How do we weaponize Flubber?
How do we weaponize Flubber?
Shove it up your ass, faggot.
i wanna have sex with it
Fine, nigger.
I unironically think about this a lot.
Can you imagine those gelatinous cheeks slapping on your pelvis? Fuck I'd nut in seconds
>Crush the DVDs into a fine powder
>fill up the well of a shop vac
>drag it into a hospital Neonatal Intensive Care Unit
>flip shop vac to reverse and dust them sick babies down
There's something fucking wrong with you
>Flubber
>DVD
Are you fucking retarded kid?
They released Flubber on DVD too. Hard to comprehend, I know, but they did it.
Get the fuck out of here kid.
What do you think bored adults will argue about in the future? Netflix vs hulu?
Probably Nu-vigilX vs Pro-VigilZ for keeping away the bad fee fees and maintaining productivity throughout 16 hour workdays working for the only 2 megacorps that own all natural resources.
>22. cal flubber rounds
>will literally bounce around inside someone's skull and turn their brains to mush
Bowling balls.
>TFW YWN have a lovely slime waifu who's loving you and always to stand by your side no matter how bad or good your life is..
It looks like it's trying to find your dick.
Would it even penetrate or just bounce off?
No love for the robit?
Systematic reconditioning
Have it remind people that Robin an heroed.
>reddit williams
He's too reddit for me
No one asked for your fucking opinion, tripnigger. You're a worthless sack of rotten shit.
Tentacles
>liking mrs. redditfire
>liking reddaladdin
>liking world's greatest reddit
You have to go back.
>he's too reddit for me
my god you're a nerd, lol
>can litterally defy Newtonian physics
>writers knew this
>built a flying car with 0 Newtonian thrust
The answer is simple: use flubber to develop spacecraft and conquer the galaxy
If Williams was such a role model for you maybe you should follow in his footsteps
I want this, not necessarily with a slime girl, but with this girl I know, that I fear may have been interested in me, but I didn't notice because I'm autismus maximus when it comes to shit like that, and as such I missed my one chance to find love with the best person I have ever known. But then I just go play videogames by myself and tell myself this is just as good. Maybe if I tell myself that enough it eventually will be, they say any lie that gets repeated enough becomes the truth.
this movie was just a child friendly version of Life
>Predicted weaboos wanting to fuck waifubots
This movie was ahead of its time
>Boomers BTFO
Flubber is just an incredibly shitty comedy knock off of a classic.
Mix it with napalm.
Flubber BUMPSTOCKS, the weapon to surpass Metal Garry
>defending a tripnigger
Sad. Just sad.
Would you fuck flubber?