What's your cocking gun line?

What's your cocking gun line?

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It's been revoked

Yeah

Did I fire six shots or only 5? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I've worked up quite the erection and I figure I'll just pound your boyhole until one of us passes out from exhaustion.

Y-you too

Check out the hook while the dj revolves it. Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun.

>This time the holocaust will actually happen

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Based

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notice how you never get more than one or two people doing that? That's because it's like a shining beacon that says, "I haven't even been here for a year."

Based

"Bend over."

Right

I forgot

"I'm going to kill you with my assdildo."

DESPITE MAKING UP LESS THAN 1% OF THE POPULATION I'LL BE COMITTING 100% OF THE MURDERS HERE TODAY

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Theres no hammer on my glock. I guess I just shoot him without saying anything

Oh wow! you're actually forcing me to reload.

Bang! Literally every gun I own is a trigger pull, safety off, round chambered, action cocked.

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Cock a separate gun, and then start shooting with your Glock.

''How's it feel to get shot after your killer dabs?''
proceed to dab to take away the honor in this man's death

bump

rased and bedpilled

“According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyways. Because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.”

Then I rip off my pants and stab him with my buttplug stinger which also rips my intestines out and we both die.

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>"Cowabunga it is"

Praise be the dear leader

STOP. *Cocks gun* Hammertime

>And thus we went to battle.

grant me entry into your vagina

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Vidi Vici Veni!

God damnit not again

Your such a fucktard.

Ah yes can't leave home without my edc and my cockng gun

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Hey look over there
Or alternatively
Wait for the flash and say "cheese"

*puts caulk tube in* "looks like you just sealed your fate"

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What did they hear?

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10mm is best mm. Loudly and with a maniacal laugh.

"Aw shit I left the garage door open. BANG!" And I actually say bang really loud.

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Hold still.