How do we weaponize Flubber?

How do we weaponize Flubber?

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Shove it up your ass, faggot.

i wanna have sex with it

Fine, nigger.

I unironically think about this a lot.

Can you imagine those gelatinous cheeks slapping on your pelvis? Fuck I'd nut in seconds

>Crush the DVDs into a fine powder
>fill up the well of a shop vac
>drag it into a hospital Neonatal Intensive Care Unit
>flip shop vac to reverse and dust them sick babies down

There's something fucking wrong with you

>Flubber
>DVD

Are you fucking retarded kid?

They released Flubber on DVD too. Hard to comprehend, I know, but they did it.

Get the fuck out of here kid.

What do you think bored adults will argue about in the future? Netflix vs hulu?

Probably Nu-vigilX vs Pro-VigilZ for keeping away the bad fee fees and maintaining productivity throughout 16 hour workdays working for the only 2 megacorps that own all natural resources.

>22. cal flubber rounds
>will literally bounce around inside someone's skull and turn their brains to mush

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Bowling balls.

>TFW YWN have a lovely slime waifu who's loving you and always to stand by your side no matter how bad or good your life is..

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It looks like it's trying to find your dick.

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Would it even penetrate or just bounce off?

No love for the robit?

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Systematic reconditioning

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Have it remind people that Robin an heroed.

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>reddit williams
He's too reddit for me

No one asked for your fucking opinion, tripnigger. You're a worthless sack of rotten shit.

Tentacles

>liking mrs. redditfire
>liking reddaladdin
>liking world's greatest reddit
You have to go back.

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>he's too reddit for me
my god you're a nerd, lol

>can litterally defy Newtonian physics
>writers knew this
>built a flying car with 0 Newtonian thrust

The answer is simple: use flubber to develop spacecraft and conquer the galaxy

If Williams was such a role model for you maybe you should follow in his footsteps

I want this, not necessarily with a slime girl, but with this girl I know, that I fear may have been interested in me, but I didn't notice because I'm autismus maximus when it comes to shit like that, and as such I missed my one chance to find love with the best person I have ever known. But then I just go play videogames by myself and tell myself this is just as good. Maybe if I tell myself that enough it eventually will be, they say any lie that gets repeated enough becomes the truth.

this movie was just a child friendly version of Life

>Predicted weaboos wanting to fuck waifubots
This movie was ahead of its time

>Boomers BTFO

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Flubber is just an incredibly shitty comedy knock off of a classic.

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Mix it with napalm.

Flubber BUMPSTOCKS, the weapon to surpass Metal Garry

>defending a tripnigger
Sad. Just sad.

Would you fuck flubber?