Be security guard

>Be security guard
>get assigned to work security at a night club
>it's an anti-smoking rap venue for (((inner city youths)))
>Place is packed and has exceeded building capacity
>Weed is being smoked in every bathroom stall
>Venue staff are too busy recording teenage girls twerking to notice
WTF.Epstien
>Building owner is pissed
>Notice how the (((Inner City Youths))) are split up into groups by shirt color
>Bad feeling sets in
>Event ends and owner orders us to kick everyone out immediately
>We obblige
>Once outside the (((Inner City Youths))) who were separated by shirt color got into a fight.
>This causes smaller fights to then break out all over the parking lot
>Two big groups of (((Inner City Youths))) facing off trying to provoke each other.
>Me and another guard get in the middle of them.
>One kid is dumb enough to pull out a knife on us.
>Me and the other guard immediately draw our sidearms and point them at the fucker
>Both groups see this and immediately scatter
>Knife wielding kid shits himself and takes off too
>I said "fuck this" and went to the gas station next to the night club for a pack a smokes
>The place was in shambles and the Indian who owned the gas station was visibly upset
>Apparently the (((INNER CITY YOUTHS))) had looted the place
>Cops arrive amidst the chaos and tell them to vacate the premesis over the loud speaker in their patrol cars
>(((Inner City Youths))) don't give a shit and continue to fight
>After about 10 minutes of this more cops show up and begin arresting (((Inner City Youths))) at random
>Clock strikes midnight and we're off the clock
>I tell one of the cops that we're off the clock and it's their problem now
>We all pile in the company car and leave the cops to deal with the mess

On the drive back we realized something.... We only get paid minimum wage.

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>(((Inner City Youths)))
>((()))
What the fuck do you think that means

>Getting payed to fuck with (((inner city youths)))

Id do it for free

>(((INNER CITY YOUTHS)))
I doubt you have that many nigger jews

They were doing exactly what the jews would want. Niggers are the jew's foot soldiers.

>We only get paid minimum wage.
Fucking lmao cake topper. No security guard gets paid minimum wage.

>getting in the middle of fights and brandishing at people ALL FOR MINIMUM WAGE

You are going to get smoked sooner or later and deserve it too, assuming this story is real I think you would be safer working in mcdonalds

This.

It's actually true. I still work security but I'm a supervisor now and I get the easy sites.

I would personally be calling the cops for all that stuff and doing nothing myself because fuck the cops they get paid to get shot and will probably take their sweet time coming anyway.

Oh yeah? You'd be surprised. I worked for one of the absolute worst security companies.

You seem fucked in the head.

Some "security guards" do get paid min wage, but they're all just glorified receipt checkers hired by stores to stand at the door with a radio to discourage shenanigans. OP claims to be an armed guard though so theres no way this whole story isn't fake.

Find a different fucking job then holy shit lmao mcdonalds pays better

Again, terrible company to work for. Armed guard only make 25 cents more an hour than unarmed guards. The company is owned by a jew. Typically Jewish business practices.

Find a different job you loser.

Unarmed dudes do their lives suck I get paid more than some police departments and work way less shit is cash as fuck

You'd be surprised how shitty security pay is honestly. Here in the DFW area there's quit a few security companies advertising minimum wage pay bud. They're usually hoping to find some dumbfuck kids who are so desperate for a career in LE that they're will to do the job for peanuts just to get experience on their resume.

The cops here start off making around $60k a year, but the armed security companies that want TCOLE certified guys who can carry and have legit experience are only offering $12-14/hour, and expect their guys to provide their own gear on top of that, and don't offer benefits either.

I did. I work full time at a factory and only work security on weekends for a little extra cash.

Basically what this user said and a lot of security companies that look for armed guards to hire they expect you to have 3-4 years of "experience" as a security guard in my area it's a fucking joke. Also to anyone who is doing this currently don't work for weed stores only try to get placed in a grow farm contract.

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user; EVERY job wants you to have 3-4 years of work experience, that is not unique to guards.

I went with the shittt company because they're extremely lenient and the work is super easy 99% of the time. It's almost impossible for me to get fired and all I do is play video games and watch Netflix.
That's what I would normally do on my day off so I decided to get paid while doing it. I sit in a guard shack at a construction site Saturdays and Sundays. I don't do shit.

I use to work for a company that payed me minimum wage to patrol two apartment complexes connected together that would get infested with tweakers trying to steal shit and all I had to defend my self was a clipboard and my mag light all that just to have my check bounce every two weeks.

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>inner city youths means niggers
Heheheh

I worked security at section 8 before too. I carried concealed even tho I wasn't supposed to be armed because fuck that shit.

Every day I had to deal with an alcoholic boon who would constantly try to red pill me on the Tiananmen Square massacre.

Imagine how much better the world would be if these "people" all were to die today

I would finally know peace

>Every day I had to deal with an alcoholic boon who would constantly try to red pill me on the Tiananmen Square massacre.
So what was his quick rundown on Tiananmen?

Something about not trusting the yellow man and how he does not like the yellow man. Most of it was incoherent because he was constantly shitfaced.
The cops would always show up because he played music all night with the volume cranked up to the max.
Cops could never talk to him either because all he'd talk about was Tiananmen Square.
One time he got jumped and got the shit beat out of him because no one could sleep.

Of course I never tried to stop him from making noise. I let him do whatever the fuck he wanted.

You're only responsible for inside the venue let them niglets fight it out

You're not their mothers

It was on the property and we were tasked with securing the parking lot.

Why don't you just tell them to fight across the street?

Gotta get on a contract that works with gov or utilities for that juicy pay

>night club
A few days ago a security guard in a night club got jumped by some young fellows on coke for no apparent reason.He was armed but alone.They put him in the hospital.Why the shit would anyone want to work in a place known for ballistic glass bottles and drugs?

I had some pretty tough co workers watching my back. We had guards everywhere.

yes, boys will be boys. Do you have some point other than to bitch about how it's annoying to deal with teenagers?

clearly they were black jews
OP must work in NYC

I worked as a bouncer, technically unarmed but you know

Story OP gave really isn't too far fetched for some bar/clubs on occasion

My yokel cousin was private security in AL and used to get on facebook about how they went out in "teams" in the "rapid response vehicles" and "completed missions" every weekend. That meant his company bussed them to their jobsite every morning and cycled them into different job every week (so they didn't get bored and start casing the joint I assume).

He was super hype to get his firearms certification and become "armed response". Got a whopping $2 raise to $16/hr and then got fired for something stupid he did (can only assume it involved firearms) and was crying about having to sell his AR on FB later. heh.