Okay, Jow Forums. You've overthrown the King of a banana republic and named yourself El Presidente for life...

Okay, Jow Forums. You've overthrown the King of a banana republic and named yourself El Presidente for life. What service rifle would you equip your military with, keeping cost constraints and possible Western arms embargoes in mind?

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Well ideally I'd go with a .308 like the G3 or FAL but if a western embargo really fucked me I would go with an ak variant or the vz.58 if it would save me some money.

Some AK pattern rifle, mayhaps a 200 series or something.
Doubtful Russia would levy an arms embargo against you, and they'd likely even give you cooler shit if you managed to piss off the west.

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galil ace in 7.62x39. The jews would sell to anyone whose got money

Cheapest full auto that won't shoot itself apart. It's retarded to think you can stand up to a foreign power with small arms over tactics; whatever leaves you the most money elsewhere is gonna be the most valued.

>whatever leaves you the most money elsewhere is gonna be the most valued
You're right, gold statues of El Presidente aren't just going to build themselves.

Excellent for dealing with dissidents of the snake variety

I wish I had picked up one of the Lever action ones for the lulz when they were cheap at WalMart
They are hard to come by now

AK-47 or AK-74 obviously.

whatever leaves you the most money elsewhere is gonna be the most valued.
So... domestically made pot metal smigs? They're what won ww2, after all.

The STEN, cheap enough that I have plenty of private jet money left over, good in close range fights (which is what jungle combat would be) and if I get embargoed a fucking bicycle shop could still crank these out by the dozens.

Stoner 63 in .338

BM59s for everyone!

Oh look a UK legal handgun

Realistically, old Soviet or Chinese AKM’s I could get for cheap

But if we’re talking total-fantasy-whatever-the-fuck-I-want, an army of Gucci’d out Vepr’s would be nice

But also if I promise the US I won’t become communist I’ll probably have surplus M16A2’s out the ass

The only handgun legal in Britain is the Quran

I would do what Iraq did and buy millions of new production Hungarian AK63's with my banana money.

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everyone gets an akm except vehicle crews and my palace guards and me who get sexy underfolding zastava m92s

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Production stopped in 2001, though

MAC-11

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This but akimbo per guard/soldier

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>Western arms embargoes in mind
>not keeping good relations with americucks and russians while doing bussiness with chinks on the side
>not importing millions of europeans to help the country grow intellectually to have a decent military complex
Just don't be a commie, don't start killing the oposition in masse and don't lay down censorship on the media and you should be fine with most western countries.

>import europeans
>They start throwing acid on the locals and harassing them for not following Islam.
>locals overthrow you... out of a helicopter
>50 years later, fat losers on a forum makes jokes about you being executed in a particular fashion

Yugo SKS
put focus on grenade launching proficiency

no need for bullets
Western trained "counter revolutionaries" try to make landing, only men that land on the beach wash ashore with some reassembly required.

Maybe twice as much banana money will get it restarted?