Today this guy slapped your gf's ass and placed combined first for all classes in a USPSA match

Show him my 8” penis. Tell him to get cucked.

Kick him in the balls.

does he have any, though?

I believe it. That kid is dedicated. Got a link?

Well he won't after I give him a good punt.

Thank him for materializing a gf for me

Found it:
instagram.com/p/Bxnmx57BEFb/

Shoot him in the back lol

Shows he doesn't speed up his vids, and he's a much better shooter than I am.

But those match results are a cluster fuck. No master class or better, and he finished in front of the Open guys, in which case a B shooter was way over the only other Open A class guy? WTF?

*throw flashbang*
*execute lateral roll to my left, his right*
*acquire target with my Desert Eagle .50*
*engage target, two in the chest, one in the computer*
*grab him as he falls, eagle claw an eye out of its socket*
*pop the eye in my mouth and chew as he screams in horror*
*laugh as he dies*

KEK ;^)

That's fucked up man :^) top kek!

>thinks I'm messing around
*gives you a hard stare, with head cocked slightly to the side*

>combined first
OP, you mean he gets disqualified lmfao

with enough money and time you can even buy skill.

the kid whos mommy and daddy funded his shit holster company, who got ragged on for being shit, finally paid some good shooters to teach him how to shoot so he can actually walk the walk finally.

oh look im shocked. still killem in a gunfight the kids a pussy.

*nuzzles your chest*
uwu :>

>he spent money on ammo and training and spent the time to develop his skill! HAHA loser!
you people are pathetic

Continue to not care about some literally who of the gun community

did this kid fuck your brother or something

*shoves you back*
*swiftly drop to my knees, undoing ypur pants in one fell swoop*
*playfully stare into your eyes as I take your sizeable manhood in my mouth*
*work my neck back and forth hard along the now slick shaft*

>kiss em on the mouth
Jokes on him, I'm my gf.
Fuckin fag lol

lucas could join the military and, if he had it in him, work his way into delta force or some shit and people would still say it doesnt count and hes actually a bad shooter

Sussy.

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>with enough money and time you can even buy skill.
That's all skill with firearms is. Ammo and practice. YOU'VE CRACKED THE CODE user!

It's just credentialism. Faggots like to pretend you can't be skilled with guns if you haven't been military.

Theres an age old saying which is 'act like a shitcunt, get treated like a shitcunt'. Once youve proved yourself to be a shitcunt its very difficult to shake it off. Thing is, if he came across as a nice guy, nobody would care about his flaws or his shooting; its cus he acts like an elitist prick that people shit all over him.

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my mans couldn't even drag a sandbag. top b8

this has literally nothing to do with my post unless you took it to mean "I think lucas could join delta force" in which case you need to go take a remedial reading comprehension class at your local community college

Strange, the club's practiscore page doesn't display any results... HOW ODD

challege him to borygo drinking match

Lucas makes every shot by imagining that the targets are faggots.

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>Lucas makes every shot by imagining that the targets are niggers.
ftfy

Lucas makes every shot by imagining the targets are his sister and his gun is his penis.

Doesn’t change the fact that he’s an absolutely humorless, unlikable human being.

*Awkwardly cum and shart simultaneously*
*feint from the experience*

Linkies or gtfo

practiscore.com/results/html/f29366b0-be22-4306-aaa1-36f514a3d033?page=overall-combined

practiscore.com/results/new/59850
not his club but his DQ, sitting at #200 lmfao
tldr bitched out because his small arms can't do anything once physical exertion becomes a factor, he's literally a gamer in every sense of the word
that and he has videos on his instagram that show he'll get fucking slaughtered in a real gunfight, such as running across an open door

FPBP TWINK BODKIN BOFFER user

>prances infront of fatal funnel

What could possibly go wrong? No one needs tactics when you’re a god-tier shooter

right my b
I'll make sure that he has his enhanced-speed superpower irl too

>my gf is his sister
BASED

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BASED BOTKIN

Stand more than 7 yards away and he'll get too frustrated and go home and beat his sister and block your facebook

Move his target more than 7 yards away and watch as his tacticool brain desperately tries to work out this unexpected event.

HAHAHAAHAHAHHA... holy fuck.
Even I would place better.

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>tfw can only afford production division
one day I'll do open

practiscore.com/clubs/segr-aim-small-hit-small

Fuck his mom

He’s too busy railing his sister to join

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_Style_and_New_Style_dates

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Slap his ass back.

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is she hot?

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