Who would win in a war

Two words: American Empire
Bring on the Pax Americana, we'll eliminate the cartels and corrupt officials in a week. We could actually fix South America if we just conquered it and did what Rome did. Maybe tear out the page with the crosses and brass bulls, that isn't necessary.

Mexico doesn’t have fast attack aircraft. They literally can’t defend their airspace.

Fuck off back to /pol JIDF

No fun. I think the brass bull needs a comeback.

You may have a point, that sort of punishment may be necessary with South Americans.
Just leave the crosses out, last time that happened a religion started, and we definitely don't need to do that again. I doubt a brass bull or just public waterboarding would be so romanticized.

Red would win by losing.

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There won't be a war because anyone from red that could run, jump, or swim is already in blue

Not the case with the vast majority of red. Anything south of Panama is pretty much impassable by foot to the US.

The least realistic part of this is the idea that all of Red would be on one side in any war.

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Even if blue was just the U.S., they'd win. Depending on the victory conditions of course. You'd have to put some crazy conditions and/or restrictions on blue to give red a chance.

>what are nukes?

To expand on this

Nuke every country's capital, continue with major cities until surrender
>ban nukes
Ok then drone strike all major economic and agricultural centers until they give in or all starve to death
>ban drones
Ok do the same but with manned aircraft
>ban all aircraft
Naval strike all coastal areas of the above, should still be enough to seriously fuck their resources + blockade all trade. Bonus points for heavily controlling the Panama canal to starve out central america fast
>no targeting agriculture
Maintain all naval blockades with a heavy focus on the panama canal, push all the way through to the panama canal and then play a game of attrition with the rest of south america

Essentially you'd have to ban almost everything that isn't ground-based for red to even have a shot. And even then if this isn't some bizarro universe where all of SA is stable blue could very easily give supplies and support to the countless factions and squabbles through SA to have them rot from the inside. Much harder for the reverse to happen (less subversive groups, less equipment and is of poorrr quality etc)

If mexico and the Caribbean were part of red, maybe it'd be closer. But even just the U.S. would probably still be able to stomp.

Honestly I think Canada could win by themselves

Probably not imo

If Canada were trying to singlehandedly invade the red territory, then yeah, but if the snow Mexicans just had to defend themselves with the US and Mexico being neutral, they’d be fine. I don’t think any South American countries can even project power that far to begin with.

Yeah but that's more of a stalemate than a victory.

However, there are single countries in SA that have navies outnumbering Canada's by a lot (brazil and columbia come to mind). Whether or not they have the range to do anything with it is up for debate

Red because of the impenetrable jungles

Canada=scalpel USA=butcher knife Mexico=machete

If we’re going with that bladed weapons analogy, the US would be more like a big-ass greatsword.