Oi *wheeze* Mate *gasp* You Got A *pant*

LOL
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yeah

Bongs are doomed, this isn't news.

Sounds like they are cosplaying US cops.
If you cant get the guns, at least strive for that BMI

kek'd

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>tfw all it takes to be a successful criminal in bongland is having slightly above average cardio

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OMG this is so sad can a single Brit get ahold of an AR and slaughter dozens of these fat fucks?

I'd honestly have zero qualms with killing British cops, you're willing to enforce shit that goes against basic human rights like hate speech laws don't expect a drop of sympathy from me.

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why arent police expected to be physically fit? Strong union?

so I guess they'll never catch these machete guys...

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Don't want to be racist after all

>Fat cop
>Diversity cop
>The thrilling new take on the old 80's plot device

For you Americans looking for a laugh, it's common to see a tall male copper or some fat fuck paired with a small, skinny diversity cop on patrol. You see them on nights out and it's like I can run from one carrying the other under my arm, while scoffing a kebab.

Unless you go up Scotland or the North east and then if you fuck up on a night out you are getting beaten by the cops. As in you are going to be put in hospital by your very own council tax contributions. Mad, mad Island.

no such thing as race

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When the number of warm bodies you need and the total number of applicants are similar, you don't get to be picky. And London's housing market means you'll have a hard time finding applicants for any basic job.

So much for the THIN blue line. Time for a high speed chase on mobility scooters oh no the perp just went up some stairs. SIIIIIIIIIIIIGH time to go on Twitter to track down some thought crime!

It’s not like they fight any actual crime

I've always heard it's the unions

I have no idea what's going on this vid... UK cops are just standing.

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The same reason I got into lifting, fighting and firearms is my hatred of niggers

Amen brother

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Never heard that about Scotland or Northie. They doing actual police work?

Oh yeah. Different kind of idiot around here. Though saying that, you are more likely to get a gun pointed in your face by a cop in the south. More idiots with money and connections.

Looks like they're escorting whoever that guy us

>no guns
>believing they are more important than they really are
>being the laughing stock of others
>obese as hell
>can't actually fix issues but only fine people for not having permits
are bong cops just mall cops?

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I think it was a returnee from the pleasure of Uncle Sam. Stayed at the x ray resort I think, it's that or Choudry. Muslims are easily excited.

As you are, so once were we.
As we are, so shall you be.

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>calls american amerifats and mutts
>has one of the highest obesity rates of the industrialized world and mohammad (in various spellings) is the number one baby name

kara boga

Damn XXXL is only like a 48 inch waist in the US.

He at least have a G U N
He can shot criminals and niggers
Can you ?

All the coloured bystanders “just another regular day in Paradise”

Is that a human or a bell that grew a few few extra limbs?

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