I'm afraid we're all out of .308 today, is there anything else I can get you, sir?

I'm afraid we're all out of .308 today, is there anything else I can get you, sir?

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This legit has happened to me twice at two different ranges.

i'll take some uhh... green tip and fiocchi blue tip 5.56

How are this seasons twinks? Last year they were soggy

I never understood this /tv/ meme

How are the crab legs this evening?

>move to front of line
>Can I get UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHH

Exaggerated movie theater experiences. Although honestly I'm surprised that many theaters in America does not have their seats numbered at all.

Most theaters have numbered seats, but you’re generally free to sit anywhere in most films. During releases with a large amount of people attending, you’ll generally have to pick an assigned seat when you buy your ticket, though.

You know funny you mention that because I was thinking about how I have never thought of any small detail of the daily life in your country ever. Please stop obsessing over us, it's pathetic

>tfw you wanted to go watch a comfy movie but you end being the designated shooter

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where are my Alaskan Snow Crab legs, Robert?

Thanks, but i dont shoot that, its underpowered
Itll be 30-06 for me

*works lever on 336*
Pardner...

>uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>a uh mufuckin uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

There is nothing exaggerated about what we have to put up with at indoor ranges. Nobody is going to kick out the guy who put a brake on his AR-15 derivative or has a "pistol/SBR" AK-47 for all the concussion he causes. You will not be getting a refund for the target swaying side-to-side because of the broken conveyor. Shooting on public land is like having a home theater

"Got any 7.62mm NATO?"

I'll have some crab legs and a go at the range trap. That'll be all today Robert thx

Out of .308? Well that's okay Robert I'll shoot my old 12 gauge today, I'll take a box of 10 live wood pigeons and some falcon chow for my bud here. How's the bird hunting enclosure looking after Sundays rain?

Unfortunately not, sir. The fudds have caught on to the similarity and have cleaned us out. We restock tomorrow, try then.
Both good choices, the crab legs are particularly good today, the new chef has found his stride here. The range trap will be busy with another customer, but Gould be done by the time you've eaten.
Unfortunately the rain has left the outdoor enclosure rather soggy throughout. If your bird has a wing span under four feet you may want to try our indoor enclosure, it is surprisingly realistic.

Oh the indoor enclosure was finished? Thanks Robert, here's your tip
I'll see you on the way out

Don't fucking @ me retard, I was commenting on how pathetic europoors are.

Any .45 long colt?

Thank you sir, do enjoy.
We carry several loadings, including black powder cartridges for antique firearms and reenactors.

Sup' nig

....fuck, yeah validate my parking because I'm leaving

It's better, but having a range on your own land is best.

Hey Robert, yall got any 45mm ammo for my new 1911?

can I rapid fire on the range today Robert? I've been a loyal customer for 3 years, i feel like I've proven im responsible.

Hey hey robert my man! Just get me a few boxes of 9mm and a corner lane, will ya? A few lobster tails couldn't hurt, and uhhhhhhhhhh and I'll take a jungle bunny negress for the finale. I'm feelin spicy today rob mosquito must've gave me jungle fever heh. I'm gonna pay in cash so the old lady doesnt see the card statement, ahaha yeah man married life you know how it is. What's my total?

>use time in line to look though the menu board

What does this range have in way of bourbon, my good man?

absolute lad

Something that can kill 200 people.

No, I'm not some white dude in a walmart.

Sir, I must ask you to behave yourself or be removed.
Again, my apologies. Our next shipment will be this Thursday, and we made sure to double the usual amount.
Oh user, playful as ever! Of course we don't have a non existent round, but in a similar vein we do have a case of 40mm HE on the 'sandlot' range. Please try a complimentary sample round out of the rental M79.
Sir! With credentials like those trips you may rapid fire any day you care to.
We have managed to obtain a bottle of Pappy Van Winkle, sir. Would you care for a nip before or after you shoot?

Hey robert

Afternoon user, welcome back! I remember your target from last time you were here, most impressive.

based black man, may I please have some popcorn and chocolate raisins

Oh hey Robert, when's the next showing of Rambo? And I guess I might as well order a popcorn sprinkled with 9mm, no make that 10mm.

No but could you tell me if you if the mandatory post-shooting showers are shared?

Don't be rude to Robert

everyone i know does this stupid shit. they check their phones or just bullshit and when we get to order, i order, look to them, and they go "uhhhhh"
its gotten to the point where i park in the parking lot, tell them to smack their fucking lips, and decide what they want to fucking eat before we go through drive-thru.

>I've never bothered learning or buying a handloading manual because I'm illiterate

Hi Robert. Do I have to use the manlet lanes again today? The three foot tall counters suck, I don't wanna have to bend over everytime I need to reload my mags. I'm not even that short.
And I'll take a box of tokarev please.

for me itll be 44 mags and a deagle

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>Indoor trap shooting

I sure wonder how they'd turn a dome into a back-stop. Tons of foam, maybe? It's only birdshot.

>Again, my apologies. Our next shipment will be this Thursday, and we made sure to double the usual amount.
thanks for the heads up. glad i used the parking garage instead of the valet this time

Yes, my friend. On rocks if you please, and a box of your finest 000 buck, were expecting a new 12ga and we want to buy it a coming home present

Holy fucking faggot. Kick out all the loud guns lol my paper target swayed kick that guy out too. What model CZ do you have?

At nigga, you gon give me all yo 12 gauge. All yo c9 clips, and all yo money if you don't want clapped

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>Be range trap
>Trying to serve comped sushi and macaroni and cheese
>This fat dude in clown makeup keeps fallowing me around
>He keeps quoting FBI crime statistics and suicide rates under his breath
>Rank-ass body odor masked with gallons of Axe
>He occasionally waddles away to pink with his PSA AR so he doesn't get kicked out
>He's not even the range jester, he's out with a sprained ankle
>The buff orc lady that lets me touch her fully auto pre-ban TEC-9 and wood furniture G3 isn't here today

Just one more week until I can swap out with the other one, that day can't come soon enough.

>The clown guy has to use the manlet lanes

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Oh God Oh fuck

To get to Robert, you'll have to get through me

Er, Robert, HOW long did you say you've worked here, exactly?

How much is the >girlfriend experience an hour again?

>crack
Don’t worry son, I’m not lookin’ for that child’s round. I’ll take all the .270 Win you’ve got.
>sip

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>tfw 16" AR with a J-Comp on it
>people still won't shoot in the lane next to me
Stop being a little babby.

>

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Back off, whiteboii, 'fore I make you choke down muh nine

Shiiiiieeet

>tfw an aspiring rapper tryina dindu nuffin and raise money fo muh church and some whyte boy decided to shoot me
This needs to stop, now.

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>buying ammo at the range
Wow I wish I was rich enough to senselessly waste money

You may indeed sir. There's a free refill on the popcorn if you sweep your lane before you leave.
We have private ones and a communal one to make our European guests feel more at home, your preference, sir.
13:10 sir. We just had the seats reupholstered, I hope you find them comfortable.
I'm afraid that if the range eagle deems you to be a manlet you must use the manlet lanes. However, between you and I, her eyesight has faded some in her old age and if you are near the cutoff a thick pair of boots may get you past her.
All of it, sir? You pockets truly run deep! I shall fetch the forklift.

You wouldn't happen to have prophylactics on hand, would you? Thought I might have a ride on the cz owners wife but thought itd be wise to hedge my bets. I'm sure you understand

Excuse me, Robert. Might you direct me to the grabber beating competition? I'm feeling confident that this year I can match the record

While you've been yammering away, I bet you didnt even notice the feeling of that barrel pressed into your gut. Any last words?

Ay man, I wuz jus playin... rita robbie? Robert knows I wasnt r-really tryna roll up on him like that. I dindu muffin man.

You colonizers cant do this to me.. We wuz kangs an shit. Robert knows he shouldn't be working for you honkies

Bang

>when the range concessions stand clerk has more killers than most rappers
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can i get uHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Nobody harms Robert

*SCHLOP* *SCHLOP* *SCHLOP* *SCHLOP* *SCHLOP* *SCHLOP* *SCHLOP* *SCHLOP* *SCHLOP* *SCHLOP* *SCHLOP* *SCHLOP* *SCHLOP* *SCHLOP* *SCHLOP* *SCHLOP* *SCHLOP* *SCHLOP* *SCHLOP* *SCHLOP* *SCHLOP* *SCHLOP* *SCHLOP* *SCHLOP*

Isnt this the non furfagging part of the range? How dare you do that Infront of a respectable lady impersonator

Boy you be talking to robert, if you talk like that again to him we will fag drag you.

Got it, faggot?

Hey robert, dont want anything but just wanted to say I appreciate your putting up with all of us and I hope we can count on you staying with us for many more years... Unlike Gary...

Back again, user?

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Best we got is lobster my guy

I mean I do that as well, but they also have good prices and a decent amount of surplus ammo of all types. (but its a based range and store, that gets some questionable stuff for its members)

I do that shit automatically. Even when I know what I want I STILL say "I'd like uhh, "
I don't drag it out forever but fuck man it's second nature and I hate it

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>one handed shootin with cigrit in the other

Fucking based

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Can I get, uhhh...
A half case of 32ACP, another half case of 32NAA...let's see, ummm a...how about a full case of 380ACP. Fuck a duck what else was I looking for, Oh Yeah, another half case of 38LC and that'll do me.

gimmie a whitebox of 9mm then

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Fantastic image

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So the only way to get good Jow Forums humor threads is to not post "Jow Forums humor" in the OP

I'll take a couple boxes of .32 Winchester special and some large rifle primers.
Do you carry real black powder by chance? I don't use substitutes.

Is it cosplay day for the range trap? If so, what's >she wearing today?

You might as well just ask him to shit directly the magazine of your gun.

>reflexively goes to take another drag while shooting the future doctor

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Check your system to see if there's any 7.62 x 51 in stock, willya?

Is /tv/ the only board making worthwhile memes at this point?

>live in Oregon
>near Antifa HQ
>every indoor range charges you for bringing in your own ammo

Fuck them, I just drive to washington for indoor shooting.