JUST edition
>buy cute crosman 1077 air rifle for some backyard plinking and pest control
>fire a shot, perfect hit and satisfying ting
>next shot
>CO2 explodes from sides of rifle
>weird
>next shot
>didn't realize the pellet never left the barrel, thought I just missed
>1 mag later
>man I must have missed or something
>check barrel
>mfw piece of shit air rifle has 12 pellets slammed into the barrel and fused together
...
>be me
>buy sweet ass crossman
>accidentally shoot little brother in the arm (didnt even break the skin)
>mom take it away and grounds me
FML
Rename this to britbong general and post it on /toy/
>be me
>buy air rifle to kill squirrels because they ate my wife's roses
>see a squirrel
>shoot it
>eat it
>is good
Fucking treeniggers
Air rifles are not toys you shit heads.
As a side note when I was 16 my dad wouldn’t let me buy an air soft gun or a pellet gun but was fine with me buying a Mosin. My childhood was ruined.
Why
Because it gave me crippling disease. I’m 26 and own over 40 rifles and handguns.
It do be like that user
No seriously. Sometimes I think it’s ok, other times I’m like a crack whore who hasn’t had her fix in 2 days. I just love them.
Air Rifles are practically upgraded airshit, only difference is that it can actually hurt people in a way.
Air rifles barely squeak into funs tier, right above .22 shorties.
He hasn't heard of the automatic 30 round, completely silent "Wind rifle".
You can kill large game and humans with a air gun. It is completely silent.
What's your squirrel recipe user?
It's very hard to sneak a mosin into school in your backpack.
>It is completely silent.
No it fucking isn't, you moron. You've been watching too many movies; I doubt you've ever shot anything above BB
Who says you need to sneak it in?
Salt, pepper, garlic over med-high heat in cast iron skillet for about 20 minutes
Serve on bed of spinach, with mustard and lingonberry jam on the side
Please go back to >>>/toys
Try blowing a spitball through a straw, do you hear the fthwee there? Now do it with mega lungs and a lead ball and tell us if it is completely silent
>be 14
>dad gets me a crossman phantom
>shoot the fuck out of some targets
>one day he's away and im fucking around with the airgat
>see a squirrel nigger fucking around on my crabapple tree
>shoot it
>falls to the ground
>from there start a sick and sadistic habit of killing any animal that enters my back yard
>rack up a total of like 100 birds and squirrels
>eventually not a single animal will enter my back yard
>feel bad about it now.
Sage in all fields back to >>>/toys/ you go