Question for you Jow Forumsommandos: What's the best CCW in a .40 for a barrel chested, muffin topped fucker? Also, you fellow tubby tubs out there, how uncomfortable is appendix (I know you'll always feel the holster and firearm, as that's kind of the point)?
Pic related: body type. Not actually me.
Under the belly flap on the waist is the best CC location, prove me wrong
Don't be fat
so one oclock position?
edgy. You hurt my feelings. Gonna go cry and eat some ice cream.
I personally IWB carry at about 3:00 and my fat kind of sits on top of it and conceals it pretty well. I mostly do this with my LC9s but it also works with a looser pair of pants and my Glock 17.
You don't risk printing at the 3 oclock?
>prove me wrong
I can't.
Carry it in the extra large soda you refuse to put down you fat fuck.
How else am I gonna wash down my triple meat triple cheese with extra mayo from Whataburger?
Seriously, it’s hilarious. I used to be fat but I have self control. Please die a virgin and keep up the sow feasting. I take great joy in knowing fat ppl will be among the first to die in SHTF, let alone be outdrawn and bled out like the human dogmeat they are.
Did you get touched in the bad place by a fat guy when you were younger? Such anger. No matter how much weight you lose you'll still be miserable.
imagine not wanting to be Beefcake
So texan it hurts.
I feel like you'd be among the first to die too. You seem like a total dumbass who probably runs his mouth, I can see you getting shot for that.
Your body is the external representation of your inner values. You cannot buy a nice body, or inherit it, or cheat, or steal one.
Thus we deduce that you are lazy, unmotivated, and undisciplined in the face of knowing both how bad fat is for you and the information you need to fix the problem you’ve created.
You deserve to be mocked because you as a person on the inside has the aforementioned qualities and values.
>what's the best CCW for a fat guy
Box of fries. Backpack-carry a case of Coke.
Stay low key OP.
Nobody suspects the fat guy to be packing heat.
Let these skinny young fellows be the cannon fodder.
Go get em guys.
I'll make sure to cover the logistics of the operation.
Maybe even do overwatch from a concealed and air conditioned location 500 yards behind the action.
>best CCW in a .40
USPc, 4 o'clock
It genuinely isn't that hard to be fit
The physical, moral, and disciplinal failings of fat people run through their entire lives
This is actually true, except it’s pretty difficult to lose a lot of fat once you get past a certain point
t. 385 lb fatfuck
Literally just eat less
No, only with the 17 and even then it's only if the thigh area of my pants is particularly tight and shows the end of the barrel. Even with an injection-molded IWB holster my LC9s completely disappears on my waistline and I'm fat but not a complete obeast (5'10", 250lb).
>Please die a virgin
Stop projecting and have sex, incel.
I have absolutely no respect for somebody who can reach a point like that. You probably can't even walk up a flight of stairs without passing out. A completely non-functioning pathetic excuse for a human being.
The only people taken seriously here on Jow Forums are also Jow Forums
Pic related
I lost 50lbs in 8m by eating less and it would come off much faster for you. im almost to twink mode now where Ill start lifting
Inadequate
People with abs will die before fat people because they're already starving.
>the moral failings of the overweight
Maybe they simply don't pray enough to receive such mercy; or mayhaps they are simply pre-destined to be gluttonous?
Whatever helps your sleep apnea-addled ass get through the day, tubs
A fat guy aware that he has a problem is one thing, but some fatass cunt trying to claim it's an advantage and he's more prepared for shit going sideways than somebody who cares about his body is hilarious
If you can't run a mile or even lug your gut up a flight of stairs how are you going to pretend you're prepared for a survival situation? If you don't have the discipline to not eat yourself to death in the zero-pressure life you're leading now, you seriously think you'll be prepared to do fucking anything when your life gets hard?
I went from 235 to 210 in half a semester by not drinking IPAs every day and occasionally going on a run. It’s literally not hard.
pls let me see your small cock
t.tranny with fat guy fetish
imagine being jealous of americans.
socialist healthcare though amaritte?
I'm sort of chubby. More skinny fat, pretty muscular, but just with a fat boy tummy. I carry OWB with a de santis leather holster at like 3:30, and I carry IWB on a crossbreed super tuck at like 3-4 o clock. It works well for me.
>I'm sort of chubby. More skinny fat, pretty muscular, but just with a fat boy tummy.
FUCK OFF, RANDY
I'm 6'3 240, without my tummy I would be like 220 and actually ripped.
Just go 3-4 o'clock area iwb. Buy a pant size up from what you wear.
Fuck off, randy
How many can you drive into that fuckin cheeseburger locker
That looks like more than 20 pounds
Can confirm 3 oclock works for me. I just carry a small gun so i don't have to worry about printing or different pant sizes ever.
Pic related i've been enjoying beer too much lately
>actually ripped
Keep dreaming to be actually ripped ymat your height you have to be like 180 with actual muscle on
>This is the guy telling you what it's like to be an operator
I wonder what portion of Jow Forums is capable of successfully doing a pullup
you're a fat loser
fuck off
you're a fat loser fuck off with your delusions
I can do them easy because I'm a manlet. checkmate tallfags, we operating now
>If I ate like a regular human and exercised I'd be in visibly good shape instead of being a fatass
I really think you're onto something there buddy, why don't you actually try that
Na no highspeedlowdrag here i just like to put holes in paper and collect cool shit. I got that little piece with me everywhere i go cause i sure ain't running from trouble :^)
I pray you actually speak like that to someone's face in person & the event gets posted as a webm in a nsfw thread
>This is actually true, except it’s pretty difficult to lose a lot of fat once you get past a certain point
No it's not, it's called stop being a lazy fuck and work out and eat properly
T. Guy who weighed 417, now down to 260ish
goddammit Jow Forums!