How the fuck do people concealed carry...

How the fuck do people concealed carry? I have to really tighten down the belt to make the holster clip firm and it makes my fat roll up and pushes out the firearm and the whole thing is just really uncomfortable and retarded looking.

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Step 1: Run fatass

Gump cuz I have a gunt. Im 210lbs and 5'8"

Carry in a different position, lardbucket.
Being a loaf doesn't stop half the people on here from CC'ing.
Also, it could be you have a shit holster.

1. You're a disgusting fat body, go PT yourself till you're unfucked or dead

2. You're trying to carry some fuck huge gun to compensate for being a lard ass fuck bucket waste of Oxygen

3. You have a shit holster

4. You have a shit belt

$100 says all of the above is true.

I pocket carry a .380 I could never get comfortable with a holster either.

>Fat
Lmao, but fr use a shoulder holster, fanny pack or lose the weight

>gun owner
>fat

Every time.

I conceal just fine. Just hold up one roll, holster and let go of the roll.

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1. Insert holster with gun
2. Cinch really, really tight
3. Gently lay muffin top on holster to conceal

Viola. Just be sure and periodically use a toothpick to scrape out the "yellow cake" that will form in the grooves and creases of the firearm.

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Don't pocket carry pussy, tape that shit to your forehead. I bet you pocket carry with one in the chamber.

>clip

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Exercise, or utilize all the cargo shorts pockets we all know you own.

but what do you do when tactical fatty dies

OWB, undershirt, and button down shirt, left unbuttoned. Good holster and good belt go without saying. I like to wear undergarment suspenders to help keep pants up, as opposed to tightening belt.

>hiding a gun on my booty

It's like holding in a huge fart, in a quiet church, for the entire day.

I conceal a 29 and 38 rounds of 9x25 Dillon in skinny jeans all the time it's easy and comfortable how are you all so bad at such simple things?

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> Euroland
> Surrounded by niggers

I’m somewhere in between skinny and skinnyfat, and I need to lose some weight. I can still CC a Glock 28 IWB without too much trouble, I just wear a longer shirt. If you have trouble CCing you need to lose weight too.
Also what holster you have matters a lot. I got a custom made one for a gift and holy cow that thing is amazing, way better than the nylon one I have.

How does that dude in the background have such an obscenely huge gut? The rest of him looks proportioned like a fairly normal dude, but he's got this massive pouch of lard hanging down in front of him.

Have you tried not being fat?

Appendix and let the belly fat roll overtop of the grip so the transition from gun to belly is seamless.

This is how I do it and it feels really bad

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Fat stacks on to people in different ways. Some guys have the massive guts, some have pear shaped bodies where it seems they get it all in their hips.

I'm almost 400lbs and have no problem cc'ing a glock 43 at 3 or 3:30.

It's digging into your hip, isn't it?
Consider my post above if you haven't tried appendix carry yet.

>gunt
Pls b in minneapolis

Where do you live that you have a Glock 28

Bet you have the outline of your gun imprinted into your gut by the end of the day

Fug ya got me

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Have you ever considered pocket carry?

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How do you guys deal with your stomach hairs being pulled when holstering your gun?

stop being fat
its bad for your health and inhibits your ability to conceal

textured grips fuck me the most

Undershirts.

>still desperately trying to justify buying your overpriced snowflake basic bitch +p 9mm

>being a glutton in 2019

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>hard kombucha
What the fuck?
Also, if you've got a gut and can't figure out AIWB, you're probably too stupid to be carrying a firearm.

Don’t worry about looks. If you’re fat, you’re already retarded looking.

How do you feel about the ones chambered in .357?

Clean your fucking pubes out of the sink

>appendix hurts my stomach/leg
>iwb at 4 oclock sticks out like mad when i bend more than 5 degrees
Being a skeleton and trying to carry is hell

Fat fucks can conceal the easiest, dumbass.

>$530 for a quality firearm
>Overpriced
Poorfag detected. Probably nogunz too.

How does appendix hurt your leg? Stop trying to conceal a Raging Bull.

>.32 projectile
>basic bitch +P
>9mm
>.38 projectile

Don't even try. If brains were dynamite he wouldn't have enough to blow his nose.

I pocket carried a Beretta 84 just fine, I don't see the issue people have.

>overpriced

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Lose weight fat fuck

That's his beard, user.

This user knows the way.
>another fat CC
Performance fabric undershirt to prevent chafing.
OWB leather pancake without a stiffener so that it will conform.
Quality stiff belt.

I don't have to bring out the pictures again do I?

you need fork putdowns tubby

>some have pear shaped bodies where it seems they get it all in their hips.
Mostly guys that have high estrogen

this is the first time ive ever heard someone online use that phrase holy shit you remind me of my mother

Agreed
Also, I'm a fat fuck who is PTing himself unfucked. It's not hard. I was 300 lbs at start of year and now I'm 250, hoping to get down to 220 by end of year
>paleo diet ftw
>HIIT cardio, my dude.

Be suuuuper obese and then smoke crack/meth and lose like 250lbs in 6mo.

calorie deficit is the most important part of any diet. Also vitamins and making sure you get adequate nutrition.

>demonic trips
Well shit. Guess I'm gonna be a Chad again by 2020

Have you considered not being a faggot? Carry a regular gun and drink beer like your parents would want. You're a failure to your dad and you know it. No amount of hipster calibers and "alcoholic" drinks can change that.

On the opposite extreme will I have any issues with a pistol like the CZ P01/PCR if I’m 5’10” 140 lbs?

good job and nice trips user

trying to go back down to 180 from 202, at 195 now... attempting to lose weight when you get old is misery

>paleo
cringe and sheep-pilled

Invest in a treadmill, you fat fuck!

Great choice of weapons.
Should be able to AIWB them under an untucked shirt easily.
Would want a sweat shield and a slick undershirt.

pocket carry

Fuck, I meant 19.

Either shave or eat the pain.

Im 5'11 trying to drop down to 170lb for the summer next year current at 190ish i want to see my abs for the first time in my life. I used to run half marathons and lift but stopped after awhile also i still managed to eat enough to not lose a crap ton of weight.