A platoon of pic is coming your way

A platoon of pic is coming your way.
How you defend yourself?

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Do they have suicide vests to avoid getting captured and raped?

>Get several pigs
>Cover in oil
>Set on fire
>Let loose in their direction

>implying you want then to avoid that
Willingly throwing rape-fodder at the enemy has a certain genius in it, especially if you train the women to roll with it. Just imagine: sex warfare. Someone should make it a thing.

Sun Tzu actually has a term for this. It's called the Beautiful Women Strategem and it dispenses with the pretense and just ships prostitutes to the enemy camp.

>Just imagine: sex warfare

Corruption of Champions all over again. Speaking of which, I have some business to which I must attend.

Alright, Im going to assume a few things.
1. They are poorly trained and equipped
2. They are not going to resort to mass wave attacks
3. They won't have any supporting artillery, aeroplanes, helicopters, or armored vehicles.

So I've got a 6x gen 2+ night vision scope and a m16a1 clone, so here's how I'm gonna have this go. Ambush them at night, and night alone and have them wander aimlessly through the night looking for me, running into homemade claymores and mousetrap shotgun shells. I reckon I can whittle them down in 3 days or so.

Offer them Green Cards

Women in Pakistan army have mostly noncombatant role
Good luck finding them on the battlefield

>*unzips dick*

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why should I fear kitchen utensils?

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judge for yourself( keep in mind this is just a paramilitary force)
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Imagine the smell.

butcher a pig and throw it over them

Lube

A stack of paper bags and a case of pic related

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Underr8ed

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Offer some loans.

>Beautiful
>Pakistani

Choose one

Put a jar of pickles in front of them and a grip strength trainer.

*sigh
*unzips MG3

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