A dragon is about to fuck your whole town up...

A dragon is about to fuck your whole town up. The military is wiped out and it will be another hour until reinforcements arrive. You have to fight your way out.

What gun do you use?

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1911

an axe

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ZU-23-2

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kys GoT spammer I want STEPHEN MCDANIEL OPCHAN KINO le sneed armie has arrived

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jump on its back and do pic related

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i was waiting for him to shove a banana up his ass

10/10 use of an old pic

a scoped .22LR rifle

just imagine the damage it will do bouncing around in that giant dragon skull

My single shot .50 with m8 api.

I hit in right in the internal hydrogen sack that allows it to fly and breathe fire, that should be a fatal If not crippling blown.

A brick with a pipe

4570 lever gat.

This. No government like 4570 government.

fpbp

45-70 levergat

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An E-tool

Only real choice

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a 2 cm flak or something

A battery of 12.8cm FlaK 40 Zwillings on the local tower

>in case of dragon attack
>step 1: go to your local Flak Tower.

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Heavy bowgun with limiters removed so I can use it in siege mode properly.

Hs 129

>Last episode
>Kill one dragon, other can't get anywhere near you because of the sheer volume of fire
>Now
>Twice as many ballistas, dragon can destroy them all because apparently Euron is the only one who can fire a shot and not just stand there watching, also the entire fleet is facing towards the city for some retarded reason.
Christ, it just gets worse and worse with every episode.

better be using dragon ammo

Bad dragon dildos duh

>he doesnt know what happened to Harrenhal

Don't forget
>Winterfell can be defended by 500 men against a force of 10,000
>Ramsay engages Jon in the field
>Engage attacking white walkers in the field

1911 45mm, I could probably get one shot off at the dragon

Neostead ntw20 20mm anti material rifle. Or a T-Gewehr in 7.92x107mm. Depending on the era.

To be fair, white walker are an atypical force so it's not necessarily reasonable to assume they can be contended with the same as a regular army. That said their strategy was still fucking dogshit. They could have paid some neckbeard total war player $50 to come up with a better strategy than starting with a cavalry charge against a tightly packed enemy force, followed by a single volley from their artillery, which is retardedly placed unguarded in the front lines.

If they had done that, the night King would have just zig zagged in front of the enemy walls, wasting all the defenders ammo before charging with the zombie hordes.

If I'm lucky, the bitch riding the thing will just forget the town is there and leave it alone.

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Just rack your shotgun, bro. It'll scare 'em off.

WHE GOTCH UR HAIYER, STEVEN

Legend pls

the only thing that can one shot metal gear

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No. All you need is a double barrel. One blast in the air to scare em, the other just in case

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This is what I think about when I'm having sex with my gf. I'm just imagining every time I hump I'm loading a new cartridge into her while she's screaming my name she's shooting the enemies.

> jamomatic
> 7 round capacity
> less penetration than even 9mm

Most brainlet post in the thread

>t.

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.375 H&H in a mauser action with a belt full of hand loads. My tracker doesn't call me bwana for nothing.

I hope you brought plenty of cluster ammo. Because there is no way in hell I'm missing out on a HBG party.

>MFW this thread

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"Two trash stacks are better than one trash stack"

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I'm assuming it has to be a small arm. Saiga 12ga with 20 round drum mags and steel cored slugs.

>What gun do you use?

AZP-23

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Some sort of 30mm or higher AA gun with a high rpm.

Ideally I'd just fucjing leave tho

How many flakvierlings did they have?

1911 in 10mm obviously

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Unless you have nukes you're pretty fucked

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i guess the most powerful calibers I have would be a 357mag and 303 brit.

I'd be fighting a dragon with an Enfield no1 mkIII SMLE like Lawerance of Araiba.

Ive got some buffalo bore 357 loads with a hot as fuck but the 2 1/4" 357mag would have to be a last stand typa thing, like shoot down his throat as he eats me or something.

i dont think 303 brit would do much either but its pretty accurate and a better choice than my pump action shotgun IMO

>Like I'm going to fight a dragon

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use stinger.

Image is bullshit
Someone post the more reasonable version

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Crossbow with explosive bolts

>Arma2
So, you are going to launch and just as the missile starts to track it is going to be deleted for no apparent reason?

Source? I need to read that

>A dragon is about to fuck your whole town up
Thank God, I hate this town and every yuppie that lives in it.
Wanted this city to collapse ever since we got incorporated and they built the mcmansions right up to my doorstep.
Ripped up the one room school house that used to be at the end of the street.
Forced me to go to school with yuppie kids that made fun of my accent, the fact that my parents were poor factory workers, the high water jeans I had to wear passed down from my brother.
God damn I want this shit to burn.

>how do you defeat ancalagon
Wait for it to starve to death

That thing doesn't last a chance if I get a full crew, armaments, and ammo.

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There is a documented case of an m1911 taking out a German tank in cuck war 2. There's even footage of it.

Anti-plot armor gun

Tbh those ballista teams didn't look like they had put very many rounds down range and I imagine tracking a moving target with an artillery team is pretty fucking difficult. But yeah, GoT hasn't been playing by their own rules lately. Much less physics or common sense.
It should have been
>x30 burning trenches - unsullied - dothraki - winterfell wall - northmen - trebuchets
Not
>dothraki - trebuchets - northmen - unsullied - burning trench - winterfell wall

I agree your post is the most brainlet post in the thread.

Yeeeet. Based Reign of Fire poster. I would watch this movie all the time at my cabin with no internet.

>harrenhal on wheels

Pretty much any SPAAG would fuck it up something fierce.

ZSU-23-4, ZSU-57-2, K263A1, M163 VADS, etc.

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>What gun do you use?
Gun?
I use my 'rod of iron' to cast the spell "bakblast clir"

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Thenut.jpg

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Plot armour and an oversized magic ballista.

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pretty sure it's Gate, a mediocre isekai

People suggest the Shilka, but personally I'd go for the ZSU-57-2. A dragon ain't that fast, and booming with twin 57mm autocannons while aiming with your eyeball through optical sights supported by analog mechanical computing sound more fun than just using boring radar.

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2k22

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*sounds

Magnum Research BFR in 45-70.

>bakblast clir
This will never not make me laugh

Did you know that during that specific battle the tank that was taken out wasn't actually a tiger. The germans put a wooden shell that looks like a tiger around a captured T34 and used it on the western front.

Qyburn was definitely Jow Forums and /ourguy/

epbp

I wish a winged nigga would try

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It's all magic and shit you, laws of physics don't apply. 'cuz magic.

The fact that the ruskies actually fire these things against ground targets is both hilarious and terrifying.
If I was an infantryman I'd rather be up against a T90 than one of these fuckers.

fucking lol'd

Rice

>yfw the Iowa in it's wwii config can throw out fifty thousand pounds of "fuck you" skywards per minute
>yfw that's over 800lbs per second
>yfw most of this is from the god tier 40mm Bofors guns
>yfw you can fill the dragon with more lead than actual dragon in a matter of seconds

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Oerlikon 40mm autocannon loaded with HVAP on a coaxial mount.

I mean 20mm fuck

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Oh GOD NO

All i need is my loli of mass destruction

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>wristlet

It's really all about the AA guns and the 5" general purpose; OFC the big 16" guns would fuck up a dragon something fierce, but the chance of actually hitting a fast-moving aerial target with those is virtually nil.

nono, i mean if you fire all 127 and 40mm AA guns as fast as they can fire, for one minute, all shells together weighs almost 50000 lbs (49200 iirc). The main guns are not included in this, and they would add about another 50000 lbs per minute

Speaking of Bofors: 120mm FM/1.
The worlds largest automatic antiaircraft gun ever built. Based on a Bofors naval gun.
52 round magazine of radar aimed 120mm at a rate of 80rpm.
The only one built was (Together with a wide arsenal of other prototype weapons) retained for emergency wartime defense of the Bofors factories, crewed by the factories own security forces and the local defense battalion.

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