Holy weapons

I want to get my handgun blessed by a priest. How can I go about this? I'm going to be attending a russian orthodox church for the first time this sunday, I've heard they do that kinda stuff for soldiers atleast.

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God will take no special notice of you if you have your weapons blessed by a mortal hierarchy. Trust his word, live as he commands, and you will be rewarded.

Ideally with never having to use your weapons in retaliation.

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Just ask him, in a non-autistic manner

Blessed be the Kalashnikov
Praise!

I wanna get an iver johnson XL chambered in .460 Rowland blessed by a clergyman. We /vanhelsing/ now boys

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I live in the Scottish Highlands, hence why I can shoot clay pigeons and have a gun hobby,and I remember my local priest had a Webley he kept framed in the Church that was given to him in the war.

The priest that baptized my house and I ended up a molester
So that's probably null and void

>I want to get my handgun blessed by a priest.
lmfao

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Heal the tank

Just join the church of the flying spaghetti monster. Or get ordained yourself and get the +2 damage to undead with all weapons cuz you're taking a level of cleric.

Now if only I could get a reliable source for silver bullets for reloading I'd be set.

I got drunk and high, passed out and woke up in a grove of pine trees buck naked and painted blue, holding a rifle I didn't recognize.

The Catholic priest from the small town in Wisconsin where I deer hunt comes out to camps if you ask him to bless the camps and deer rifles. I could see a lot of clergymen blessing something to be used in self defense.

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Didn't capitalize "His"

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If this doesn't highlight the importance of grammar I don't know what does

>I want to get my handgun blessed by a priest. How can I go about this?

Just buy a gun from the Vatican.
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Idk why but these pics are funny as fuck

Imagine the comfy of being in that armory with all that tangible history.