If you're not getting plowed out by 8 different guys while trying to "find yourself" are you even really a female in...

the single mothers are the worst of them all
>privacy concerns
yeah thats another part too

I'm off facebook as a whole, I got postblocked for a number of benign posts so I said fuck it. I dont miss it, but I do miss making fun of those retards

One SSgt in my Battalion had 7 kids, had no idea she even existed until I was dick watcher for one of our piss tests and saw her name on the roster. Evidently, she had never deployed, because coincidentally every time she came up for deployment she was pregnant again. The SNCO's informed me the reason I didn't know who she was was because she was never at the office, always at medical or medical leave for her or her kids.

how to fuck a lesbian? barring that i might not be chris pratt, i've got this lesbian friend i've known for 7 years.
always wanted to stick it in her but she keeps turning me down.
i want that butt man. and to still be friends

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Find a straight girl she wants to fuck and convince them to have a 3way

lesbians are confused attention whores and are usually on drugs. of they're high or drunk enough you might be able to. women wanting the D is human nature.
this is decent advice too.

no
I want that turbobooty all to myself

This. I legit just want to stay friends and do things by words. I want her to trust me mang

Yeah I'll admit the 3way completely destroyed the friendship in addition to being the single most awkward experience I've ever lived through, if you can find a way to lick her asshole and stay friends then do it
Don't rape

>this post implies this is new territory
Ngl I'm dissapointed in you
>that or you're twisting my ass

Pls b this

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Isn't this much angst against women reserved for robot 9k? Did they remove that board?

Yeah so without greentext the lesbo wanted my (at the time) gf, lesbo had a male roommate she was thinking of sleeping with, invites us over, we have a disgusting 3way all over the apartment in front of this dude who then ended up moving out because of it and she had to move back home

Nice guns

gtfo trannies I'm weaponizing my dick for the greater good

>>be squid in navy
% of females be there just to fuck
% of them are a 5 or less at best but they still getting that desperate dick like mad
>>can't get shot done because they don't work
>>potus brings grays into the mix
% useless and or mentally I'll
>>"But we need to be a kinder, more open military."
Reasons why I got out while the getting was good. Now they're making them COs and shit and playing bumper boats

>we have a disgusting 3way all over the apartment

I wish I had a reaction pic for this, but I'll just say lmao.

(I may or may not also had a disgusting 3 way all across an apartment)

>t. neverserved

She was into some gross shit, the worst part was her roommate awkwardly stood there and watched the entire time
You can probably imagine that situation making it hard to stay up, but imagine the dude that's awkwardly watching you wreck his roommate and apartment looks like Jason Momoa.

>gross shit
did she rim your bootyhole? that's off limits, idc how freaky you are, you're not getting this boy's hole

People like that need to be culled from the military if we are ever in an actual war

She ate my ex's ass while I was fucking her, having your balls licked while you're balls deep feels amazing, they both blew me while the "lesbo" fingered my bhole, there was a point where I was alternating between facefucking her and fucking my ex and I spit in her mouth as per her request. Not came, spit. Other weird stuff, I nutted all over the floor and their faces. The dude wanted nothing to do with her after that

>Not came, spit.
not enough people stay hydrated before and during

Would you? He probably agreed to to be her roommate cuz he thought she was nice.

Roommate had a choice. Make it a 4 way like Cincinnati Chili, or get. He chose to get.

Exactly. As long ad he didn't try anything with me I wouldn't have cared

>21 is better than 20
This is the phenomenon scientists call Settling.

Incel detected

I usually pick fights with single mother pitbull owners

Low hanging fruit, I know but oh so delicious

>If you're not getting plowed out by 8 different guys while trying to "find yourself" are you even really a man in the navy?

Kek

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pro tip - forget the dick

use your tongue dufus

then when she is panting....

biased and incelpilled

>you going to get mad just cause someone tickled your nuts?

how is it biased

Don't argue with dubs, faggot

youre arguing with them

Like if owned

>69
The argument is between an unstoppable force and immovable object now

>80% for virgin brides
That's not good. Would you eat something if it had a 20% chance of killing you?

>Gets PTSD from a fucking handy
What a pussy

Listen here you faggot I'd eat something that had a 99% chance of killing me because if I survive I can tell people it's not that bad and not fatal and inadvertently have retarded people kill themselves en masse

>Deployment dodging SSgt
God dammit. My grandad earned that rank after yanking one of his squad mates out of barbed wire while under mg fire in Korea. How does someone like that even make it to specialist?

As an armyfag this makes my blood boil

Keep fighitng the good fight user

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>adorkable white girl that crushed on you all through HS goes full dyke after joining the Navy

How about adorkable white girl that crushed on you while you were stationed together goes full GHETTO DYKE after you change stations

She'll call herself by getting preggers again and leaving for good. Women are in the military for gibs, not patriotism or even work.

thank you for your cervix

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Men will gladly dive into bullets if it helps them get their peepee touched. Never underestimate the white knight instinct.

>how to fuck a lesbian?
You dont or you end up like this Jow Forumsizen

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Jesus christ, that gets me worked up just reading it. It's bad enough when guys try to poach, but fuck man

Give me the tl;dr

How to be a bitch.

Didn’t read, but I’m sure it’s the story of the dude who gets cucked by some lesbian he’s trying to work into a threesome.

What's the deal with OMON Blue camo? I think it's unique but I really don't see any practical purposes

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I mean I dont have any great stories, but I've had to "chat" with a guy about boundaries with my now ex. But lesbians seem to have a weird thing about turning straight girls bi or something, so I bet the one in the previous image was a smug asshole about fucking his girlfriend, and for whatever reason, the fact that it's a girl and not another guy just makes it worse for me

fuck wrong thread

What are you then, gay?

I'll defend females in the military on this one.

Imagine you are a average looking man. You join a organization made up of mainly young athletic females and you are the only male in the group. What would you do OP?

Sounds like the first time u visit b. You feel like wtf but you end up going back...

Get cucked by niggers and crossfit bros which is what happens anyway

He kind of deserved that desu. What an idiot.

Noice sounds like a good time

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>Have your nuts tickled by another dude is life scarring

It's everyday life if you aren't a fucking paper pushing fag

Yeah I mean cucking a dude that could have easily killed me with his hands was pretty hilarious, I'd love to do it again with her and my ex but they both hate me for different reasons lole

Stay cool user

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FUCKING RETARD
Holy shit this is peak Jow Forums he should just resign to being a bitch and start taking it in the ass.
What kind of absolute mouth-breathing, knuckle-dragging, sub-basement-level iq BRAINLET would ever agree to letting his girlfriend "practice fuck" anyone? I'm honestly not even mad at this, I'm just flabbergasted that this level of ignorant stupidity is even possible.

Gib tl;dr

god I wish that were me

Thas gaaay

Not gay if you're a girl desu

Trying to show two datasets at once turned this graph into an annoying clusterfuck. Just use two fucking graphs. I'm offended at this poor presentation.

Kek

What's a gray?

This. I’d do the same in their position.

Dude wants to bang lesbo
Proposes 3 way with lesbo and gf
GF = down
Lesbo = down but insists on "practice" fucking GF without dude around
Dude for some fucking reason agrees
Practice 1 ends, lesbo asks for another
This happens multiple times until dude finally activates his brain stem and smells something fishy
Dude opts to post story on a Mongolian Throat-Singing Coaches Forum asking for advice instead of handling it himself
Anons tell him to confront lesbo and demand 3 way
Dude does this and lesbo laughs her tits off and mocks dude for being retard
Dude gets buttmad and lesbo tells him that GF is now more into her than him, claims to have fisted her and choked her
Dude again takes user advice to threaten lesbo via kikebook
Lesbo dramatizes story as dykes are wont to do
GF now thinks dude is a bigot, is potentially now with lesbo and more or less breaks up with dude

Weaponised ayy lmaos

>imagine being a Jow Forumsizen

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Holy shit what a fucking retard
That's worse than I expected

It's super fake; he could have showed her the messages and it would have immediately cleared things up.

Yeah but you're not so it's gay

Nah

Ah so some lesbian made up a power trip story about cucking a bodybuilder out of his hot gf? Lesbians really are mentally unstable

Do you have any idea how much can these whores bank when underweigh?

Zoz

You know I will

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>timestamping in 2019
I want more proof of old faggotry

women are only ever upset for 1 reason, they want attention