Patch Thread

If anyone's going to dragon con, I'll be dressed as confederate infantry. Holler at me.

Cringe thread

Thank you for your input

Ugh. You posted cringe, bruh. Bruh, you posted cringe. Cringe City, bruh.

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>vocaroo.com/i/s0EkDdSP8xuN
this is ACTUALLY cringe

You forgot Redpilled, Schizo user.

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Don't let it die it's only just begun

Patch when?

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SECURE THAT BURGER TOWN

Wheres the it aint me from?

etsy.com/shop/AgarthaDesignsUSA?
They haven't posted in a while, though.

HITMAN 1-1 TO HITMAN ACTUAL
DENVER OMELET SECURED.
WAS DELICIOUS, HOW COPY?

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Lub u 2 bb

Make more patches Apricot please!!

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N33t Burger patch when?

london.eater.com/2019/8/29/20838126/lewis-hamilton-vegan-beyond-meat-neat-burger-restaurant-london

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Anyone making angel beats patches?

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Lads, what would be the best way to transform a iron or "standard" patch in a velcro patch ? Received a bunch from etsy and they don't feature velcro on some of them.

I think some people use a fabric glue, I suppose you could sew it to the velcro as well? others will know better than I

>sewing

Too dumb. Glue seems a nice solution.

yeah sewing seemed fairly redundant but I'd be dumb enough to try it personally

Black Mesa and Americaball arrived yesterday

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Still lurk every now and then, maybe i should restock the It Aint Me since i lost my computer to make any new ones

Who’s got the best kube patch

Good shit, dude.

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She does for pk bacon and some other non-chan vendors.

I like kommando stores's red version but it's out of stock.

Is skinwalker ded?

I like kommando stores's red version but it's out of stock.

Is skinwalker ded?

That's the shit

Labor day coupon is active through next Tuesday, the 3rd. Patch thread gets first dibs. Use code "Haymarket" to get 25% off your order.

Pic is the embroidered logo on a new shirt in the shop.

I'm not ded, I was out of town and have been trying to post, I keep getting errors tho.

Sadly, therefore we have to keep hearing about her and seeing her mug posted in every single thread. God forbid more women get into the patch game or do art for patches.

Well fellas, closed my shop. It was a good run, turned a profit at least. But I'll come back in a few months bigger than ever! I have grand dreams for my shop, and will either soar OR die horribly on the jagged rocks below. You've all been fucking great to me, and I love all of you! With school and shit going on, I won't be around to lurk threads or sell patches, though if anyone is selling cryptid patches, I'm sure to cop! Signing off for now, I'll see you all this december or january!

Best of luck to you guys!

Love ya, no homo!

-Cryptopatch
P.S. I'll be announcing my new store the next time I post, if someone uses this name they're an impersonator or a shill or something. Tell them to eat skinwalker cock.

Well fellas, closed my shop. It was a good run, turned a profit at least. But I'll come back in a few months bigger than ever! I have grand dreams for my shop, and will either soar OR die horribly on the jagged rocks below. You've all been fucking great to me, and I love all of you! With school and shit going on, I won't be around to lurk threads or sell patches, though if anyone is selling cryptid patches, I'm sure to cop! Signing off for now, I'll see you all this december or january!

Best of luck to you guys!

Love ya, no homo!

-Cryptopatch
P.S. I'll be announcing my new store the next time I post, if someone uses this name they're an impersonator or a shill or something. Tell them to eat skinwalker cock.

Still waiting on those feet pics in those blue flip flops patchcraft

im still waiting for sticky tummy pics

still waiting for sticky tummy

New stuff. 3 restocks all from a newer company so have some bugs to work out.
I cant see well on no step but I think the green is just too dark

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Wrong name, dumbass.

>try to help skinny out earlier because of connection errors
>make my own post
>connection error
>posts
>with skinny's name

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You're alive!
Thank god for that hazard suit!

fucking connection errors constantly

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Skinny! How could you betray NEET like this?!

looks great skin, glad to see you finally infiltrated neet's store. Looking forward to purchasing your wares in the future

But realtalk, HECU font might be illegible. I know it's the accurate font to the game hud, but at that current size, it's too small in some places. I'd either increase the patch size an inch, or reslect to a different half-life font.
The mask-helm looks really damn good, though.

it worked! This is the pic I was talking about here:

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I made an edgy version of the SSS patch awhile back.

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And here's a normal logo as well.

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Holy shit we're back again?

Got the rest of the patches in this morning, both from Upotte we gotM16A4 USAandT91: No Stock No Problem. With these patches the rest of the restock from last week will go up. Also I found some Little Witch Sucy DEA patches so they'll go up too. They'll go live August 31st 12pm MST.

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Lol wrong name, dumby

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>HECU font might be illegible
Agreed. Either needs more spacing or just different font altogether

its 7AM dummy aren't you supposed to be asleep? :^

I wish

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>posts at least 60 seconds apart
Have NEET and Skinny actually been the same person all this time?

>Ai absorbs several stores
>as does NEET
>NEET "buys" Ai
>Skinny is specializing in pinups while NEET does obscure

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it would be the most spectacular schitzoposting I have ever seen and I would buy neetwalker a beer

Wait

>NEET gone for 3 months winter 2017
>Ai disappears February 2018 right after NEET came back

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oh fuck

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Don't believe me?
It's all in the numbers.
One: That's Terror.
Two:

NEETs taking all the heat as NEETpatchguy so he can run all the other stores from behind the scenes. He had to "buy" Ais stock so he could stop shipping it from Canada. Post when Skins stuff starts coming from Minnesota.

Sticker I followed you on instagay. You have cute doggers.

kek I just watched the episode of tfbtv that features our very own yuropoor that he posted on insta, good shit. here's the link if anyone cares, the part starts around 10:40 youtube.com/watch?v=itwzLAXpgAc

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>tfb tv
gross

>Surprised that some youtubefag shows off shit he gets for free in the mail
???

never said i was surprised, i know how their mailroom episodes work, anyone can send anything, i just liked the besh segment

no u

if you unironically watch tvb tv you are either brand new to guns or a fag

>why not both
i don't watch it for information, but for fun. if you don't like it you don't have to watch it, i just thought i'd share

>TOP 5 GUNS BUILT FOR RECTAL PLEASURE

where did you get that Florida patch

that's entertainment for me, but valuable information for you :^)

sure thing Alex

this

>Agreed. Either needs more spacing or just different font altogether
I REALLY want to have that font work, though, because it's from the game.
Even if it might be illegible in places, I'd prefer it myself- but I think I'm in the minority saying that.

I hope everyone's have a great and productive day.

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>productive
Work canceled, so no!

What are you doing with your day?

If yall are some good boys, maybe.

Sticky's tummy is cute.

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Collating yesterdays data from the /v/ halo thread
posting in the /a/ buyfag general
getting this month's patches together for a shot of what I picked up in August

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and a quick reference for the marine designs:

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So much shitposting

>people actually like 4 and 5's ODSTs

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Sounds relaxing.

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Thanks user, it is.
Power went out, though, so now I'm just working on adding loop backing to my backlog of patches that don't have it yet.

Give 'em hell for me, user.

She's in my frens! And my expectations have been blown away! She looks AMAZING and is 100% embroidered!

komfykrafts.com/

Also...

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...Buns & Guns will be available as a patch and sticker in a couple of weeks! :3

Uncensored pic here:
imgur.com/a/nj7MCuj

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>not merrowed

Garbage

rude
But I agree

Dicks. A large bag of them. Eat them.

It looks fucking great and I love it.

I like it