WOW, DID YOU KNOW IN RUSSIAN NAVY, THEY HAVE C-O-M-P-U-T-E-R-S?

WOW, DID YOU KNOW IN RUSSIAN NAVY, THEY HAVE C-O-M-P-U-T-E-R-S?

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Amerifats btfo eternally

bullshit, that's a clothes drier.

I like how the russian military is just now hitting that 80s aesthetic

The US nuclear arsenal computers run on floppy disks from the 60s.

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>implying we have those
xaxaxa

To be fair it’s kind of tough to hack into a floppy disk in a locked box inside a military installation.

Warships computers aren't the same thing has ICBM silo computers that have almost singular tasks.

Honestly I don't get people's fascination with giant ass old computers in this day and age. I dumped my Compaq and never looked back.

>woman

don't worry, something will go wrong anyway

5 inch drives are from the 80's retard.

>cracks

OOPS!!!

TEENAGER SPOTTED

Pathetic

Fuck you Americunt, we'll restore white Christian values to Europe using our C-A-R-R-I-E-R, since we're so white and Christian to begin with.

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Die, zoomer.

>we'll restore white Christian values to Europe
I didn't realize spreading HIV through gay sex and conscript prostitution were christian values.

epic

i was born in 1990 u fucking boomers, not knowing which ancient decade produced 5 inch drives doesn't make me a zoomer

That's because your mind has been corrupted by the globohomo to not see that Russian Orthodoxy is the best form of Christianity. Experts say it's whiter and more Christian than the rest of Christianity, even though less than half of the Russian population is actually Christian. Sodomy is super straight when you're not a weak, pampered westerner.
.

Maybe not, but it makes you an idiot.

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kinda funny to imagine after an EMP Russian equipment would be functional simply by virtue of being so outdated

Most vital US equipment would too. They've been hardening electronics against EMPs since the 80s.

how can russia compete with CHADmerica and their non-cathode ray tube based hardware?

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Wasn't there some TED talk or whatever a while back about some dude talking about how the military still uses floppy disks?

If I recall, DOS is used in some nuclear applications simply because it is less vulnerable to hacking, and as a legacy system fewer people are familiar with operation. They don't need all the bells and whistles.

Not knowing it’s an 8 inch drive is what makes you a retard. Kiddo.

>TS sticker
DEFINITELY do not copy that floppy

>we need to (((upgrade))) our missile systems to a 68 terabyte gaymer machine made in China/Korea running wingblows 10 professional addition
Personally I'm fine with how things are now user.

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Yeah I figured.
I recall a comment on that video saying that vacuum tubes are used on Russian fighters because of their resistance to EMP.

80's? that's at most 60's.
look up Nasa technology for the moon landing.

>needs the floppy to activate the missile
that's not a bad thing!

You could also just harden integrated circuits from EMP, but I’d imagine that’s beyond the ability of Russia’s economy/industry.

I like seeing ancient tech still in use in the military just because it works and nothing else is particularly better

Even Russia is more white and less gay than you, fag.

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kek
I wonder what the story behind that picture is.

Maybe VBS and hes driving a convoy or something.

>jenkins, why arent your reports on my desk?
>jenkins: sir, the corporal was attending to other duties of national emergency sir
>all right, well finish your reports without your mouse

It can play pong.

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go grab me a monster and i'll drop you and your frens off at the arcade.

kek

8 inch floppy disks are reliable, big disk. big area to record data onto, small scratch = no problem.

want to bet she put the sticker on the floppy and then pulled out a pen and wrote on the sticker?

someone pls shop world of warcraft onto the monitor

You're thinking 50's, and that's ultimately based off 1920-1930's. Then you have dynamite plungers and niggers

This is a good exploitable.

outstanding

fuck off bitch

That's an 8 inch.

Can we get one with a US and Russian flag for each side?

That's what everyone says

The birth of a meme.
Put the runescape 07 login screen it. Hehe

>Vadim, of course I never click on the homosex. Amerikanski would never dream of tricking me for fear of glorious Russian missile launch.

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user, that's 80s computer tech looked like in Russia. Pls no bully.

It really doesn’t take that much computing power to track radar targets, clean up jamming and guide missiles. Any modern phone can probably match/exceed any data processing and uplink bandwidth for a SAM cruiser.

IDI NAHUI

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Here's the exploitable I made. Clean it up if you want.

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Thanks user.

Truth is this was a meta thread all along.

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Those are fucking radar scopes. We still use the same shit (close enough) for final approach on some US aircraft carriers. It is still very functional for modern aviation needs.

Real Russians use Tomorrow page colors.

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:D

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Okay fair enough, I need to get a better Photoshop program so I can stretch images inverted wise because the one I'm using now is shit. Also I'm only using Yotsuba B because I was in a rush to get on my Wingblows computer. I was originally using Lubuntu which is a form of linux for brainlets.
Currently using paint dot net.
Maybe I'll just go and find a version of PS on /t/ though I have mixed feelings about using Pajeet ware owned by Adobe...

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Seething fatnik

True Russians don't browse Jow Forums at all, they play CSGO.

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>Imagine getting your nation glassed by commodore 64.
God I love this country and if you lived here you would too.

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Just download GIMP. It's not as user-friendly with its commands and UI as other programs but it's leagues better than MSPaint.

The only thing it can't do is auto-add borders to text, which is something that was available on older freeware paint programs since at least the early 2000s but was baleted for some reason. Probably too user friendly.

Doing God's work

>googles history is American spy trick. Yankees put homosexual web page there.

Honestly I could believe Vatniks are stupid enough to give away launch codes to a porn website.

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Just remember that India has nukes as well...

I've tried using GIMP before and it was confusing, ehh but you have a point. I should just force myself to learn it properly and not have to worry so much about switching between platforms.

I though Ruskies used Yandex which is there equivalent of a botnet? Supposedly with a better image search function but I avoid both because fuck CIA niggers and KGB niggers so I wouldn't know for sure... But I kinda believe them since Google images is shit that last time I regrettably used it. Tineye ended up working better though I don't remember what I was actually looking for, probably some anime shit.

kek

>:D

holy fuck that furniture is cumworthy

Gib codes for bobs and vegane

xD

Codes are
>fuk u bich
>u bad ugli hor anywae

>circular CRT
Nice.

sucks

much better alignment.

>It really doesn’t take that much computing power to track radar targets,
You literally learn to do this manually in calculus 1. Granted, you can't use radar waves to "paint" a target but you can use derivatives to find speed distance and heading from very little information.
In calculus 3 you learn to do it without a calculator.
Pretty sure a shit computer wouldn't find it taxing.

that's a late 60s soviet radar terminal, not a computer
probably 100% vacuum tubes, relays etc..
not even worth comparing to a computer

>that's a late 60s soviet radar terminal
That's the one fitted to the Kusnezov.

This entire thread...

8-inch floppies became commercially available in 1971.

>hello.jpg
Hello darkness my old friend.

Commodore 64 is more modern than that thing. Computer is probably as capable earlier system, but probably orders of magnitude more expensive.

Sourcing CPU's and other components that haven't been made for decades might become a massive problem if already it isn't. Same goes with disks as well. This just time doing its trick, unlike the F-22 CPU fuckup, that was just bureaucratic fuckup.

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OH FUCK. you've got to be lying....there's no way

HAHAHAAHAH
holy fucking shit

>that's a late 60s soviet radar terminal, not a computer
I doubt that. It has trackball and shit. It isn't general purpose computer, but it is still computer. Even software might be hardwired and all the buttons keyboard having very specific functions, it is still a fucking computer.
>probably 100% vacuum tubes, relays etc..
No shit, comrade Sherlock Sherlockovitch Holmevski. CRT display itself is a fucking vacuum tube.
>not even worth comparing to a computer
I'm starting to think that you don't know what a computer is.

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did you know russia has T-I-G-E-R-S?

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rekt

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Please someone make one with one of Armatard's comments on the screen.

That actually happened. An Indian officer gave some Pakistani spy launch codes in exchange for her nudes. He didn’t even get to fuck her.

I don't even know how this photo was allowed to be published. It has a bright orange TOP SECRET classification sticker right on top. I'm just as surprised that they let a camera anywhere near that room to begin with.

The fuck is going on in portugal

>C-O-M-P-U-T-E-R-S

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They had a real bad heroin epidemic for awhile. Then they legalised it just like the swiss/swedes/danes (i forget) so the hiv rates should start dropping.

It’s where Russian oligarchs retire.

You'd think that the oligarchs would be mostly untouched by hiv