Show me a more aesthetic shotgun. I'll wait

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Oof

Checked

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Heck of a shotgun

lurk moar newfag

wait a second, are you from WA?

Nope, MO

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looks retarded

Current reports have it as being literally just a halved KSG, complete with all of the KSGs issues. Most notably the short shucking shenanigans.

Surprised that "slampig" nigger ain't here yet

banned probably

The video kel-tec did with TFB claimed that the short-shucking issues had been resolved and we're only there to begin with as a result of the dual mag thing or something along those lines.

Yep. And people who own them say thats bullshit.

yikes

Heck of a pistol

Worst part is, I actually liked the look of the contraption. But he was so god damn obnoxious I grew to hate seeing it.

Are we talking about short shucking as in "oh shit it's jammed" or as in "oh shit my hand flew in front of the muzzle and now it looks like hamburger meat thrown into a shop fan?"

>being this new

im sorry friend but it seems like you are the summer fag

I'm in favor of "slampig" being word filtered to something like shitstick or boipucci and all pictures of said boipucci resulting in permaban.

>How to out yourself as a newfag in 1 post!

Jesus fucking Christ.

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>LE MAYMAY XD BAZINGA :D

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Sup

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>seeeeethingggg

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I'm still here. I'll post some picks when I get the trigger group finished.

One heck of a shotgun.

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the coolest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again post your little "slampig" up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Jow Forums pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" shartgun, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Jow Forums posting about a fucking shotgun. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic slampigfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS GUN." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old shitpost that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

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Slampig

One heck of a shotty

...sssssseeeeeethinggggggg....

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The future looks bright

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I rate this bait 5 out of 7.

you gize know it wasnt him posting all the slam pig pics right?

Yeah

heck of a shitpost

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>You retarded noguns summer fag
Not gonna make it here kid. This user posted one helluva shotgun.

ezpz

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Cut the top of that muzzle off in case somebody tries to grab your shotgun.

Nice

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Not slampig, but your butt frustration amuses me

Does a fine job

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Suck it 1800s style cockfag.

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I second that motion. One of the dumbest fucking terms I've seen recently, especially since /b/ got axed

isnt that a destructive device? i want one

Wot happened to /b/? And I was thinking about a name change. How about Hoghammer? I took a nice one last week with it down in SE Missouri.

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Nothing happened to it.

w e w

I drove through Nope once. Nice folks.

Oh shit i forgot about that thing. Doesnt the grip function as the pump? Whats it called again?

So you are one of the retards ruining this board.

Can confirm it's an unreliable piece of shit.
Was not able to properly feed and cycle any shell length, thing constantly fails to grab, you end up repeatedly having a phantom slide.
Weight is too light so bird feels like buck, buck feels like slug etc...
Pummels you leaving the mark of firing hundreds for less than 40.
Hard crappy plastic has seams that drive right into your hand.
You can feel the plastic "bulge" or move around the shell when it actually does feed.
Spits gas/smoke right in your fucking face.

With thick gloves, a shoulder pad and gas mask you can unreliably sometimes shoot this thing as a punishing range toy.
Oh, but it does come with stickers!

I sold the fucking thing as fast as possible and took a 200 dollar hit just to flip it, fuck you keltec.
Never again.

If it wasn't for the top handle, that thing is pretty much just the shotgun from halo, isn't it?

Look more like pins not screws, screws aren't used anymore

So that's real, huh?

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Burgess shotgun, something that desperately needs a modern market equivalent

That's a damn fine looking shotgun. However, don't be one of those, "fit and finish" fags who only care about looks and not functionality. Try on a 590 for size.

Id buy the fuck out of it.

>optimized for hip fire
>has a barrel shroud
>has a shoulder thing that goes up
>high capacity mag
>no wood
>all kinds of knobs and shit on it

Shit gun but would anyone turn one down? It's the epitome of gun grabber nightmares.

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user is a man of culture

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Yikes.

I would, but after gun jesus' old video about it you dont to load or unload the spent shells, looks like a major pain in the ass.

Folded stock >>>>>> unfolded

You're a fucking retard.
Where can you feel the plastic buldge? What are you even talking about?

>ironic

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No it's not it's one heck of a shotgun

Burgess folding shotgun. I have a friend with one and it’s beyond fucking cool

I just love it so much

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We all need to stop giving that raghead attention. Most people who kill themselves for attention are usually forgotten within a week. This faggot shouldn't be any different.

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>summerfag retards actually falling for this bait
jesus christ

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(You)

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Is that a PPSH?

heck of a shotgun

>inb4 pretending to be retarded

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Nah mate they're fuckin' rad

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This thing is sexy

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the mothman slampig 590

Slampig is all I need

Oh shit, is this the shotgun from Fallout? Shit was fucking bad ass. I remember blasting super mutants in the fucking face with it. Would actually be pretty cool to own one.

heck of a shotgun

Nice gun