Battle buddies

>*snap

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>woke up to find german shepherd spazing out
>this is normal since she's 9 months old and not the runt
>she keeps climbing on me
>grab her muzzle and expose her neck
>raspberry her throat for a few seconds
>let go and the dog freezes for a few seconds
>goes apeshit and get a dog nose and tongue in my mouth

I'm sorry. I know those feels.

PLEASE don't make out with your dog user. I know it's tempting, but we're better than that here.

I came back from a ten hour shift working fast food and broke my laptop by holding it like a retard. I am very angry at myself and in general.

WHITE

Dumb niggers are not welcome here.

t. chink

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WHALE

Not subtle.

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what kind of dog(s) was it?

fuck subtle, and fuck the alt-right nazis.
every major push point for gun control is due to the white supremist efforts of the alt-right, and the neo-liberal reactionaries stooges of the capitalist ruling class.
From El Paso to Christchurch, the alt-right is not pro-gun, they are anti-freedom, and they don't care who they hurt, or who's rights they trample to carry on with their race delusion.

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Don't you have winnie the pooh to go praise or more orders of cell phones to build?

HOLY

Eat a bullet, commie scum.

GRAIL

welfare state or open borders. you can only pick one.

Nigger or ATF

(YOU)

Dogs are defense related.

>Dogs are defense related.

if you think that you must be some sort of shitskin. dawgs are family. AR, AK and GLAWK are for defense.

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That thing is hardly a dog, nasty slobbery looking piece of shit.

And no, your dog does not love you, it is scientifically proven that a dog will become attached to a fuckin robot as long as the robot feeds it. Owning a dog is basically a neon sign that you are a lonely beta and you need a cuck neet animal slave to finally have some sense of control in your pathetic life. Not to mention your nasty shitting mutt constantly barking and running at children and biting things, honestly dog owners are the most betaboy cucks in the nation and i have 0 sympathy for that abomination's death. You dont even use the dog for hunting or guard duty as god intended, no, you just keep it around as a source of guaranteed attention and cuddles cause you dont get these things from the opposite sex enough so you have to use a literal animal to make up the difference.

And dont @ me. Just read this, accept that what i said is true, and fuck off faggot.

RIP round head bully dawg ;_;

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Yeah they are family. I love mine more than most people. I also imagine he's deterred alot of home invaders throughout the years.

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Science has proven your a fag.

>your dog does not love you

great. nobody loves you. what we call "love" is always an expression of codependency.

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Youre not welcome here nigger.

youtu.be/NZ74oFctP_g
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Dog owner delusion is insane. I guarantee your dog would run like a (literal) bitch if someone broke in and was serious on hurting you. At most it would bark, congrats you have a very expensive alarm system retard, an electronic one is way cheaper and lower maintenance than a mutt. If you have not trained your dog to fight IT WILL NOT FIGHT that's a fucking guarantee. You can either have a cuddly dog or a guard dog, you cant have both at the same time. Deal with reality bud.

>I love mine more than most people.
>most

no. I would literally nuke this continent to avoid my dog getting an ouchy.

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I say most because I have a child.

> has to cope by saying that all love isnt real
If you think human love between family, romantic partners, or close friends isnt real, well honestly let's just say I'm not surprised you're a dog owner. Keep coping.

>lrn2read

it's as real as the "love" your dog has for you. your kid loves you because it needs you. your wife loves you because she needs you, etc. - if you ascribe some metaphysical property to love you are a creationist.

>you have no love, das why you have a dog

yeah, call me incel next pls.

Imagine being proud of such an extreme, pathetic love

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you have no idea what either of those terms mean.
(YOU TOO)
dogs are the world's best alarm system. that is defense related.

Sorry for your loss, OP.

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If I fed your dog exclusively for two weeks, and I gave it steaks, cheeseburgers, etc. After those two weeks your dog would have switched to choose me as its owner. You would be a distant memory.

If I took your child and did the same, even after two weeks, hell even after a year, that child would come running back to you no matter what. Cause the kid loves you and is related to you by blood. The dog doesnt love you and is not genetically related. If you think the kind of bond that exists between family members is the same as that of a dog and a person you are a braindead retard in denial.

Your being purposefully a fag and have never dealt with real dog training. You should fuck off to pol.

HAHAHAHAHAHA WE FOUND ONE LADS

>it is scientifically proven
Ok, you made the claim now you get to post the links to back it. Otherwise, you’re just a bitter NEET who can’t even bond with the most domesticated animal on the planet.

is that so?

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