One day while innawoods a mysterious figure claiming to be an angel of the holy murder/k/ube rises before you and...

One day while innawoods a mysterious figure claiming to be an angel of the holy murder/k/ube rises before you and offers you a gun and magazine pouch that magically regenerates ammo for said gun for your many years of service to the Jow Forumsube, and of course you gladly accept.
There is a catch though, the moment you take the gun all your other guns disappear, and any gun you touch afterwards also magically phase out of reality. On top of this, a great civil war fast approaches.

The first gun you roll is the gun that was handed to you, how fucked are you?
guns.fandom.com/wiki/Special:Random

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guns.fandom.com/wiki/Browning_Hi-Power
guns.fandom.com/wiki/PPSh-41
guns.fandom.com/wiki/Shkval
guns.fandom.com/wiki/Gebauer_machine_cannon
guns.fandom.com/wiki/STK_50MG
guns.fandom.com/wiki/Kolibri_single-shot_pistol
guns.fandom.com/wiki/Howa_Type_96
guns.fandom.com/wiki/Heckler_&_Koch_MG4?file=Hk_mg4_1.jpg
guns.fandom.com/wiki/Winchester_Model_1895
guns.fandom.com/wiki/.750_Nitro_Express
guns.fandom.com/wiki/Encom_pistol
guns.fandom.com/wiki/Špitálský_Model_1879
guns.fandom.com/wiki/KOP-PAL_submachine_gun
guns.fandom.com/wiki/7.92×107mm_Maroszek
guns.fandom.com/wiki/Reibel_machine_gun
guns.fandom.com/wiki/Handflammpatrone_DM34
guns.fandom.com/wiki/AO-64
guns.fandom.com/wiki/Puckle_gun
guns.fandom.com/wiki/Colt_Walker
guns.fandom.com/wiki/NDR
guns.fandom.com/wiki/Mauser_1914
guns.fandom.com/wiki/Vickers_K
guns.fandom.com/wiki/VBR_GP
guns.fandom.com/wiki/Steyr-Solothurn_S17-100
guns.fandom.com/wiki/Special:Random
guns.fandom.com/wiki/.303_British
guns.fandom.com/wiki/PIAT
guns.fandom.com/wiki/Sedgley_fist_gun
guns.fandom.com/wiki/Type_97_automatic_cannon
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MSBS_rifle
guns.fandom.com/wiki/EMER-K1
guns.fandom.com/wiki/BSA_Autorifle
guns.fandom.com/wiki/Atchisson_.22_submachine_gun
guns.fandom.com/wiki/Improvised_firearm
guns.fandom.com/wiki/Blaser_R93_Tactical
guns.fandom.com/wiki/Al_Quds
guns.fandom.com/wiki/Hornady
guns.fandom.com/wiki/Colt_M1902
guns.fandom.com/wiki/AMT_AutoMag_V
guns.fandom.com/wiki/Panzerschreck?file=Panzerschreck43.png
guns.fandom.com/wiki/Thompson_submachine_gun
guns.fandom.com/wiki/Lahti_L-39
guns.fandom.com/wiki/Petter_Mle_1939
guns.fandom.com/wiki/Owen_gun
guns.fandom.com/wiki/Dreyse_needle_gun
guns.fandom.com/wiki/ZH-29
guns.fandom.com/wiki/Type_97_aircraft_machine_gun
guns.fandom.com/wiki/Glisenti_Model_1910
guns.fandom.com/wiki/FX-05_Xiuhcoatl
guns.fandom.com/wiki/Colt_CM901
guns.fandom.com/wiki/Gepárd_anti-materiel_rifle
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guns.fandom.com/wiki/Browning_Hi-Power
>vintage wonder 9
Could have been worse I guess.

guns.fandom.com/wiki/PPSh-41
I might be fine.

Heck of a shotgun

guns.fandom.com/wiki/Shkval

Is this good?

This will be fun

guns.fandom.com/wiki/Gebauer_machine_cannon

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Uhhhh. Well. It could be worse?

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BASED

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>Underfolder bullpup AK
What the fuck is this shit?

>guns.fandom.com/wiki/STK_50MG
G-guess I gotta start lifting

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I'll take it.

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guns.fandom.com/wiki/Kolibri_single-shot_pistol

fuck you angel

M2 FLAMETHROWER
Y'all folks ready for a barbecue?

>Howa Type 96 AGL
guns.fandom.com/wiki/Howa_Type_96

AVE NEX ALEA!

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Would it be to much to have a never ending belt running from the magic ammo bag?

guns.fandom.com/wiki/Heckler_&_Koch_MG4?file=Hk_mg4_1.jpg

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Nice

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>sniper role
I'm okay with this

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>guns.fandom.com/wiki/Winchester_Model_1895

yeehaw mother fuckers

>guns.fandom.com/wiki/.750_Nitro_Express
Am I stuck throwing bullets at people?

All shall look upon me and despair

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>Franchi
What is it?

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>guns.fandom.com/wiki/Encom_pistol
I'm strangely ok with this, it feels... right

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Wew
guns.fandom.com/wiki/Špitálský_Model_1879

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guns.fandom.com/wiki/Howa_Type_96
AUTOMATIC GRENADE LAUNCHER
I WIN

literally lol

Good luck user!

guns.fandom.com/wiki/KOP-PAL_submachine_gun
POLAN STRONK!

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guns.fandom.com/wiki/7.92×107mm_Maroszek
>free anti-tank rifle
My dick has never been harder

>Ruger SP101

Not great but far from terrible, but when I opened the link again to see what I missed, I coud've gotten a type 58 instead...

guns.fandom.com/wiki/Reibel_machine_gun

>Reibel machine gun

I didnt knew that this gun even existed.

Lignose Einhand
I suppose I can just (try to) kill myself with it.

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guns.fandom.com/wiki/Handflammpatrone_DM34
uh

KAC SR-15
well i suppose being boring has its perks i guess

guns.fandom.com/wiki/AO-64

Oh baby, not only is it a prototype machine gun but it's chambered in a special snowflake caliber I wouldn't be able to get anywhere else. Assuming that magic ammo pouch also makes the links then I'm ready to rock n roll. Here's some translated stuff taken from the source

>The new TsnII TochMash machine gun provided an effective firing range of up to 1,500 meters, while firing accuracy was almost doubled compared to PKM, and the weight of the ammunition load for a given number of rounds decreased by a third .
>The unified single-gun 6mm caliber machine gun uses gas exhaust automatics with a long-stroke gas piston located under the barrel. The barrel is quick-change, air-cooled. Shooting is only automatic fire, with the shutter open.

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hmm

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>guns.fandom.com/wiki/Puckle_gun
Fuck.

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Square bullets nigga

guns.fandom.com/wiki/Colt_Walker

Not good, but I think it might be kinda fun.

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guns.fandom.com/wiki/NDR

An stg44/G3 clone chambered in 7.62x39? I might just be alright

guns.fandom.com/wiki/Mauser_1914
Pretty fucked

guns.fandom.com/wiki/Vickers_K

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guns.fandom.com/wiki/GAU-8_Avenger
I have no idea of how I would handle it, but... Bueno.

An 18 shot semi auto 9mm designed to look like a revolver. We were both born in 1989. I'm gonna stick to buildings or something. Or try to touch as many rifles as possible before the war so people cant out range me.

guns.fandom.com/wiki/VBR_GP

A heavy submachine gun, what the fuck

guns.fandom.com/wiki/Steyr-Solothurn_S17-100

>guns.fandom.com/wiki/Special:Random
>Panzerfaust
Well, Ill be good for urban warfare

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wait, where's my gun!? kube lady just gave me a single bullet!
guns.fandom.com/wiki/.303_British

guns.fandom.com/wiki/PIAT

ALROITE M8s GOT YER PEEEAT ER'

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gunna have to put that bitch on something pretty large... maybe.. build a car around the gun ?

You're supposed to follow . When he gets shot, you pick up his gun and keep shooting comrade!

>The square bullets were considered to be more damaging. They would, according to the patent, "convince the Turks of the benefits of Christian civilization".

ahhahahahahahhaha what the fuck

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I was thinking that too. It could be called the brrrrtttmobile!

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guns.fandom.com/wiki/Sedgley_fist_gun

FUCK

Villar Perosa

Come get some.

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guns.fandom.com/wiki/Type_97_automatic_cannon
Thank you based angel

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you might just be the most fucked out of everyone in this thread.

i think i did ok.
i didnt even know that the poles had their own rifle.
neat.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MSBS_rifle

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>guns.fandom.com/wiki/EMER-K1
What the actual fuck even is this thing?
>Electro-Mechanical Engineering Rifle
What the fuck does that mean?

I think I'm fucked.

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Does she just give you a bag that generates panzerfausts?

>T68 assault rifle
Oh boy, a fucking chink shit AUG clone. So long as the damn thing doesn’t continuously jam, I’ll probably be fine

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Ho-401; 57mm Japanese aircraft anti-ground heavy autocannon. 80 rounds per minute, 330 pounds. I could make this work.

At least you could find spare parts for your rifle and have 30.

>tfw guns.fandom.com/wiki/BSA_Autorifle

Yes

guns.fandom.com/wiki/Atchisson_.22_submachine_gun
I can work with this, has thee a worthy suppressor for mine fine beehive?

>guns.fandom.com/wiki/Kolibri_single-shot_pistol
>guns.fandom.com/wiki/Sedgley_fist_gun

Nevermind, I'll take my ten rounds of semi auto .303 and stfu after actually reading the thread. Tally Ho it is then.

>, and of course you gladly accept

no I invoke the power of God my protector and shoot it

guns.fandom.com/wiki/Improvised_firearm
What the fuck stupid lady this is a pipe

>he didnt see the inprov'd sub guns

guns.fandom.com/wiki/Blaser_R93_Tactical
I think I'll be fine, so long as I can avoid letting anyone get close.
>mfw this guy ends up killing me

>guns.fandom.com/wiki/Al_Quds

Well, That ain't half bad right there.
I'll take it.

guns.fandom.com/wiki/Hornady

so do I get the entire company's worth of weapons?

guns.fandom.com/wiki/Colt_M1902

I mean could be worse

guns.fandom.com/wiki/AMT_AutoMag_V
B R U H

guns.fandom.com/wiki/Panzerschreck?file=Panzerschreck43.png

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> Tavor 7
.308 stopping powah, nose not included.

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guns.fandom.com/wiki/Thompson_submachine_gun

>Norwegian mercenary time
hope I can keep my head

I mean, I guess it could be worse.
An obscure Russian WW2 machine gun.

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> soviet bren
the fuck

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guns.fandom.com/wiki/Lahti_L-39
huh

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Oh for fucks sake!

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Wasn't this a gun that sucked so hard it didn't even make it through 100 rounds before breaking during preliminary trials?

9×25mm Mauser

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guns.fandom.com/wiki/Petter_Mle_1939
>honhonhon

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guns.fandom.com/wiki/Owen_gun

Not an Aussie but I'd Rock it till the nearest target was over 200 and softly cry as I run for cover

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>guns.fandom.com/wiki/Dreyse_needle_gun

I-It doesn't use a magazine, does that mean I can reroll?

Fuck it, at least I can use it to shoot myself.

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>Fuck it, at least I can use it to shoot myself.
Not very Jow Forumsommando of you

guns.fandom.com/wiki/ZH-29

fuck my shoulder and fuck your cover and fuck your body armor and fuck the guy behind you too.

>PTRD
People will fear the name Heavy Rifleman

Is this gun still physically limited by overheating, fouling, or other mechanical issues?

>Hawk MM-1

>Animaru Kaza, Majin-gunna des

guns.fandom.com/wiki/Type_97_aircraft_machine_gun

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>guns.fandom.com/wiki/Glisenti_Model_1910
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

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Nice

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guns.fandom.com/wiki/FX-05_Xiuhcoatl
Muy bien

A very good tube gun sounds alright, though I'm really gonna struggle without some friends.

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guns.fandom.com/wiki/Colt_CM901
Neat. Thanks Jow Forumsube lady.

MAC 58 heavy machine gun. I'll be just fine

Weird gat, but okay.
>inb4 phoneposting

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guns.fandom.com/wiki/Gepárd_anti-materiel_rifle

I may survive the war but my shoulder will not.

You have a second shoulder, you'll be fine.