I wish we would

I wish we would.
But sadly there will be no war.

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>lets destabalize ANOTHER middle eastern country

neocon fuck off and die

Of the neocons can just wait till after next year then I’m good

They deserve it.

we should ship the neocons to the shitholes they support destabilizing to aid in the reconstruction efforts. I don't mean as administrators, either.

Don't mind me, just gonna go ahead and fix that OP there.

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this iran war meme needs to die. its the saudis that need purged.

What do you mean with "we", Shlomo?

Idiot. It's Israel that deserves it

Shut the fuck up muhammed

Israel has done more to the U.S. than Iran in terms of...spying, attacking our navy, underhandedly getting nukes, probably getting us into wars based on lies (Iraq).

Unless you have a religious reasoning behind it, support of Israel (or any country East of Greece) is retarded.

>t. Schlomo Shekelsberg

>all these fags thinking the op is a neocon because of a desire for war
what if he just wants to kill people? are you killer shaming?

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Nice try goldstein.

It's all fun and games until the flames melt you into a flesh golem.

Venezuela exists.

No.
The key is to get out before the heavy IED phase during an insurgency. Before that? Gun on gun fun.

True, but I don't think there will be much action. Could get a hot Venezuelan girlfriend(s) though.

Fuck off kike

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Maduro has Socialist guerrila fighters just hanging out in the jungles waiting for him to die, then they'll come out and start killing everyone. Venezuela is already an insurgency. It would be like Vietnam and Post-Saddam Iraq mixed.

>tfw you may see a jungle war in your lifetime.

Alright. You convinced me. Fuck Iran then.

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Not my country. Why should I care? If I'm going to fight, I'm going to be fighting for MY country, not as part of the Israeli foreign legion in some middle eastern trash heap on the other side of the world. Iran doesn't have nukes or anything. They're not a threat to us, they're just a threat to Israeli feewings.

go kill your daark skinned neighbors if you want to kill so bad. You think killing is fun but you won't even try and get a taste for it because you're a sheltered effete product of the television.

>go kill your daark skinned neighbors

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>t. neverserved

Reminder Jow Forums is a neocon board.

Bolton has been calling for airstrikes on Tehran since the early 1980s. He is a core member of the pro-Israel lobby and a perpetual war monger. His orders from Israel are to allow no other military or economic threat to exist in the region. He was a key architect for the Iraq war, he is the reason Trump was pressured into scrapping the Iran Nuclear deal, and he is the man who has been tugging at Trumps leash since 2016 to attack Iran without provocation.

It is possible he is the man who coined the phrase "Real Americans are willing to fight and die for the state of Israel". To call him just another Neocon is laughable. The man was put on this planet to wage war for profit and in another era he would be Pirate king or warlord, but in the 21st century he is the man pulling the strings on Americas last wars and their next wars. He looks like a math teacher but he will not even blink to sacrifice a generation of young American soldiers for his next project.

What the fuck does that even have to do with anything. I was in OEF 14.1 only kids "want to kill" because they're short sighted and don't know a thing about life, fucking summer.

Born to kill, yeah baby.

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Look I'll kill if my role is to kill and the scene calls for me to kill, however I'm not chomping at the bit to go kill strangers in their home nation. Anyone who wants to kill for killing sake is no better than that weird kid who abuses animals, I remember when I was 18 and asking my recruiter how likely it would be to see combat and I cringe, you're not going to see a Fallujah you're not going to be a hero you're going to be a stupid kid in a country you don't know with strangers who want to kill you everywhere, they'll be looking at you through rifle optics and you won't know it, they'll be making bombs with your name on it and you'll be none the wiser because you're a dumb kid who's a stooge who's in a country you've got no business in while your family has to deal with niggers and scum back home.

What is stopping you from killing Niggers? Your incompetence.

Nigger did you not read what I wrote. I don't want to kill random niggers only the ones who come asking for it by messing with me and mine. Stupid fucker lrn 2 reed

You're asshole deserves to be destabilized by Tyrone you cuck nig lover. I do not want to die for (((them)))

Go play more counterstrike and jack off to selected footage of wars fought by better men than you.

>only kids "want to kill"
Pay attention to the glitter in our eyes when we regale. It betrays our melancholic tone. We have to play the part because we'll be seen as monsters by people such as yourself.

Motherfucker I've been there and most of the guys I used to think were great guys are broken. You aren't going to be playing call of duty, you're going to see your buddies get shot/blown up and you'll shoot at the treeline. You are not a Hemmingway and all the warrior poets are DEAD

This. Venezuela actually threatens our interests. Fear of Iran keeps the Saudis and Israelis in line. No need to get rid of it.

Glowing

Fucking ridiculous, well I'll just focus on my wife and children while another crop of naive young men are ready for harvest, hopefully while you're living glorious conquest your wife/girlfriend/family don't forget about you and move on.

>You are not a Hemmingway and all the warrior poets are DEAD
I'll be your example, weakling.
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Behold. The modern industry of war will never break me.

>Fucking ridiculous
See? You have a negative reaction like you're looking at a pedophile. You disgusting cosmopolitan off spring.

This, but it really isn’t worth the price of admission.

>calling me a weakling
>can't even think for himself
Sure thing buddy, you remind me of the kid I saw in target, spaghetti arms and a 7" knife on his hip. When you're deployed and wondering where you went wrong please remember this exchange.

As a citizen of a central European nation, not part of NATO, I can honestly say:
>GO GET THEM TIGER, THOSE MOUNTAINS AINT THAT HIGH

Call me what you want, you're just a starry eyed kid waiting to run into reality

Yeah, I can’t see us gaining much from toppling the regime, but fuck it, if they wanna scream “death to America” for a few decades, the least we can do is give’m a chance to kill some Americans while we destroy their country.

>Sure thing buddy, you remind me of the kid I saw in target, spaghetti arms and a 7" knife on his hip. When you're deployed and wondering where you went wrong please remember this exchange.
Stop projecting, fag.

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spotted the Putin troll

>waiting to run into reality
I am reality.
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>that pic
People I know who are/were in the US armed forces have told me stories about people who got sunburns and got fined for “damage to government property.”

You showed me!

Everything you've shared was your personal experience and projecting it. You were the kid with noodle arms itching to kill some of them aaaa-rabz. Now your dumb ass is telling anons to kill them darkies.

>if they wanna scream “death to America” for a few decades

Ahem, they have a very good reason to do that.
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>Persia exists.
>US topples the regime and installs a brutal Islamist dictator.
>Persia now hates the US.
>"We gotta topple them because they hate us. That'll fix things!"

Build a home-made booby-trap and an hero on it, retard.

More talmudvision, yup you're a regular warmachine

And did you fall for the stories? I'm guessing yes.

The Shah was not a "brutal Islamist dictator" you retarded sack of shit.

May I ask, where is the original gnome image from? I have it but for some reason reverse search doesn't bring up anything.

>OEF 14
>14

yikes buddy. I hope you enjoyed your PKM harassment and fob starbucks. It can't be easy living in a low-raid, no-EFP environment.

>lets invade a mountanous nation with alot of fanatical paramilitary groups, a big, well trained standing army and all the Russian/Chinese mercenaries you can think of
It never ceases to amaze me how people who lost a war against Afghani goatherders think they stand a chance against Iran.

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>Shah of Iran
>Islamist
He was certainly brutal in his later years, but the guy wasn’t an Islamist. His relatively secular style of governance is part of why the revolution that deposed him was radically religious.

yeah! he was a "brutal secularist dictator"

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John Bolton, please go and stay go. They hate us because we fucking collaborated with the Eternal Anglo to overthrow their democracy.

The war will be easy. It’s the ensuing insurgency that could suck and drag on for a decade.

You also didn't install the king, mate. You're the sole damn reason whoever came after him got to power.

>We didn't kill the residents of that building! We just set fire to it and it was the flames which got them!

>just invade this country bro
>what could possibly go wrong
>btw youre reported for complaining about your 3 female soldiers in your platoon not working hard

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If he just wanted to go kill. There are ongoing conflicts everywhere.
Hell, even lefties with a little sack are willing to do that.
He’s just a neocon serving either the Saudis or the Israelis. Fuck him.

I mean, yeah. The guy he’s replying to is a retard for thinking the Shah was Islamist. Besides, the guy the Brits and Americans deposed to put the Shah in power was a commie, so I can’t really see much of an issue there.

I wasn't talking about the shah, rather the immediate result of destoroying the democracy in the country and replacing it with him. Causing the shit that went down moments later.

Sure thing bro. Its totally going to be like Iraq, a desert nation with 2 rivers.

See

>I wish we'd send more young Americans to their deaths so that Israel will be more secure while America is seen again as the senseless warmonger who attacked a country that posed ZERO threat to them
No wonder everyone despises Americans. Fuck off rino kike, we dont want to die for your stolen clay

Most rulers in the middle east are "brutal", but the Shah was increasing the standard of living for Iran.
Could you rephrase this, I don't speak retard.

We are talking about war. We are not talking about invading. Loser fight fair. Winners use nuclear bombs.

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Bolton go back to combing your mustache

>We are talking about war. We are not talking about invading. Loser fight fair. Winners use nuclear bombs.
Do I have to become a naturalized US American, which entails losing 20 IQ points, to understand this incoherent rambling?

This, that and the nucelar, and many other things. Things nobody has even seen yet.

>moments later
What the fuck are you talking about? Mosaddegh was removed from the Prime Minister seat in 1953, and the Revolution didn’t occur until 1979.

Did you just huff spraypain?

No one’s using fucking nukes in Iran.

>die for palestine kuffar!
no thanks ahmed

Is the muslim internet defense force really this riled up? Swarming this thread crying like it's another nakba

I mean, propping up the only functional democracy in an entire region isn’t a terrible thing.

Iran got btfo by ISIS in syria tho. Russia had to save them.

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If the US invades Iran, I could totally see them implementing attacks on Mecca just to spite the Saudis before they’re destroyed. I say it’s a win-win for everyone.

Iran is Obamas greatest achievement. They cannot allow it to be destroyed.

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Nobody is going to Invade Iran. Iran already pussied out and backed down.

the muslims on this board are way too sensitive. Just say something SLIGHTLY negative about Iran and they start screeching about jews

These places are and have always been insane shitholes, The cause is arabs, their culture, their language their religion and quite possibly their genetics. TE Lawrence thought that if they stopped murdering and tyranny they may become more than a 'little people'. I think he was only have right, they are a little people, they are barbarous and cruel but not because they fight each other but because that is what they in fact are and this is the cause of their constant chaos and tyranny. Bombing them and using force to establish order is better an if we don't colonise them our rivals in china and Russia will.

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I dunno, the Saudis and Americans are blaming the drone attacks on ships, pipelines, and pumping stations on the Houthis. It could obviously just be a false flag, but I wouldn’t be surprised if the Iranians can’t control their proxies well enough to prevent escalation.

Why jew?, why do you want to destroy another country of innocent people that has done nothing to you. Why?

>the muslims on this board are way too sensitive. Just say something SLIGHTLY negative about Iran and they start screeching about jews
>Why jew?, why do you want to destroy another country of innocent people that has done nothing to you. Why?
>These places are and have always been insane shitholes, The cause is arabs, their culture, their language their religion and quite possibly their genetics

>innocent people
Fuck off, hippie.

ajax was unironically Britain. they only shifted the narrative focus to America later.

>But sadly there will be no war.
We obviously are preparring for war. We have moved a fleet of bombers to the area. We have moved a naval fleet to the area. We declared the Royal Guard terrorists, so that we don't need a new declaration of war to engage them, we can do it under existing war powers for the war on terror. We have, as of this morning, ordered all non-essential personal out of Iraq, because of fears of pre-emptive strikes on US assets by neighbouring Iran.

I'm not saying that we should be getting into another war, but if you think we aren't going to war at this point, you're fucking stupid.

you have basically fallen completely hook line and sinker for Iranian agit-prop. you're brain is fucked and your world view is false

>Royal Guard
Republican Guard, actually. Also, given the maybe, maybe not, false flag attacks on Saudi oil infrastructure, it does look like the US wants a war.

Try harder jidf. That hook nose isnt fooling anyone.

>spying
Wasn't the US caught spying on every country in Europe, and WikiLeaks showed that the CIA, FBI and NSA are heavily invested in spying on Israel, with two examples being the NSA measuring vibrations of the windows of the minister of defense's apartment and the US cooperating with the UK in a massive SigInt op to spy on all Israeli military comms from Cyprus? Ain't blaming the US, that's standard behavior, but I find it wired that people get so assblasted only when Israel does it.

>attacking our navy
They attacked a US ship, once, prior to the US and Israel becoming allies. Maybe you want to sever all ties with Germany for that one time they killed something like 400000 US soldiers?

>probably getting us into wars based on lies
>Bush and the CIA lied about WMDs in Iraq
>Only idiots even spent a second thinking that it's about WMD's or whatnot
>Somehow it's Israel's fault

>religious reasoning behind it, support of Israel is retarded
>Major non-NATO ally (MNNA) is a designation given by the United States government to close allies that have strategic working relationships with the US Armed Forces but are not members of the North Atlantic Treaty Organization (NATO)
Are you arguing that allying with the only pro-west stable democracy in the region, that also happens to have one of the stronger militaries in the region, even before US investments, is stupid? Does ROK know? What about the nips? Hell, what's the point of allying with any European country than?

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You're both wrong, it's revolutionary guard. Also, we're not going to war.