Patch Thread

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Whoever makes the “flat chests matter” patch, I never got mine and magically no other way of contacting you works.

does sput have a mailing list? I've been watching the patch threads like a hawk waiting for the 13-50 drop. I'm gonna be super busy tho, and I don't want to miss out.

Nice, thats what I was thinking.

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seconded

Hey friend, if you want to drop a burner email I can keep you updated. I just want to wait and see how mailing is working out, I know my tracked bubble mailers will show up to those who bought that way but I can't be for sure about the letter mail just yet. I just don't want a bunch of lost patches in the mail and I want to keep shipping reasonable for everybody.

ok cool, I'll send you an email to the address listed on your site. I don't have any burners that I check regularly

sticker what is status of orders....its been a month muh dude.

why is this guy even in the pastebin

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Tracksuitboi at ACEN
I spotted you but literally every time I did I completely forgot to talk to you. Was pretty hectic all weekend
Was too busy getting pics with all the qt Violets

Sorry about the delay
Been gone for a few days
I'm sitting down and getting everything in order this week and weekend

One day I'll get to it
Hopefully soon

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Yo stickerbot can you make this a sticker like those anime cut outs people put on their cars?

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Woop woop

What is this

Patch idea.

Is Dullahan Patch confirmed kill? I never received my order from them

Yeah but, what's it a reference to? Sorry I don't know what it is

Little Witch Academia idea I'm running around. I think it would be neat to have the 3 main team color patches, plus it seems to be a bit popular here.

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Fug I actually watched LWA but didn'r pick up on it

parody ATF hats when?

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Got'm.

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This Friday at 9, probably. On time this time.

I think I can also dig around a few more of out-of-stock things like the Stonehenge Gadsdens.

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Very happy with how this came out. Some small color adjustments needed, but otherwise good

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Store?

pastebin

>not using waterslides
wow stop posting anytime

Man, everybody has a foxhound patch. Maybe I should shelve this one

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Holy shit.. who is that? And is she into Jow Forums? Damnn

LWA all day, everyday. #team_constance

I think it’s mostly because it’s an iconic design that’s fun to play with.

Got these in
To those guys who were waiting on them, I got your orders shipped

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Think I've seen her here before with some guns a few patch threads ago. Never followed up as I had other things to do. Also interested in who she is and kinda curious if there are any normal images of her as I've heard japanese girls are dolled up to the 9's on the face and only if you're married to one would you know how she looks in the morning if she is a 4/10 or 5/10 or higher.

I admint I'd bang the shit out of that girl there. Wonder if her racks all natural or the best japan's surgeons can do?

Got these finally back on the store as well

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boomers pls control yourselves

you guys is duuuuuuumb

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Also got these in the other day, but have to get a pic and then they'll be on the store

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Yo, any update on the mossin daki?

No, please do that one
in particular, please

It's entirely ready to go, I just don't have enough capital at the moment to run them

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Has someone already made this? If not I'd be tempted to run a batch.

Fuck me, how many patches are in there?
Well fuck me fucking dead, you're doing good business.

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Hell yeah dude

It's okay, NEET. The design is good and you're a good person- you'll come through on your promise even if we have to wait a few more months or maybe a year.

>I've heard japanese girls are dolled up to the 9's on the face and only if you're married to one would you know how she looks in the morning if she is a 4/10 or 5/10 or higher.
This is why you live with them before marrying them.
The reality is that they don't naturally go higher than 7.5 or 8/10, anything above that is makeup.
Problem is, you can be dating a 4/10 or a 6/10 that looks like a 9 and you won't know till you see them after a shower.
Why I stick to natural 7's and 8's, because that's essentially a 10/10 for nips.
Watch out for fucking koreans tho, they all have surgeries and will ruin your kids faces.

>her breasts
the way they spill out I'd almost say they're natural, however implants can mimic much the same.
If I saw her topless you can usually tell based on the location of the nipples alone

Guess I better finally order some stuff from you then.

The drunk Russian's back.

I do have a special place in my heart for athf

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Oh hey, I've been waiting for you to organize your stuff so the emblem patches go live again.

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>that thing

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>Wanna buy a cap from weaponsgrade
>Cheap fuck so I don't wanna pay shipping multiple times, also don't wanna place an order while items are in stock that I may never have a chance to buy again
>Want me that fucking NSR Sayori
>Want fucking everything
>Not in stock
SAD
...There's enough designs here that I can probably fill an order with stuff, then reorder if other things I want get stocked, but bleh.

WGWs stuff is garbo tho

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Sweet! Which time zone you at again?

Any strike witches patches?

no

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> Komfiest package in a long time just arrived. Thank you guys for fantastic patches and for adding the bonus. How are you even making ends meet? Is the return address correct? I want to ship you something small from my end.

You're welcome, fren! I've mentioned it before but basically this is just a hobby for us, not a business. It's fun to make things and have people like them. Any extra profit we make will go directly into new designs or restocking what people like!
And yes, the return address is correct, it's an office we get mail at. Have a good day, user!

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Ah thanks for your input. Well average isn't bad. I think one has more of a chance with a 5/10 then a 8/10 or higher.

I heard japanese girls are travelling abroad and trying to get preggers because of this 'half-fu' thing in japan right now of being half japanese.

Yah I heard of the korean plastic surgery thing and some guy or IDK family sued them for thier kids and such. Never followed up on that story. What happened afterwards? Is there a way to test/tell before going banging to make kids if that's your thing?

You have souce on that girl?

With the declining birth rate and high number of centuran and seniors I heard they have this thing called 'womanonics' tryign to get girls to have kids. Yet more women seem to want to have a carreer then a family.

Also it seems lots of japanese girls seem to know they rank up there for guys desire and seem to be so nose high but polite to people asking them out.

Yes but I won't give it to you.

Patch when?

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for patch thread appreciation I'm going to start the Memorial Day sale a bit early - enter F in your cart to receive 30% off. I'm not going to send out an email or other social media shilling until Friday so you guys get first dibs.

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OD green shirts are officially up and running boys and the honk patches should be here soon as well

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WHERE THE FUCK ELSE AM I GONNA GET LEWD PATCHES?

>I think one has more of a chance with a 5/10 then a 8/10 or higher.
I've dated girls much hotter than myself, personality matters and in the end it's all that counts.
I've dumped every last girl I've been with simply because they weren't offering what I wanted, which is a relationship, not just sex.
If I met a 5/10 that had a great personality, I wouldn't care about her looks at all.
If a 10/10's offering to be my personal cocksleve, but nothing else, then she's just a waste of my time.
Just find a nice girl, that's what's important.
>because of this 'half-fu' thing in japan right now of being half japanese.
Avoid any Nip girls that follow bullshit trends like this, they're boring and shallow as fuck and even if they wanna be your perfect housewife, they're just doing it for totally narcissistic reasons and will not give you the fulfilling life your after.
Don't just knock back an overly keen girl regardless, maybe she DOES think you're really cute and fell in love with you at first site, but shit test them to hell and back before commuting, spend a year living with them, and make sure you always use protection, because if she says she's on the pill, you don't even need to check further, there's a 100% chance she's lying and most likely ovulating.
>Yah I heard of the korean plastic surgery thing and some guy or IDK family sued them for thier kids and such
There's a pic floating around of a girl, guy, and their kids with squinty eyes, this was just a photoshopped add, but the story holds true.

Cont:

If you're gonna date asians, their ethnicity isn't so much about looks, it's more about culture.
You'll learn the differences eventually, but most can't even tell the difference themselves. You can't just drop a nip in a room full of chinks and koreans and expect them to know.
The only way they can tell the difference, usually, is by accent, no matter what language they're speaking.
Chink girls are borderline bug people culturally, thanks Mao, Koreans are their own kinds of fucked up, and Japs are a nice traditionalist middleground.
Some people say you go Chink for traditional housewife, Nips are basically that but they actually have a soul.
>Never followed up on that story. What happened afterwards?
Who knows? The law doesn't matter, what matters is being stuck with two kids who call you Abeoji that you are physically repulsed by.
>Is there a way to test/tell before going banging to make kids if that's your thing?
Check their chins for scaring, get them to have an xray, get them to sign a prenup that says if they've ever had plastic surgery before you instantly divorce, get full custody of the kids, and 100% of the assets, or just don't marry a fucking korean.
Look at pics of their mothers/grandmothers if all else fails, but have a relationship built on trust.

>Also it seems lots of japanese girls seem to know they rank up there for guys desire and seem to be so nose high but polite to people asking them out.
I'm not gonna be one of those assholes that says "I WENT TO JAPAN AND JUST SMASHED 17YO VIRGIN PUSSY ALL DAY ERRY DAY FOR MONTHS", but that doesn't mean it's not true.
In Japan, everyone over 30 and all men will look at you with disgust, because they know exactly what you're there for.
In my case, literally just business, so I blend in as a salaryman pretty well (a set of armed escorts also do a good job of scaring away any dickheads who think they'll mouth off at me, also reinforces I'm there on legit BUSINESS), but if you're going as an "English Teacher" everyone will look at you like you're fucking scum, which you are, slightly less so if you speak fluent Nippon, then they relax.
This all said, girls don't care. If there's a girl aged 17-25, sometimes even cakes, they'll fucking fawn over you (so long as you're not going full english teacher)

It's funny, while when 90% of the population sees a white guy in a suit and sunglasses surrounded by guards armed with automatic rifles, they keep fucking clear, but a 21 year old uni girl will walk right up to you and try to hit on you in broken english.
Think the first three seconds of this vid:
youtube.com/watch?v=vzEWTOe0CL8
It's fucking adorable, they look like they're gonna piss themselves, but stand there like a terrified Chihuahua who still wants to get a treat.
Respond in fluent Japanese something along the lines of "You realise I'm an official government representative, right?"
The response you get is a mix of them pissing themselves in fear and cumming at the same time.
This is what business cards are for.
Still, once a middle schooler walked up to me asking if she could tag along, that she wasn't interested in normal, boring humans. Guards just looked at me like "WTF is this loli doing?"
I bet she's gone far in life.

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Okay retard

Fuck you

Ah, good, now that you're here is there any chance we can get a restock on
>weaponsgradewaifus.com/products/nsr-sayori-raid-patch
>weaponsgradewaifus.com/products/nsr-sayori-2x3
, and a restock in blackout of
>weaponsgradewaifus.com/products/wgw-logo-2x3
?
Ignore the other big meany user.

Are these from the same guys who made operatorchan?

Well fuck, looked like I ended up ordering a fair bit anyway
Now I gotta throw 160 bucks into the HK416 jar...

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He has his own character that looks a hell of a lot like operatorchan, so not sure, but I'm pretty sure he contracts out most (if not all) of his art to other random artists.

>Buying censored

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I bought both, but didn't wanna show the other incase mods wanna YEET me for a fucking screencap of a thumbnail

Cool I might actually grab a shirt now, what honkler patches do you have?

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What happened to the sexy wendigo patches? Weren't they coming out this month?