A platoon of pic is coming your way. How you defend yourself?

After the war, I hope to take qt Nork back with me to the states and start a family.

20 found mags

>How you defend yourself?
suck all their dicks.

The ammo flows from Kim Jong Un's perfect knowledge of Juche ideology/Songun military first policy.

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Tell me again what the logic is behind those IIRC-correctly non-detachable gigantic mags...? They have enough ammo to put down an ambush but not enough to rebel or some shit?

With my 2 inch penis.

I don't think anyone has the slightest fucking clue as to why they exist.
Same goes for most Nork gear

Why the hell would they issue 20 rounders to some troops and big-ass helical mags to others?

>Ridiculous, front-heavy magazine
>Tiny folding stock
I bet that thing's super balanced and easy to aim.

Put down my rifle and get out my gun

whip out my lad and slap them with it til they submit and become my harem

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Shoot them

I'd utilize my knowledge of the art of western seduction, until they start calling my dick the Dear Leader.

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>Apply peanut butter to penis
>wait patiently

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actually muh dick

>unzips dick

I am thinking if there is a bush the guy will shoot as much as he can.

classic throwback meme

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Rape their leader to assert dominance

I can sense his sheer disdain for capitalists across the DMZ

Nork chicks look kind of dumpy compared to their Chinese counterparts

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>IIRC-correctly non-detachable
theres no reason to assume that, they probably just rock in at the bayonet lug rather than the front of the mag well.

Its detachable, they're just an old soviet design from the late 70's and early 80's which got ditched from production. Too complicated, jamomatic that you need an armourer to fix, whereas the old 30shot mag can be fixed by a 4th grade educated retard by hitting it on a rock

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put on condom, since every nork chick have aids even more than russia

Surrender and experience their "interrogation" techniques

Glorious leader keeps people well fed!

Third closest to the viewer, what breed is that?

cover myself in the tiananmen square copypasta camouflage and destroy their social credit leaving the destitute and isolated then graciously allow them to become my harem

it will work with north koreans too right?

I break out my pot for boiling water and prepare my eggs before I tie every single one up

I was about to tear into you for not knowing your East Asian tyrannical autocracies apart. Well played.

>Bitch, I gonna told you.

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based egg poster

>non-detachable mags
Do these even exist?

yes
youtube.com/watch?v=apd6NXWgBZk

China has a lot of Portuguese for some reason

I must do research

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>How you defend yourself?
I don't
A gook is fine too.

>Dress shoes and skirts
Find a puddle and stand on the other side of it.

If they still chase, run by and American grocery store.

Yeah they have an entire province that's Portuguese in culture, it's pretty neat actually

Plus babes lole

MtF

Assume a submissive posture and hope to god they take me prisoner to beat information out of me.