How do you fight the shadowpeople Jow Forums?
It's dark outside but they're darker still, flitting from tree to tree almost silently. Closer and farther. They're not blatantly threatening, yet. But it's very disconcerting. How do I kill them?
Shadow people
Wyatt Roberts
Kayden Ward
75mm field gun barrage
Isaiah Nelson
Shadow people aren't real, user. That's just a symptom of sleep paralysis. Just get a nightlight or something.
Bentley Nelson
Rock salt or dragon's breathe....windegos hate fire and skinniggers hate the fuck out of Ash when they get shot by it
Austin Perry
>t. shadownigger
Leo Cook
I'm awake though (I think). I can see them out the windows, darting and roiling on the edge of the woods that borders my home, yet, when I look away, I catch them in my periphery darting past my windows very close.
How do I kill them?
Jordan Cruz
Put the pipe down
Dominic Scott
Go to sleep. Shadow people only bother me if I'm awake for 3 days or more.
Nathaniel Moore
>How do I kill them?
stop doing dph user the spiders/shadow people are not real we've talked about this
Robert Kelly
Contact a medical professional and get help with your schizophrenia before you assault the mailman for using microwaves to steal your thoughts
Jose Thomas
Dph is fun tho
Blake Anderson
High powered flashlights and faith in the Almighty
Austin Long
I could dismiss them as imaginary if my two cats sitting next to me weren't reacting to them as well. Something is out there and its scaring them pretty well. Flashlight and KaBar here we go.
Samuel Green
>High powered flashlight
Define.
Hunter Mitchell
Navajo medicine man I use to know said they appear when you've got a guilty conscious. Spiritualist co-worker added they get stronger when you focus on them. Try not to think abour them, and focus on clearing up what's subconsciously bothering you.
Baring that, use a snubbie or an SBR of some sort. Bullets to hurt real peeps and flash to scare away whatever else.
Jason Jenkins
Laser. Specifically charged at 461 wavelength
Christian Clark
>Specifically charged at 461 wavelength
>t. someone who is a nolasers
Colton Harris
You have nothing to fear from my clients, OP.
Hudson Cruz
YOU BLAST THEM WITH PISS
Elijah Rivera
Go outside and confront them. You will realize they are not real
Easton Fisher
Idk something bright. The brighter the better. If it sears your retinas it might work
Xavier Bennett
Bullets are useless.
Throw books at 'em.
Juan Hughes
Shadow people are creepy, but generally harmless. Just close your curtains so they can't watch you jerk off.
Aiden Davis
I take my pills, it usually defeats them.
After all pills are just bullets for bad thing in the brain or for the brain itself
Henry Lee
>not training so you can launch your cumshots at them from the window
Never gonna make it.