What's a good gun to attract southern belles?

Remington 700 or 870

I have a CZ 455 which I take into the woods to hunt rabbis. I've met a few damsels along the way, and every single one of them was impressed that I'm hunting with a bolt action instead of the trashy men they see hunting with AR15s. My accuracy impresses them so much (I can shoot the nuts off a frog at 50yds) that I even bedded one of them on the spot.

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based merchant hunter

>I have a CZ 455 which I take into the woods to hunt rabbis.
Jow Forums nazi pls get out

>hunt rabbis

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fucking based and actually having sex.

>white_beauty4.jpg
Heh. I saw that other picture you posted of the topless girl posing in front of a portrait of Hitler. Sometimes I forget there are unironic Nazis on here.

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>being a redditor

have sex

>reddit spacing and a discord tranny insult
Never mind, you're just a falseflagger. I'm disappointed.

worked

>seething over a group that has been gone since the 40's
just like your tribe has been seething over 2000 because of Jesus

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just flex on them my nigga, whut u don't lift?

Pattern 1853 Enfield.

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This is now a post cute southern girls thread.

>and ask Winchester if they could make it in 7.62x54r for me.

Lol good luck with that

Ohai sharpshots!

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Big revolvers. It reminds them all of their father and that does the trick.

Southern girls for the most part do not care about guns but do support the second amendment and do want a husband that can protect them. Basically just own any gun that's not autistic and lift a bit. Alternatively just be tall and have broad shoulders, but that works anywhere.

This is also a good answer. Girls down here love their daddies.

She prefers a 6'2 liberal, anti-gun Chad over you.

Yeah, haha what kind of idiot would have voted for Hitler

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A cake would probably do a better job, seeing as 9/10 of them are obese.

What sort of southern girl are you lookin to attract? Cause guns won't do shit.

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>people magically woke up one day and all voted for hitler and supported him

Had one of my gfs come by, opened my safe and asked her which gun she was most attracted to. She didnt even walk over to it.
She just said “i dont give a shit about your guns, i came over here to get some good dick before work”

Sorry bro

Duct tape a calculator to the side of your rifle and tell her you're from the future. Easy pickin' after that.

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how many women shooters are there in the US

Based rabbi hunter

>buying a gun to attract Southern women
user, what?

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I heard a rumor that they do it if you order from them. It's worth an ask, especially since they still produce 7.62x54r in their "metric series" ammo.

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Goddamnit I want to wear those milky white thighs like earmuffs

If a woman likes you she’s into literally anything you have. But if you want to get a chick into shooting, start with a .22. Not only are they fun to shoot they’re the best to learn on and aren’t offputting.

WHO??

>and then, one day for no reason at all, they voted for Hitler

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giving (You)s for the only reasonable post in this thread

a double barrel shotgun, a double wide trailer, and a double chin.

I’m giving my southern belle gf(male) a Galil parts kit as a birthday present. I think we’re in for some fun putting it together as a couple.

>gf(male)
Neck yourself.

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>gf (male)

curious about something... at a young age, ie before you were 18, did you have early sexual contact with an older male? It could be an adult or another child who was say, 16 when you were 12 and was in a position of minor authority over you.

This seems to be common for most gay friends I have.

>not being right libratarian.
Fuck off bootlicker.

I remember being 15, too.

Girls don't exist.

Least I don't interfere in the affairs of other people, faggot, if some guy wants to fuck a tranny who am I to complain?

>who am I to complain?
God said to stone fags, we stopped doing it.
Now we live in Weimar 2.0.
Libertarianism only works if others also wish to be left alone, which the overwhelming majority don't.
Enjoy your kids being molested in school and using your recreational mcnukes to avenge their innocence instead of preemptively culling the fags.

>using religion as a basis for governance.
I'd rather not fuck a goat in the ass and hand my guns over to the local religious police, Mohammed.

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My point is you're no wiser than our lord and savior.
Nihilism, defeatism and compliance are secularism taken to its logical conclusion. No amount of mental gymnastics you do can change that.
Now, repent or die alongside the fags you gave machine guns to protect their weed farms.

t. Tactically covert faggot.

SKS queen, and designated member of the bridge guard militia

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>look at me guys, I believe in one of the abrahamic religions! I'm special! Long live Westboro Baptist Church!

No.

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>only baptists and religious people hate gay!
lmao i bet you think only "nazis" hate kikes too

>muh joo's and gays are taking over muh gubment

I bet you kiss your sister after you drop a nut in her.

In order of importance
A job and fiscal responsibility
Standing by your convictions
Being attractive
Interesting personality
Sharing her views/ beliefs

Guns just dont do it alone. Be the whole package. Also things on the list can shift if you have it in spades. Like attractiveness or money.

Not him but this might be one of the most tired memes of all time

even if i did, its still better than pissing out aids infested shit out of my urethra every time i had sex.

Ugly AF 1/10 Would not fuck

Moar.

>tired memes
>the bible

Okay

>Anal sex leads to gay space aids

Sounds about right.

gay

I don't like doon coons either but you have to admit some of their laws are pretty based. Just look up saudi arabia's gun laws, hatred of degeneracy, and criminal justice system. If it wasn't for them keeping women in beekeeper suits and prohibition on alcohol it wouldn't be such a bad place.

If this is a post apocalyptic scenario and
This Is dead and gone

And this Is my pick of only available females

Pic related

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>In 2009, Mazen Abdul-Jawad was sentenced to 1,000 lashes and five years in prison for bragging on a Saudi TV show about his sexual exploits.
>Saudi Arabia prosecutors issued a warning to punish those who share anything satirical on social media that "affects public order, religious values and public morals". The punishment included a five-year prison term and a fine of 3 million riyals ($800,000).
No stepping on snek, no exceptions.

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>You must be gay if you don’t fuck ugly ass women
Beta virgin incel detected

I dated a chick that was more tomboy than anything else, so I skipped the .22 and went straight to 9mm handguns, and she absolutely dug it.

Write "Hello, sister" in your pee-pee

I love this picture. It’s wonderfully trashy and yet the person who posted it was trying so hard to be classy.

>1911
Classy in and of itself, even if Glocks are better for self defense. But the fact that it’s a Ruger with ugly fucking grips makes it trashy.

>whiskey
Can be classy depending on what it is. Gentleman Jack is just horribly tryhard.

>smokes
Not classy, not even for an ATF thread HOWEVER the right cigar could’ve saved the picture. Hell even reds would’ve been a better pick than the special blend lol.

I can smell the shame and fragile ego of being a child victim of molestation coming off of her.

7/10 Would bang and brutally degrade.

>No "E"

Pathetic.

Agreed

Girls in general like AKs for some reason.

There has only ever been one black beauty.
And they ended up turning that poor fucker into glue.

Tranquilizer.

Queer Eye for the Jow Forums Guy is back.

ah, psycho-poster has arrived.

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southerns are a meme

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Then how are there so many of them?

>then how are there so many of them
You really need to get out more.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smith_&_Wesson_Model_10

thesurvivalistblog.net/smith-and-wesson-model-10-review/

youtube.com/watch?v=EFYn5KChBvo

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gunbroker.com/Revolvers/search?PageSize=96&Sort=4&View=1&mfg=1000259&mo=3001877&Condition=4

www.thesixgunjournal.net/a-revolver-buyers-checklist/

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I could bury my face between those legs.
>mfw I'll never have anything that nice.

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Yep, put her up against a wooden headboard and pound some holes into the plaster. Haven't had that kind of fun in years :( But it's like they say, social isolation is no joke. Spend too much time disconnected from the world then finding the will to get back out and meet new people gets to feel down right impossible.

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Doomer cringe. Get fit, stop being noguns, go to church, and put yourself out there.

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Enjoy living in your Spic/Chimp filled suburbs while you eat your shitty Yankee food faggot. Yankee niggers will never know what it's like to have chicken and waffles by the beach on a warm day.

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Nah, as a yank I'd say they're hard working independent folk with a bit of a rebellious side, if maybe not all the brightest.

I'm fit, have guns and don't look like a mud fence on a rainy day either. It's just that I got the same problem as this user.