>stabs your native species
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Stabs your native species
Grayson Jones
Jason Cooper
this?
Blake Gray
Raise her as my child of mayhem.
Angel Evans
I must slay it and use its feathers to make a mighty plum for my helmet
Bentley Baker
A little modification...
Jack Bell
Did nobody else go out and slaughter birds with pellet guns when they were kids? A basic-ass 10/22 with a decent optic or no optic at all takes care off all chirps
Nicholas Parker
>crucifies you on a thorny plant
Evan Rivera
Now a red solo cup is the best receptacle
For barbecues tailgates fairs and festivals
And you sir do not have a pair of testicles
If you prefer drinking from glass
A red solos cup is cheap and disposable
And in fourteen years they are decomposable
And unlike my home they are not fore-closable
Freddie Mac can kiss my ass woo
Red solo cup I fill you up
Let's have a party let's have a party
I love you red solo cup I lift you up
Proceed to party proceed to party
Now I really love how your easy to stack
But I really hate how your easy to crack
'Cause when beer runs down the front of my back
Well that my friends is quite yucky
But I have to admit that the ladies get smitten
Admiring how sharply my first name is written
On you with a sharpie when I get to hittin'
On them to help me get lucky
Red solo cup I fill you up
Let's have a party let's have a party
I love you red solo cup I lift you up
Proceed to party proceed to party
Now I've seen you in blue and I've seen you in yellow
But only you red will do for this fellow
'Cause you are my Abbot to my Costello
And you are the fruit to my loom
Red solo cup you're more than just plastic
You're more than amazing you're more than fantastic
And believe me that I'm not the least bit sarcastic
When I look at you and say
Red solo cup, you're not just a cup. (No, no, God no)
You're my, you're my friend. (Friend, friend, friend, life long)
Thank you for being my friend.
Red solo cup I fill you up
Let's have a party let's have a party
I love you red solo cup I lift you up
Proceed to party proceed to party
Red solo cup, red solo cup (I fill you up, let's have a party)
Let's have a party (Let's have a party) Let's have a party
(Red solo cup) Oh red solo cup (I lift you up)
Let's have a party, proceed to party yeah yeah
Nathaniel Hughes
I killed over 30 of these fuckers in the winter and I haven't seen one in my backyard since.
My one day record is 7.
I saw birds I've never seen before in my life once these fuckers were out of the area and other birds were able to eat my suet and peanuts.
Looking forward to a new swarm of them coming in to kill.
Caleb Jones
Oh quit pushing your product everybody already knows the PIGEON PRESS 1200X is still the way to go for day day pigeon crushing. Look the guys I talk to at work always say how the elongated base of the press helps WAYYY more with pigeon crushing and not only that the pigeon crusher is made in china so it's a crap shoot in terms of how many pigeons you're gonna get out of it.
Jose Young
Starlings are pretty great as far as invasive species go.
Brody Morgan
kys
Nathan Bailey
Meadowlarks are precious. It'd be like killing a unicorn
Zachary Kelly
if i could identify them i'd shoot them, but as i can't tell small birds apart i do nothing.
Gabriel Howard
That's a European Starling, you nigger.
Joseph Peterson
They're a black menace with speckles and they jerk around when they walk, they're about robin sized and they show up in big groups and bully the fuck outta other birds
Put up a feeder with some tallow/suet in the winter and get acquainted with them.
Justin Baker
only one answer
Aaron Wilson
I use a PCP rifle because I'm inna suburb
Xavier Russell
get a pellet gun. starlings are smart and if you shoot a couple, they'll stop coming around.
Christian Young
Sort of.
They're more greedy and assholes than smart.
They'll come back eventually if you have good bird food.
They'll get a bit more cautious though.
But you can still get them all eventually with enough patient.
Logan Smith
>PCP
Genius. Get em addicted, then charge ridiculous prices so they have to sell all their possessions to get their next hit, and die on the streets.
Easton Walker
Based