So i took a shower
I ate a bagel
I went to my room
MY DOG ATE MY GLOCK
Why did my dog eat my Glock 17?
Leo Walker
Lucas Cooper
This is why you don't use bacon grease for lube.
Jack Jones
checked and PLAY WITH YOUR DOG MORE
Adam Davis
The bagel was where you went wrong. Eat like a jew, live like a jew.
Adrian Thomas
Proof that Glocks make better doggy chew toys than range toys.
Caleb Miller
Fuck!
Beat me too it
Grayson Gomez
be careful where he's pointed or every time he thumps his tail and barks you're getting a 9mm in the gut
Jace Moore
fuck off, Jow Forums
Christian Thomas
Based Glockdog absorbed the Glock Perfection orally, and now he has NVG vision and smell alphabet bois at 3 miles.
All hail Glockdog!
Jackson Baker
Yikes
Christian Richardson
Go to hell you dirty kike
Gabriel Miller
Jonathan Torres
>seething
Lincoln Murphy
That there is the goodest of good boys. Buy a steel framed gun to prevent this from happening again.
Leo Stewart
send a letter to glock and see if they'll replace it
Jonathan Murphy
Ok grandpa
Michael Thomas
cope
Lincoln Campbell
>innocent joke about Jews and bagels
>muh Jow Forums
>Jannies save my board naow!
Shut the fuck up
Dylan Parker
bagels are good tho
Jordan Morales
The dog probably did a better stippling job than most of this board...
Dominic Hughes
bagels make you fat user and that's not tactical
Sebastian Miller
This
Brody Young
Jewish golem detected