have you ever gotten drunk and told somebody your war stories?
Have you ever gotten drunk and told somebody your war stories?
Liam Reed
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Jayden Young
NO but I did tell someone about the poop bottle I made from putting the poop condom into the byerak.webm file
Asher Sanchez
Colton Scott
holy shit.
Jonathan Kelly
That's the only time I break down and do, alienating yet another person not very close to me.
Ayden Gonzalez
yepp, gf. she left me.
Ryan Robinson
>use the GI bill to go to college
>all the dude bros ask me if I shot the .50 cal or killed anybody
>every.fucking.time
>got out to a bar after class one night and decide to oblige them after a few rounds
>"yeah, I remember this one time we were in a market place in Baghdad, we got ambushed and the insurgents were lobbing these old, old motor rounds at us like hand grenades. They were probably from the soviet occupation and sometimes were duds. Sometimes they werent and just had a delay. So after the shooting stopped we collect ourselves and the locals start to come out. A few kids found an old motor round that didnt go off and started messing with it. The worst part of it is I think they were trying help us, like clean up or something. The thing goes off, lots of screaming and panic and when we realize what happened so we rush over and this little 12 year old girl took the brunt of it. Some other kids lots fingers or had burns, but it blew on leg off at the shin and the arm was hanging on by a few tendons and she had some shrapnel in her jugular. The medic was trying to apply a tourniquet but she was loosing to much blood and drowning in it, so my Sgt. mercy killed with with a shot to the head"
>start to get alienated from the group after that
>next semester a fresh group of dude bros ask me what guns I got to shoot or if I killed anybody
>I actually miss being in the army compared this this shit
Logan Perry
Aaron Cox
Well hopefully Iran pops off and we can use it as motivation to re enlist
Caleb Howard
desu that seems like a great way to make dudebros fuck off
Wyatt Foster
“I knocked him down with a hammer, GOD'S I WAS STRONG THEN! Caved in his breastplate. Probably shattered every rib he had. Stood over him, hammer in the air. Right before I brought it down he shouted ‘Wait! Wait!’. They never tell you how they all shit themselves. They don’t put that part in the songs...stupid boy."
Samuel Morgan
Damn dude. I'm Afghan but born in the US. It's always eerie meeting relatives for the first time and they have fingers or limbs missing. I'm sorry you had to witness that horror first hand.
Ayden Thompson
BOW YA SHITS
Connor Morris
>that horror first hand.
Tyler Gutierrez
Always fun in the sandbox.
Angel Foster
I was in that thread
Hunter Morris
No pun intended.
Xavier Martinez
>dudebros
Ah yes, those.
youtube.com
Ryan Cooper
The Chad Robert the Rebel vs. the Virgin Mad King
Zachary Fisher
I tell them how boring it was and my day to day consisted of the same shit youd do at a 9-5 job, with way more bullshit that I couldn't leave at work. So ive disappointed lots of kiddies that think the army was going to be some bad ass
super soldier halo 3 program, and hopefully saved some heart ache
Blake Wood
>Mfw I should have listened to the old vets
>Mfw I joined to fly UAVs
>Mfw I swept the motor pool
Brody Morales
>im a ZOG servant burnout who wants more neocon kike meddling to start another war so I can finally partake in an activity that satiates my irreparably damaged amygdala and psyche
Are welfare queens the lowest form of life there is?
Kevin Robinson
Sometimes I get drunk and talk about how I caused an accident that killed somebody.
Joseph Hernandez
Till Valhalla, kid.
William Murphy
THE CRINGEBURGER IS BACK FOLKS!!!!
Liam Sullivan
Luis Parker
No but I got drunk and showed my best friend my cartoon horse porn once
Jason Hall
it happens from time to time, yes
Ayden Gomez
Kind of this, but I showed him some im@s porn, he loved it, we both drank even more, laughed, cried, and ended up jacking off to some pics together despite the whiskey dick.
Then we just laughed some more.
Michael Gray
You don't actually think I'd tell them sober, do you?
Jonathan Wright
why not? depends on the context. and the story.
Liam Gutierrez
I've seen some poop
William Martin
>OMG LE SADDDD
Back to plebbit, faggots.
Mason Bell
MK Ultra Boi. He's dam lucky he doesn't have green eyes
Ian Nguyen
I tell people about the time I made a power-point presentation that no one cared about
Cooper Mitchell
2meirl4meirl
Noah Reed
Alright I'll bite. What about green eyes makes the CIA reptiods more hostile?
Jaxon Rodriguez
green eyes is a mandatory sacrifice
Parker Hernandez
forgot Pic
John Gomez
Have kids
Adam Jenkins
There's a hell I've lived through
Connor Flores
War is hell.
Nicholas Morris
T. Didn't pass basic
Chase Reyes
Never happened to me but it could. My uncle was an MP during Vietnam, went home after something with a land mine put shrapnel all over his legs. Wore jeans for a while to not scare my grandma.
Samuel Walker
Friend of mime was in Baghdad for a round. Got drunk and let it out that their humvee driver got out one day and took a round straight to the side as he turned. 22 years old. Return fire, drag kid behind ride. Stops sweating and starts to gently sob saying his kids gonna miss him and that he needs a dad. Bleeds out within minutes from internal injuries. Fuck me, man.
Luis Parker
Story is BS.
>they usually carry away their dead/injured
No, they fucking leave them like some one night stand thot.
Jace Rogers
THE BOAAAR NED THE BOAAAAAAAAR
Andrew Howard
thats why you never tell people you were in the military you idiot.
except for those sweet 10% discounts
Leo Harris
kek
i miss the World War Z threads with Lo Pan
Sebastian Perez
What a larping faggot, what 15 year old would carry around a toy?