"The PLA are technologically inferior"

>South China Morning Post:
>Today, the Glorious People's Republic deployed new Quantum Crowd Control Devices in order to quell the rioting American terrorists who have ravaged the Glorious People's city of Hong Kong.
>These QCCDs are beyond anything that has ever been seen in any country, crafted by breathtakingly complex Chinese-native technology.
>We pray to our bush gods or communism or whatever it is we worship these days that all of these terrorists will be given no quarter and slaughtered without mercy by the divine PLA for their crimes of demanding they not be executed after mainland show trials.

>PLA are smaller than Hong kongers
But Bernie Sanders said Chinese eat better because communist government take care of hunger.

>tfw you get your ass zapped by chinese poseidon

>Stun gun on a stick
Wow, what revolutionary technology.

This is just a Japanese sasumata.
Truly incredible innovation.

Impressive.

>pitchforks with batteries
lmao

So they made cattle prods.

yes, but the protesters are guided by GAIVS JVLIVS CEASAR and the glorious roman phalanx formation.
china has no hope of quelling rome's greatest mind

I doubt that is even electrified. Its a fucking man-catcher. They've had them since the middle ages.

is this the hong kong thread?

Meh.. Filthy Chinese stolen the concept and design that Japanese already used since the glorious days of Samurai.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sasumata

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japan uses them too, they're legitimately a smart idea and would definitely be useful in the states.

They're fitted with quantum fusion reactors, as efficient as they are impressive

It's just a medieval mancatcher without the spikes. We already have them for animal control.

Hong Kong is the ultimate testing ground for modern riot tactics. You thought the ANTIFA bikelock and based stickman was the highest form of riot brawling? Try an umbrella shield wall and mancatchers.

>implessive quantam fork technology

Japanese example.

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>terrifying giant forks
jesus fucking christ media is so fucking retarded

yes, i'm sure they have a monopoly on the idea of mounting a stick on another stick
no one could ever come up with it

You are thinking about the duck formation

it's sensationalism
you gotta get clicks somehow
and if you can't hack it as a real journalist you go to shocking rephrasing or just outright blatant lies, because then you'll get the people commenting on how you're fucking stupid
any attention to them is good for them

I'm sure a lot of countries had their own version of them.

This one is european for example, intended for warfare I suppose, seems pretty deadly.

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oops i meant for

>riot police using medieval weapons and rioters using roman tactics
its going to be great

The clang will be heard again

>Hong Kong is the ultimate testing ground for modern riot tactics.
>ultimate testing ground for modern riot tactics.
>modern riot tactics.

No water cannon. Does HKPD dumb enough for not realizing the potential of massive truck spewing a high pressure water spiced with coloured dye and CS element?

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See that pole? You could fit enough 18650 cells inside to turn a gook into steaming rice on contact.

Clearly these are stolen ideas from China.

HK has to save water because it gets it all from the mainland

When I become a dictator, you'll be my minister of propaganda.

HKPD has water cannon trucks. Just google "hong kong water cannon truck"

i used to hate china

2:1

No.. They just buy it long after the riot already happened. They even just send couple of HKPD officer to France for a crash course on how to operate the machine while the riot already burning half of Hong Kong.

"While the first of three vehicles bought in 2016 is set to arrive soon, police say it will not be deployed in time for July 1 rallies because of time needed to properly train officers"

google.com/amp/s/amp.scmp.com/news/hong-kong/hong-kong-law-and-crime/article/2144369/hong-kong-police-expect-receive-anti-riot

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Dude, that article is more than a year old. Lol

Here is one from four days ago:

scmp.com/video/scmp-originals/3022481/hong-kong-polices-new-water-cannon-anti-riot-vehicles-are-ready

Because the one thing china lacks is manpower?

Pretty sure these were for moving prisoners not warfare.

The meme game with the emo japanese chick shooting up a shool with a 10/22 has enemies with those

More likely for a witches instead. (WORST witch pictured)

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>I M P L E S S I V E

What? that's a game?
Link?

Okay Pajeet

Could you imagine the media shitstorm if cops starting prodding niggers and using those poles with the loops at the end that go over peoples head?
>deys treatin us black pipos liek we iz animulz n shiet mayne!

They have. These protests are just not anywhere near "last hospitals of an Lepo Kong barrelbombed by Xi-Putin for the 5th time" as the media bubble of your choice keeps telling you.

Where have I seen this before?

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hmmm well if they were that bad I feel like they would be using something a little more powerful than water cannons

I can imagine the cgi video to go with this. 50 social credits are deposited.

Real question here. Do you think the People's Liberation Army is actually going to be send in to put down the protests? Will they be willing to risk such a thing?

Like the chinese even care about the global opinions of their actions. They got away with it in Tienanmen, they'll get away with it in Hong Kong.

I'm not really talking about global opinions more or so on the PLA getting involved this protest in Hong Kong and possibly escalating it into a armed uprising. Not really a civil war but an uprising.

Western countries should start using Tard Wranglers like this. It would be better than watching an Australian woman chase a naked immigrant swinging a knife for 15 minutes.

Sadly the most realistic direction for hong kong to go is peacefully assimilate. They're not equipped or organized enough to commit to an armed conflict but they can definitely fuck things up from inside the system through political and social sabotage.

If they do commit to an armed uprising they're going to get tomatoe pasted like the ambushed chinese students in the last day of Tienanmen square.

America took it a step further and made the stun gun a projectile.

Yes but you could have told the defenders at the Alamo the same thing. At least they made the Mexicans pay for it.

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>If they do commit to an armed uprising they're going to get tomatoe pasted like the ambushed chinese students in the last day of Tienanmen square.

>Yes but you could have told the defenders at the Alamo the same thing.

...everyone at the Alamo died, user

those have been used forever and are used to catch tigers

not like you zoomers would know anything about tigers

When did I say they didn't?

>not like you zoomers would know anything about tigers

Can confirm, am boomer and know nothing about tigers. Also, a tiger just flew over my house.

Thats a bident, used by Hades in the greek pantheon. You a confusing it Poseidon's trident

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Its Hong Kong not a large open area.
You can't even park a bike what are the Chinese going to do with a hundred tanks.
All the Chinese can do is shut down commerce, hurt the tax base and creator the banks.
This show of force is doing more economic damage then tienanmen ever did.
If the Chinese move into Hong Kong, the city may burn then what will happen to the economic zone, realistate and other businesses.

I think they have experience with the ulhurs also they know the moment a citizen is shot the world will come down on them so they are acting acordingly

Can I buy this on Amazon?

Of course not dumbass. I got mine on aliexpress.

Check alibaba

so, they using shit every fish and game department in the U.S. does to stun fish, is somehow "superior"?

>saved to my pathetic yunyun folder

Riot tactics are not really that complex, rioters have the numbers and gvt the organization whoever gets both can easily crush the other.that being said I always love a good ol riot even if it nothing is acopmlished just for the hehes.

The Japanese have police carpets. They train to get you on the ground and roll you up in a carpet as fast as possible.

hong kong police operating mobile bathing stations? truly a humanist alternative to the depredations of western societies

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they would be retarded to risk it right now.
not because they care about what the people think, but because they care what foreign companies think. investors are already getting nervous, and if anything big kicks off it would cripple HK's economy for quite a long time as investors scramble to get out, and it would also likely effect china's economy as well. although interestingly enough there has been some mix reports of a bunch of big time investors and companies threatening to pull out their money from Chinese banks in the next few days, but updates on this are difficult to get so take it with a grain of salt.

soon

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Well yeah that's just reflex sushi rolling

It's literally just a sasuma-
Oh well that

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ive lived 32 years and never heard of the word "bident" before. shame.

Morimiya middle school shooting is the name

Powerful..

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>cattle prods.
SEE RUSSIA AND CHINA ARE AS GOOD AS USA!!!
Why are they always like this about tech decades old?

Is this sexual arrasing?

Russia is well ahead in propulsion tech. We had to buy scramjet tech from them to catch up and they still outinvented us recently. Also they have fucking nuclear powered jet engines.

Why are you lumping russia and china in, it would be like some vatnik lumping america and their small island.

Isn’t a bident what the French use to wash their asses

Russia is not ahead of the US in propulsion tech. Nuclear jets have been tested in the US since the 60’s, and American gas turbines are fairly advanced compared to what’s Russia is putting out.

No, no, you’re thinking of a beret

>giant fucking cattle prod
truly amazing, it's almost like burgers didn't invent the cattle prod like a hundred fucking years ago

Would it though? That sounds pretty damn entertaining.

>giant cattle prods
>impressive
pick one chang

They already did this.

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Those forks are actually really effective in subduing people.

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That’s a bidet