Texas Thread-Whataburger best burger Edition

What is everything has to come through canada

how to move to Alaska from lower 48 and bring guns with?
without going through Cuck-Canuckistan

Cool, call me when you aren't a barren cold hellhole

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Oh shit what up! Country frisco or boujee frisco?

there is no country frisco left. i'm surrounded by the bouj

Fuckin rip, I've got a buddy out in saginaw nice place just enough city to be useful but plenty of country too

The fuck you say you little shit?

You've got nothing.
It's "too cold" if you're a faggot. -50f is nothing with good gear and/or furs.
>barren
Good. I hate people and love forests and mountains.
>has to come through canada
Bullshit. Alaska could be self sustaining with petroleum and commercial fishing being some of the largest industries. There are farms too.
Just drive through Canadia and don't tell anybody. Canadian border security is pretty lax if you don't have a record. The Alaskan American border is more rigid but you've already made it by then.
Also when you fly with guns the airlines put the onus of gun legality on you. I've brought a full auto AK down to CA before after I discovered this. TSA doesn't know what they're looking at.

he's fucking retarded just ignore it.
chophouse cheddarburger ftw

Why would you do that? Much rather freeze than melt?

>go to whataburger for the first time when i go to texas
>friend orders me a 3 meat huge cheese burger
>think it will be a sloppy mess like OP moms vagina
>the burger is egineered and contructed fine the bottom bun holds this giant meat monstrosity back like the great wall of china.

whataburger makes a good burger.

>There are farms too.
muh legalized marijuana

why the fuck you talking to me?

I mean it's a pretty state and the last bit of proper untamed frontier but it just ain't for me. You lads are pretty cool for living the new age pioneer life

because frisco has the gay

>self sustaining
Ok Retard

TEXAS!?

Arizona here bitches, now with twice the meth and half the niggers.

75% more BLM free!

Every other state besides Texas, smokes pole...

I mean I'd rather deal with nigs than metheads. Those fuckers can be down right terrifying at times

Don't forget the melty roads, melty like a delicious whataburger cheeseburger

Eh, Whataburger is tasty, but I prefer a nice, hot Dude(tm)--with a 5-Buck-Lunch if it's offered.

sounds gay desu
no way im getting food from a place that named after a gayporno

this teebeeaitch

Let's take stock, what state has the Alamo? What state singlehandedly fought the entire country of Maxico before it went to shit? What state is responsible for Doctor Pepper, the greatest soft drink ever made? That's right, Texas therefore Texas is better than every other state combined

fair point

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Good man...We truly are the only and only state, also don't forget we were our own country

Texas can go fuck itself, it isn't even real cowboy country as Agua Fria is in New Mexico and Marty Robbins is from Arizona. Texas is just a poser state

New Mexico, the land of entrapment and George Strait is from Texas, let me guess your only experience with country is from fallout isn't it?

That's not the name of a place, it's the name of a chicken-fried steak sandwich.

>Alamo
Was taken anyway but with way more dead retards.
>What state singlehandedly fought the entire country of Maxico before it went to shit?
And now the mexicans are winning and you ain't doing shit.
>Doctor Pepper, the greatest soft drink ever made?
His PhD is dubious at best.

> - t. texas red

Actually, half of Mexico tried to rebel against Santa Anna, after he tore up the Constitution and declared himself dictator. But, he controlled the capitol, and with it most of the wealth and population in the country. He used it to raise an army, and slaughtered everybody from Mexico City to San Jacinto.

We just happened to be the farthest north, and had the most time to prepare. And even then, it was a hopeless situation... right up until he decided to take a siesta.

Don't you dare question Dr.Pepper's qualifications

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>new age pioneer life
You get used to it. The supposed "hardships" don't even bother you after a couple years. You become a pro winter driver pretty quick. At first it's kinda tough

same day ship from current address
its what I did then i deployed to fairbanks

nice to meet a fellow convert

Because my fingers are huge and I'm kinda drunk phone posting after yelling at a moose on my deck. So i tapped the wrong number.

Just think, in another year or two, you'll be able to get high-speed, low-latency satellite internet anywhere in AK.

Thats about the online thing to do in alaska besides commit suicide is drink, not surprised

Only steers and queers come from Texas

Well you certainly don't look like a queer

EP bro what up. Ft bliss rod & gun club is decent but it's $14 and theres always fudds and tryhard soldiers. You can go down montana and go innadesert once you drive down for 15min

You would be floored by how good the internet is and where it's available.

>Thats about the online thing to do in alaska besides commit suicide is drink, not surprised
Keep trying. If you like doing nothing outside of your home, then; yes.

I forgot and yelling at moose from the deck

>yelling at moose from the deck
That's a pleasure. They're assholes. Although one charged my brother after he did that and stalked around our house waiting for him to come back out for a bit.

*Ahem*
FUCK VARN
FUCK GLOW-IN-THE-DARK CIANIGGERS
FUCK NU-METAL
FUCK RON NIRENBERG
FUCK WILLIE NELSON
FUCK AGUILA AMMUNITION
FUCK CRACKER BARREL'S MAC'N'CHEESE
FUCK IN-N-OUT FRENCH FRIES
FUCK JANNIES
BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT WHATABURGER
THAT IS ALL

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Why don't you just kill them then?

I remember making that pistol swastika at a krimmis party

That sounds aggressively Alaskan. Then again you don't have to worry about a human breaking in if the closet one is an hour's flight away. Now it's bears

Based and texaspilled

Califags should just leave, then Texas could overthrow NY and make all of America into the Second Texas Republic

Then there's a moose carcass stinking up my "yard" even if I harvest it, which I can't because I still have way too much moose left in my freezer from last year. And that carcass might draw grizz. Besides the it's the same family of moose that have been coming throug my yard forever i knew the mother when she was a calf herself and now she has calf's, so I'm kinda friendly with them even though they're a nuisance.

Kill it anyways, even if you live in alaska you're still and a Texan and should show it the Texan way

mad dog is a fag, dog.

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That's kinda wholesome. My old man has a similar story with a group of raccoons sans the overstocked fridge

Meh, charging my brother was pretty funny. They've got some amnesty for that.

You have to sacrifice your brother to the moose now

Daily reminder that K, Varn, and Gambit are having a gay olde human Ouroboros of rimjobbing each other while cumming on each other's D&D character sheets, I bet they were too fake, gay, and autistic to be part of /nightwave/ when it was still around.
On second thought, I bet Varn ruined that too by ratting everyone out for allegedly speeding one mile over the speed limit,because he was jealous that his fatass couldn't fit in a Hummer H1, much less a Miata,

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Semi-Rural or rural is the only way to live. Especially now that the internet is available. being in nature is incredibly good for your soul. You may never be as rich as a cityfag but what does that money really buy you when you're living stacked on top of each other?

I bet Varn is the type of pathetic boomer who unironically didn't copy those floppies back in the '90s, because the nice policeman on TV told him not to

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Sorry, I'm not a Finn I or scando I don't believe in nature gods. Besides that moose probably remembers and will stomp his ass if he tries talking shit again. He runs when I yell at him though for some reason.

Exactly, the only thing I liked about living in the city back when I was in Dallas was that everything was close by. Everything else was awful. But now you have those coastal fucks who expand shitty suburbs into the nice Texas fields

why y'all got beef with other servers?
take care of your own shit and quit being a bitch

Texas Forever

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Wait your brother talked shit to a Moose?

Do you ever dream of conquering all of Mexico and maybe even central America to make Texas even better than it already is by making it bigger?

Screaming at it from my deck. Telling him to "fuck off, shithead". Yeah.

Occasionally

>Reminder that California has baja California and the califags are beating you to it.
Ouch

Yea but its still California and its still gay

They will lose in the long run, they always do

Can't argue with that.
Need to glass the whole state southwards from Berkeley.

That would be nice, or maybe let them leave and glass themselves

>tfw you remember watching some poor autistic underage become pic related in the discord for trying, bypassing, then retroactively getting stopped by the age barrier
I actually felt a little bad for the kid
He seemed nice enough and only sperged out once an entire server was on his ass
Kind of a shame

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SA here, I can't stand Whataburger toast. Canes toast over Whataburger toast any day.

Went to a gunshow this morning, got myself a Texas supply shooters lower to complete a parts kit I've been meaning to get around to.
Whataburger is the best god damn food chain around.
Proud as hell to be Texan, I cant see myself living anywhere else

Don’t forget it was mostly because he tried to get someone to sell him a handgun

Oh yeah, fuck that kid.

that's not the kid i was talking about
i was talking about the one austinfag who got somebody to buy them cigs and a drink before getting fucked hard after they found out he was underage

I remember hearing he wanted someone to buy him cigarettes and lied about his age as well, which is bad however there’s a difference between lying about your age for a pack of smokes and lying to get someone to violate federal law on your behalf. When was the last time someone was put in jail for buying someone cigarettes vs supplying a handgun to an underage.

It’s the same kid the handgun thing didn’t come out till after he got yeeted when the person he tried to get him to sell him a hand pistol brought it up

I dont remember him asking anybody for a handgun. It just seemed like him wanting people to hang out with. I think you're getting it mixed up with another underage

>missing Whataburger and a 40 oz shake
t. nc fag

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Any decent places to shoot around the New Braunfels area? Also secession fucking when?

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I did and then when I got home from work I got kicked. even posted feet and beans. y'all are the big gay

This.
t. Texan who is praying for the nukes to fly everyday to free us from this communist tier state full of spics

EP here too, like the other guy said bliss rod and gun club is your best option. Its a pretty nice range. I go about every other week. $9 for military for the day and $1.50 for a big cardboard target. Can get lunch there also. Guns central is best for ffl, $10 a pop for pick up.

The range in Lockhart is pretty gud.

We just had a little meet up there Saturday.