thread
Sorry, kind of dumb

Those hands could palm a basketball.
Reminds me of the old Seinfeld Man Hands episode.
youtu.be/tuwLFkpk4Lw

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