Let me try making this short

Im a depressed fat fuck with a shitty family, and one of there fiascos could have literally ended my life this week. I suffered organ failure and major pains, I take care of family member thats that will be too retarded and brainwashed not ban them from my property. I feel like knocking there fucking lights out but the problem is im a 5'11 manlet. Im thinking of either living my life in the wild and back packing starting a new, or just hanging myself im tired of everything. So any manuals of living in the wild or starting a new, i know this country is fucking hard and retarded if you dont have an idea or cash. So help me out here.

>inb4 pussy

fuck off kike, im done with this shit. They didnt even say sorry either or even kiss my ass it pisses me off.

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>I feel like knocking there fucking lights out but the problem is im a 5'11 manlet.
>>/fit

> thinking of either living my life in the wild
>>/out

Go to the gym

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seriously though user, gl

I don't care if this is a shitty meme, but you're going to make it. I'll post some infographics afterwards.

In the meantime, find out the nicest park in your area, and go for a walk there. What you need to do is see some beautiful natural things and you need to do it right now.

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Learning to deal with cuts and shit is good.

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>starting a new
>manuals
Hello user, I abandoned my family and only maintain contact with 1 person back home at this point.
The trick is you just gotta fucking make the plunge. The shitty part is you probably come off as a cold-hearted son of a bitch when you do this and it will burn bridges.

For me, I don't have social media or anything so the only way anyone can contact me is via email (of which none of them know), phone, or mail. I didn't change my number and eventually the calls stopped. I never answered.
You say you have no money but you'll need some to at least set up somewhere else, even if it's only enough to start living in an apartment and then job hunting.
You may have to take shitty jobs, but life is easier when you can focus on yourself and avoid undue drama.
All in all, to do this you need to set clear goals and create a plan, then just act on it. The plan won't be perfect, you'll hit some hurdles, but you figure it out at that point because you have no choice.
I'd say you also need to outline why you're doing everything you're doing before you do it. Justify it to yourself. Write it down and give it a lot of thought. It's possible you may be over reacting and relationships are worth mending. I thought about my situation for months before making the call to cut all ties.

The military, btw, is a great way to start over. You'll need to stop being so fat, though.

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>He doesn't put spare clothing and socks into zip lock baggies or waterproof bags

In order to actually live on the outskirts of society and rough it on a daily basis you have to be pretty healthy. At your height you should weight 155lbs, have verified you have a structurally healthy heart, along with normal healthy range blood pressure and BPM, have built up somewhat decent walking stamina, and learned a thing or two about living out of a bag, IE, living with everything you need, carried on your person. Just sleeping out in the woods in a tent homeless if your unprepared, and unhealthy isn’t really too realistic. I’ll go ahead and dump some old-Jow Forums info graphs but seriously think about what your doing, and where you’re going. Your ancestors in the 1800’s probably lived outside for extended periods of time, and it wasn’t spending your free time frolicking in gentle grass fields.

How could anyone understand this word salad.

Jesus fuck. What organ failed, your fucking brain?

I stopped doing this because it fucks up the elastic in your socks. I just rolled them up and stored them that way without putting socks around it. Pack it tight and they stay rolled up without ruining anything.

Ok user.
Get to therapy. Cognitive Behavioral Therapy works. Failing Therapy go read "10 Rules for life" by Jordan Peterson. Make notes as you read through the book about how to APPLY those rules to your life. Get motivated. Is there anything you want? Make a plan to make it happen. Just wanting things won't fix it.
You want to start over? You want to backpack across the country? Wishing will not make it happen, PLANNING for it will. Get fit. Go to the gym. Start hiking. Cut out all sugar for starters. Soda too. Being fat is adding to your depression and making it worse. I've been there. Whatever it takes, fix it.

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Don't just "into the wild" unless you're trying to die of starvation.
There are no quick fixes user. You didn't get where you are overnight. You won't get out in a day. But you CAN get out. You can still improve your life.
Good luck user.

Most of this applies to many old rifles.

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Sometimes you have to make difficult decisions and be upfront with your family. And sometimes that decision includes leaving them, setting down an ultimatum, or kicking them out. Because if you’re 100% sure it’s going to end with you or them dead, what’s the fucking difference at that point?

Both these guys are correct

I think that's the problem with most infographics on Jow Forums- they are either about things that are obsolete and already surpassed, or they were never good ideas to begin with.

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>12* Rules for Life by JP
People will shit on this but I got it for fun to see what the hype was about and it's a nice, easy read that tells you how to get on track.
It boils down to self responsibility but it helps to get metaphors and real world examples for each rule.

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user this guy is fat and has had organ failure. he's not going to survive innawoods without a lot of training.
Realtawk people like OP don't have the discipline to train themselves before going off innawoods to larp an either die or go back home.

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That or they leave out key steps or ingredients, so you kinda know what's up, still have to wing it.

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