What comes to mind when you think of your fellow Jow Forumsommandos?

What comes to mind when you think of your fellow Jow Forumsommandos?

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>that fucking misshapen-strawberry-elbow
goddamn I'm fat but this dude is HEFTY

i hope no one takes my names on grobbulus. spent my 3 reserves on the bloodsail

>autistic
>weeb
>anime pillows
>tons of slav shit
>russian milsurp gear
>possible ethno nationalist or crossboarding poltard nowadays
>homosexual or tranny
>crossdressing for memes and not homosexual
>cum brownies
>dragon dildos
>furries
>fursuits
>possible rape innnawoods at meet ups
>might get murdered over MREs or giving the wrong looks like a glownigger would
>possible glows

sorry my own autism can't handle meeting a kommado irl

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Fat autists, noguns, and a sprinkling of competence.

Lots of eurofags who have never held or owned a gun telling me that they know more about them than an 11B

People who spend way too much money on gear and medical supplies and Gucci guns and not enough time shooting.

Impervious to the ultimate weapon. The destroyer of lives. The vagina.

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Someone like Clyde - youtube.com/watch?v=O56uucRSXS0

Its like saying a call center employee knows the most about phones because they have been issued one

Lack of showers

imagine the smell

They don't need to maintain, disassemble, and put their life in the hands of a phone for hours on end.

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Honestly, I wouldn't want to bump into another Jow Forumsommando irl. If someone gave autism a gun, that's what comes to mind and I wouldn't want to be around it.

>getting shoot
>getting gased with bleach
>getting burned by Napalm
>getting fucked by IED flashbangs
Mhh, I want to bump into another Jow Forumsommando irl. Its like a surprise of autism

I met a Jow Forumsommando on an off chance. Super weird dude, social shut-in, spoke in memes. I'd be super uneasy with him knowing where I lived. Knowing he carries a gun makes me happy to also be armed.

I know there are fairly "normal" guys on here, but I won't risk it again.

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Sugar mouthed egyptians. Oh. SUGAR MOUTHED! I don't trust you fatass trannies. We should rescind LGBT gun rights and shoot a gay bear through the chest not quite through the heart and listen to it's labored breathing and choking on blood. This is what happens when you force your gay tranny memes, you get people tired of it VERY quickly. The mods really really hate this sherbet mouth egyptian fellow.

Big Chonk, Absolute Unit

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Yep you got just about everything. Would add conspiracy theorist clown if you include visiting Jow Forumstards

I think of that fat guy that cuts up water bottles with swords that talks with his own made up accent

Every single group picture of Jow Forumsommandos has been AT LEAST 2/3rds lardasses. Like really a lot of fat fucks is what I'm getting at.

>What comes to mind when you think of your fellow Jow Forumsommandos?

I think of Otto Skorzeny for some reason.

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Kek

Most of us have probably met Jow Forumsommandos before, we just didn't act like spergs so you didn't know

Fatty bunters deserve to be gassed

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I'm pretty sure I met a guy from /x/ once. He talked about his work being haunted.
Turns out he's a confederate monarchist

Don't forget there might be the flushing of a grenade down a toilet

Fat retards with wrong opinions.

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Dummy thic weebs who are ultimately ok guys

>male
>22-26 years
>5'8"-5'11"
>150-190lbs
>predominantly skinnyfats but a number of just skinny or even healthy builds
>white
>below average to average hygiene
>average looking facial bone structure
>quiet but a sperg on the few subjects hes interested in
>cant hold a conversation with normal people but probably would with me
Check in

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IM GROWING MORE POWERFUL

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degenerate autist with a gun

Gondola put on some weight.

He's in my wall?

>Meet the MK.IV Pistol
>The deadliest handgun ever designed
>capable of shooting 2000 rounds per minute
>can mount 10x optical scopes and other assault attachments

>cumming on guns

Fuck.

Wtf

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Somebody’s been eating too many rations instead of looking for artifacts.

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god US MILfags are the most obnoxious people on earth

*never deployed

this looks like something out of border lands lmfao

Thanks this made me jump

The one guy who shoved a nugget bolt up his ass and used it as a prostate massager

>80% nogunz
>10% LARPERS
>5% Richfags showing off their shit
>5% People on a Federal watch-list who might do some serious damage someday

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>ye olde kebab remover

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After meeting some of you fucks in real life. This is the only thing I can think of anymore.

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Someone like me
>kinda fat, but not the fattest
>A few guns, but mostly normie easy to get stuff
>shoots twice a month
>okay shot, but could be better if they had the fortitude to practice

It's worrying how accurate this is. But you're missing a few things.
>has a job either part time/ full time
>Lives alone or lives with family but usually pays rent and helps them out if they need it without question
>Likes to collect/ buy surp/ prep
>Has as group of semi normie/ "based" friends that don't browse.

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Only the Kommandos you meet IRL are worth their Salt and are genuinely chill. They're very good friends with each other or practically family. After a night or so and one to two meet ups, you'll fit right in if you go with the flow and aren't completely social inept.

Everyone else is a mixed bag.

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Are you guys me?

No. But we'd get along just fine though.

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>cumming in guns

Chucklefucks who LARP, talk trash, and collect guns. I don't mind them. They're a comedic relief to the constant bs of politics.

>t. met Jow Forumsomrades Jow Forums-tards irl before

Where's the patch?

>that mask
Where to cop?

Anyone 'member that Jow Forumsommando map a few years back?
>there's a Jow Forumsommando like 5 streets from me
>I've probably walked past him irl and never thought anything of it
UwU