You've been dropped into Operation Desert Storm.
The last gun you've saved off of Jow Forums is the gun you're dropped in with.
How fucked are you?
Nightmare mode: Write a short greentext/story of what happens/what you would do.
You've been dropped into Operation Desert Storm
Ethan Taylor
Camden Robinson
I'ma 45Buggaloo attached to HQ CO so I'll either be WAAAAAY in the back w/the pencil pushers or w/the door kickers, it could go either way. Since I've never saved shit offa Jow Forums I'd have to PU an AK offa some shit-skin. Sucks to be them.
Grayson Williams
Does this count? Am I armed with a personified HK-416 who'll probably report me to an MP given I'm trying to use her as a weapon or just an HK-416?
>inb4 "chinkshit girl kys"
Christopher Gutierrez
Hey Sadaam, remember when I said I'd kill you last? I lied.
Jack Russell
>Fall into the desert in my jammies
>what.png
>Skorpion on the ground next to me
>Hear gunfire
>Whereismyearpro.quaran
>Get skorp
>Run into the nearest town and duck there until the U.S. army comes through and I can get the fuck out
>Bet on things I know will win while in federal prison.
>When I get out in 2050 I'll be filthy rich
Lincoln Rodriguez
why would you be in federal prison user
Austin Richardson
Because my parents weren't even together in 1990
Mason Russell
Topkek Im fucked.
Jacob Davis
>Be me
>Be Canadian
>Drop in with my SKS
>Melt because I'm in a fucking desert
Logan Robinson
a sober mam would throw it
Michael Walker
I'm not writing a story
Jordan Flores
>that blade etching
Is that the knife version of when a professor tells you to bring a 3x5 notecard with formulas for the final
Lincoln Sullivan
>Majick.wav
>Plop outside Sadaam's palace without pants on and with the Christchurch rifle
>"Huh, I wonder if this deals bonus damage or something"
>Locate walk an
>Put on everybody wants to rule the world
>Freedom.png
>Crayon eaters storm the building
>Find me shitting in Sadaam's chair smoking a cigar, still pantsless
>REDACTED
and that's how I ended up in Guantanamo
Tyler Taylor
Hell yeah brother!
Matthew Myers
Saved for trolling later...well looks like I got trolled.
Ian Myers
Totally fucked desu
Jayden Watson
Bruh, easy.
Gabriel Wilson
15mm full auto shoulder fired recoilless assault rifle
I can't be the only one who has dreamt of this
Brody Ortiz
I'm hosed.
Jace Hughes
D-do I get earpro?
Nathan Thompson
Hello, brother
Is not gun though.
Isaac Reyes
>shoots your eye out
Heh, nothin personal... Kid...
Parker Baker
yes, is better than gun
op never said anything about ammo so i could end up on top of a battle royale
Jace Nguyen
>wonder if this deals bonus damage
fukken lol'd
Joseph Rogers
>Grab M16A1
>go innadesert
Brody Adams
Do I get both?
Angel Lee
Well you want neither
Austin Taylor
Luke Evans
Gas the blue tape fags
Robert Cook
Things could be worse. I'm sure all the tankers that were still using grease guns would think this is hot shit.
Jeremiah Thompson
>gets dropped into desert
>tracers going over my head
>sees m4 lying next to me
>sees operators around me
Evan Fisher
im good son
Landon Hall
I wonder what kind of garbage I can shove in there to fire at hadji?
Or did I just end up as "designated grenade launcher"
Ethan Nelson
>a fucking meatball
I mean, I'm VERY happy to have it, but I'm not quite sure it'd be my weapon of choice in combat.
Michael Allen
been a while since I saved anything, so I hope y'all are ready for a non-stop warfare
Josiah Barnes
If you’re dropped in on the US side, it’s not like it matters. Just sit tight for 2 weeks and you’ll be fine.
Easton Green
I might make it
Probably not
Angel Rogers
yes
YES
> BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT
Jason Reed
Just fugg my shit up breh
John Price
I’m not sure if fucked or golden
Michael Phillips
>man with prototype slavshit found by US troops in active warzone
I think you may have a rough time, they're going to think you're KGB and ship you off to spookville.
Robert King
Lucked out, normally I only save bubba abominations.
>drop in
>look around for people who got fucked with meme's to help me crew it
Lucas Richardson
The question now is if I am a crab or not
Kevin Ward
Also is it just one or do I get all of them?
Logan Thomas
All of them
Grayson Barnes
Does this count?
I'm sure I'd be just fine if it counts.
Nicholas Brown
I think I'm okay
Jonathan Butler
I think it's only obvious that I become a tank pirate with skorpions strapped to my chest
I'm almost hesitant to describe what a tank pirate looks like because I imagine it just looks like Venom Snake with a fuckload of tiny Czech subguns strapped to his body around this time period.
Logan Taylor
I’ll be ok
James Williams
I'm good
Andrew Sanders
Thank you, Burt!
Alexander Bailey
Oh Boy
Leo Rivera
honestly you would be fine with a knife. Airforce and Bradleys took care of everything anyways
Carter Morales
Lets fucking get it boys!!!!
Lucas Richardson
>clips
Nicholas Williams
im fucked
Cameron Miller
Yeah, what about it?
Jack Williams
I suppose I could do a lot worse
Eli Lee
Not too bad. Dunno if anyone's done sand tests on an STG before. I can't imagine it'd fare too well, gotta keep that dust cover closed.
Adrian Taylor
newfag
Oliver Miller
I'm sure it'll be fine.
Jonathan Cox
>pop put of Tosash in the desert
>ears pop due to pressure change
>fucking blind cuz the sun is bright
>wearing a t-shirt and gym shorts
>theres a sharp pebble digging into one of my ass cheeks
>feel around, grab my juul, take a puff, exhale
>hold my breath and count to ten
>look around
>yep, it's the fucking desert
>sun is bright. Blink rapidly as my eyes water and adjust
>see black box a few feet away, stuff my juul in my pocket
>feel a stiring in my loins
>I heft my glorious tool of combat, savoring its sturfy weight
>hear some sort of akala mohammed jihad
>turn around and see a dog in T-72 with a bunch of Iraqis standing around it
>most of them have dark wet spots on the front of their pants
>my phallus is fully erect with a growing wetness seeping through my shorts
>with my instrument of destruction pointing casually from my hip, I pull my juul from my pocket and take a satisfying drag
>as vapor steams from my nostrils I tell them on a soft voice, "America. Fuck yeah"
>and so I go to war
Xavier Phillips
holy shit why didn't i think of this build sooner? Whoever built that is a goddamn hero.
Bentley Diaz
God fucking damn it, I KNEW I'd regret it.
Adrian Morales
How were these fired? It doesn't look possible to get your hand around the pistol grip and I can't see any remote trigger system, though I imagine there must be one.
Luis Garcia
Chase Robinson
UHHHHMMMMMMMMMM
Connor Gomez
That's real fucking nato. As for me, ehh it could be worse.
Brayden Turner
>get tossed out of airplane with a parachute strapped to my back
>land in the middle of a god-forsaken desert shithole
>start moving towards a herd of goats I see in the distance
>see ragsheads amongst all the goats
>pull Springfield XD .40 with Grip Zone
>pull fake Damascus steel knoife
>run into middle of herd screaming war cry
>ragheads are all fucking the goats
>find pink dildo in back pocket
>dildo my anus til raw
Christian Evans
I could definitely see someone using that as a marksman rifle and wearing the flag as a shoulder pauldron.
Adam Rogers
>no bulge
sad
Isaiah Martin
Keked and checked
John Myers
Muh dick
Charles Long
great
Gabriel Cooper
Not all fucked.
Gabriel Sanders
>cowabungu it is
Oliver Howard
Jaxson Murphy
I buy a plane ticket in Saudi Arabia and fly back and invest in apple.
Oliver Scott
man's got a point
Robert Parker
Fuck
Lucas Johnson
I'm deaderino
Gabriel Powell
Hey Saddam, what is cracking my "nigger"?
Jaxon Peterson
>Nugget
I might be a little fucked, but at least I'll be fucked while channeling the very spirit of Jow Forums.
Daniel Ross
You can resupply easily enough
But also this
Jaxon Evans
>"On me, ON ME!"
>"TAKING FIRE!"
>"INFANTRY AHEAD!"
Nicholas Jenkins
Oh this guy KNOWS
Levi Harris
oh yeah this was on gamecube
shit was cash
Dylan Cook
its going to be hard crewing the thing
Levi Lee
Do I get the SKS or Vietcong dude or both?
Eli Martin
Do I get to pick one or do I get all of them?
Ian Anderson
this is why democracy shouldn't work, too many idiots.
Jace Baker
Gave me a good hardy kek
Logan Young
Surprisingly, pic related from a Halo thread. I guess I'd donate it to the local R&R team for reverse engineering?
Elijah Ortiz
I can see it now, an M203 stuck underneath it, a laser sight on the side rail, and one huge fucking carry handle on top to rival the Famas.
And then they chamber it in 5.56 and make it STANAG compatible.
Ryan King
>gets dropped into Somalia
>gets rifle zeroed to 1400m
>dies
Jaxon Campbell
haha fuck lad what a HAWG! If it were me, I'd call this lad THE PIG!
Thugs break into my house to steal my shit, better grab THE PIG!
Wife bent over and taking it up the ass from my neighbor, screaming for more? Better get THE PIG!
Daughter getting eiffel towered by two guys from the basketball team, her hands full of black buttcheek as she tries to get the guy in her mouth to thrust harder and harder while the guy in her ass fills her with a quart if hot sticky seed?
Looks like I'm grabbing THE PIG!
What a fucking unit. Absolutely huge!
Owen Perry
I really hope I can get some ammo for it
Parker Miller
>that filename
>those digits
Henry Rivera
>Dropped down
>Reach for my boomer
>Hear "Shut the fuck up boomer" in arabic
>Shot dead
Josiah Rogers
Whatever the fuck this is