One day while innawoods a mysterious figure claiming to be an angel of the holy murder/k/ube rises before you and offers you a gun and magazine pouch that magically regenerates ammo for said gun for your many years of service to the Jow Forumsube, and of course you gladly accept. There is a catch though, the moment you take the gun all your other guns disappear, and any gun you touch afterwards also magically phase out of reality. On top of this, a great civil war fast approaches.
The first gun you roll is the gun that was handed to you, how fucked are you?guns.fandom.com /wiki /Special:Random
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September 2, 2019 - 02:37
guns.fandom.com /wiki /Browning_Hi-Power >vintage wonder 9 Could have been worse I guess.
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Uhhhh. Well. It could be worse?
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BASED
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>Underfolder bullpup AK What the fuck is this shit?
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>guns.fandom.com /wiki /STK_50MG G-guess I gotta start lifting
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I'll take it.
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M2 FLAMETHROWER Y'all folks ready for a barbecue?
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>Howa Type 96 AGLguns.fandom.com /wiki /Howa_Type_96
AVE NEX ALEA!
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September 2, 2019 - 03:06
Would it be to much to have a never ending belt running from the magic ammo bag?
guns.fandom.com /wiki /Heckler_&_Koch_MG4?file=Hk_mg4_1.jpg
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September 2, 2019 - 03:15
Nice
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>sniper role I'm okay with this
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>guns.fandom.com /wiki /.750_Nitro_Express Am I stuck throwing bullets at people?
September 2, 2019 - 03:35
All shall look upon me and despair
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>Franchi What is it?
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September 2, 2019 - 03:43
>guns.fandom.com /wiki /Encom_pistol I'm strangely ok with this, it feels... right
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literally lol
Good luck user!
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guns.fandom.com /wiki /7.92×107mm_Maroszek >free anti-tank rifle My dick has never been harder
September 2, 2019 - 04:02
>Ruger SP101
Not great but far from terrible, but when I opened the link again to see what I missed, I coud've gotten a type 58 instead...
September 2, 2019 - 04:02
guns.fandom.com /wiki /Reibel_machine_gun
>Reibel machine gun
I didnt knew that this gun even existed.
September 2, 2019 - 04:27
Lignose Einhand I suppose I can just (try to) kill myself with it.
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KAC SR-15 well i suppose being boring has its perks i guess
September 2, 2019 - 04:49
guns.fandom.com /wiki /AO-64
Oh baby, not only is it a prototype machine gun but it's chambered in a special snowflake caliber I wouldn't be able to get anywhere else. Assuming that magic ammo pouch also makes the links then I'm ready to rock n roll. Here's some translated stuff taken from the source
>The new TsnII TochMash machine gun provided an effective firing range of up to 1,500 meters, while firing accuracy was almost doubled compared to PKM, and the weight of the ammunition load for a given number of rounds decreased by a third . >The unified single-gun 6mm caliber machine gun uses gas exhaust automatics with a long-stroke gas piston located under the barrel. The barrel is quick-change, air-cooled. Shooting is only automatic fire, with the shutter open.
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September 2, 2019 - 04:53
hmm
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guns.fandom.com /wiki /Colt_Walker
Not good, but I think it might be kinda fun.
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guns.fandom.com /wiki /NDR
An stg44/G3 clone chambered in 7.62x39? I might just be alright
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guns.fandom.com/wiki/GAU-8_Avenger I have no idea of how I would handle it, but... Bueno.
September 2, 2019 - 05:08
An 18 shot semi auto 9mm designed to look like a revolver. We were both born in 1989. I'm gonna stick to buildings or something. Or try to touch as many rifles as possible before the war so people cant out range me.
guns.fandom.com /wiki /VBR_GP
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>guns.fandom.com /wiki /Special:Random >Panzerfaust Well, Ill be good for urban warfare
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September 2, 2019 - 05:14
wait, where's my gun!? kube lady just gave me a single bullet!guns.fandom.com /wiki /.303_British
September 2, 2019 - 05:15
guns.fandom.com /wiki /PIAT
ALROITE M8s GOT YER PEEEAT ER'
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September 2, 2019 - 05:15
gunna have to put that bitch on something pretty large... maybe.. build a car around the gun ?
September 2, 2019 - 05:16
You're supposed to follow . When he gets shot, you pick up his gun and keep shooting comrade!
September 2, 2019 - 05:19
>The square bullets were considered to be more damaging. They would, according to the patent, "convince the Turks of the benefits of Christian civilization".
ahhahahahahahhaha what the fuck
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September 2, 2019 - 05:19
I was thinking that too. It could be called the brrrrtttmobile!
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Villar Perosa
Come get some.
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you might just be the most fucked out of everyone in this thread.
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i think i did ok. i didnt even know that the poles had their own rifle. neat.en.wikipedia.org /wiki /MSBS_rifle
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>guns.fandom.com /wiki /EMER-K1 What the actual fuck even is this thing? >Electro-Mechanical Engineering Rifle What the fuck does that mean?
I think I'm fucked.
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September 2, 2019 - 06:18
Does she just give you a bag that generates panzerfausts?
September 2, 2019 - 06:26
>T68 assault rifle Oh boy, a fucking chink shit AUG clone. So long as the damn thing doesn’t continuously jam, I’ll probably be fine
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September 2, 2019 - 06:32
Ho-401; 57mm Japanese aircraft anti-ground heavy autocannon. 80 rounds per minute, 330 pounds. I could make this work.
September 2, 2019 - 07:26
At least you could find spare parts for your rifle and have 30.
>tfw guns.fandom.com /wiki /BSA_Autorifle
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guns.fandom.com /wiki /Atchisson_.22_submachine_gun I can work with this, has thee a worthy suppressor for mine fine beehive?
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>guns.fandom.com /wiki /Kolibri_single-shot_pistol >guns.fandom.com /wiki /Sedgley_fist_gun
Nevermind, I'll take my ten rounds of semi auto .303 and stfu after actually reading the thread. Tally Ho it is then.
September 2, 2019 - 07:39
>, and of course you gladly accept
no I invoke the power of God my protector and shoot it
September 2, 2019 - 07:40
guns.fandom.com /wiki /Improvised_firearm What the fuck stupid lady this is a pipe
September 2, 2019 - 07:42
>he didnt see the inprov'd sub guns
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guns.fandom.com /wiki /Blaser_R93_Tactical I think I'll be fine, so long as I can avoid letting anyone get close. >mfw this guy ends up killing me
September 2, 2019 - 08:07
>guns.fandom.com /wiki /Al_Quds
Well, That ain't half bad right there. I'll take it.
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guns.fandom.com /wiki /Hornady
so do I get the entire company's worth of weapons?
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> Tavor 7 .308 stopping powah, nose not included.
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guns.fandom.com /wiki /Thompson_submachine_gun
>Norwegian mercenary time hope I can keep my head
September 2, 2019 - 09:01
I mean, I guess it could be worse. An obscure Russian WW2 machine gun.
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> soviet bren the fuck
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Oh for fucks sake!
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Wasn't this a gun that sucked so hard it didn't even make it through 100 rounds before breaking during preliminary trials?
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9×25mm Mauser
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guns.fandom.com /wiki /Owen_gun
Not an Aussie but I'd Rock it till the nearest target was over 200 and softly cry as I run for cover
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>guns.fandom.com /wiki /Dreyse_needle_gun
I-It doesn't use a magazine, does that mean I can reroll?
Fuck it, at least I can use it to shoot myself.
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September 2, 2019 - 09:32
>Fuck it, at least I can use it to shoot myself. Not very Jow Forumsommando of you
September 2, 2019 - 09:39
guns.fandom.com /wiki /ZH-29
fuck my shoulder and fuck your cover and fuck your body armor and fuck the guy behind you too.
September 2, 2019 - 09:48
>PTRD People will fear the name Heavy Rifleman
September 2, 2019 - 09:51
Is this gun still physically limited by overheating, fouling, or other mechanical issues?
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>guns.fandom.com /wiki /Glisenti_Model_1910 FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
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September 2, 2019 - 10:00
Nice
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A very good tube gun sounds alright, though I'm really gonna struggle without some friends.
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guns.fandom.com /wiki /Colt_CM901 Neat. Thanks Jow Forumsube lady.
September 2, 2019 - 10:12
MAC 58 heavy machine gun. I'll be just fine
September 2, 2019 - 10:12
Weird gat, but okay. >inb4 phoneposting
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guns.fandom.com /wiki /Gepárd_anti-materiel_rifle
I may survive the war but my shoulder will not.
September 2, 2019 - 10:40
You have a second shoulder, you'll be fine.
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