Is there anything I can legally carry to defend myself as a britbong? Not trying to start a pol debate...

Is there anything I can legally carry to defend myself as a britbong? Not trying to start a pol debate, I was recently mugged by a 6 coloured gentlemen who pulled a knife on me. Anything that gets around the strict laws? I can't seem to find anything and it doesn't feel good knowing I'm at the mercy of any ape who decides to carry a knife. Laws only being relevant to law abiding citizens seems to be lost on our government.

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Dehumanize yourself and face the bloodshed

make a fertilizer bomb and go IRA on them

Making a fertiliser bomb might be slightly impractical and frowned upon by the police.

Dont carry valuables. Dont let your womenfolk go out alone. Travel in groups of 4 or more.

In that case can I borrow some of your friends?

Fucking liar, knifes are illegal in Britain and diversity is strength!

Carry a koran everywhere, wear the local soccer team jersey.

Is a Koran heavy enough to put someone to the ground in one hit?

Stupid dumb frogposting scum

>I wonder who could be behind this post

clearly knives are pretty effective in your neck of the woods

Make knives out of the bones of your local magistrate

Are collapsible batons legal? If your country is too cucked to allow you to defend yourself with guns or knives, move down the list. Bludgeoning weapons, pepper spray, tazers, those pointy tactical pens, a high powered pen laser, feather

Muslims only fuck with non-muslims. If you are fucked with by a non-muslim dude, yell in arabic and muslims will rush out of the woodwork to behead your assailant.

None of those are legal. Except the feather unless you're carrying it for the purpose of self defense then it's illigal.

har'zha is "shit"
shit'ta fuk'at is "it's only rain"
sook'kruun is "thank you"
not proper transliterations, but good to know, bonglander

buttlubes and vinegar

1. prelube butthole in anticipation for attack
2. carry spare bottle
3. use the vinegar to neutralize acid attack for being a faggot

this should cover all your options and is acceptable to the local constabulary

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If you want to own firearms, immigrate to America or buy one illegally.

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Buy a 7 watt laser pointer. Two high drain 26650 lions powering a massive 445nm diode the thing throws a 2 foot wide beam at 40 yards instant cornea damage permanent blindness no remake

buy your own knife, as you’ve seen your gay ass laws can’t protect you

>still frogposting in 2019

Carrying literally anything "for the purpose of self defence" is explicitly illegal, so what you need to do is carry something for which you could have a good reason to carry. And don't carry a knife, everyone gets cut up in a knife fight.

>6 against 1
A gym membership and some running shoes dude. There's no winning that fight without a gun and even then it wouldn't be an easy win.

Why do you follow laws that harm you by following them more than by not following them?

I'd say you'd be a lot more harmed being picked up by police on weapons charges