Let's have an improvised weapon thread

Let's have an improvised weapon thread.

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mandatory response

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Great idea. Now they can’t steal stick.

Looks like something Albert Fish would use

That's not a pickaxe, that's a dickaxe

That's an assault lock.

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>Naurunappula
>Ancient Finnish relic

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Proof

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Godamn that's good. The world seems brighter now. Thanks user.

Looks like someone took two pretty decent improvised weapons and made one weapon that would be great at destroying your own knuckles or forehead if you got even slightly out of control with it.

No Problem dude, converting this shit from german boards. But whats the reason for no sound on a gun board?

WTF, how did he lost his consciousness from two chair hits?
Got any knife duels? I've been browsing gore sites for videos of real knife fights, but all I've got is couple of vidos from Colombia.

Id like to see that

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There's not much to see, really. Shaky phone wids of two guys with knives held with the icepick grips and t-shirts wrapped around the hand and used like bucklers/

I can save them random for you. Posting it next month inside the lurking threads for Muh knifefight

Aye, when there would be knife fighting thread on Jow Forums, I'll be waiting.

Guess its time to grab some knife and go to the streets, how much vodka should i drink beforehand.

>how much vodka should i drink beforehand
No idea.
"En Malaga los serenos dicen que no beben vino; y con el vino que beben puede moler un molino!"
On the other side, opponent should be quite drunk as well

Well i finnished one bottle of vodka already probably gonna heat innatown to buy some cider and beer

the tomacock

the chain I use with my dog