Is this a good greyman load out? Who makes a good grey plate carrier and ops core helmet cover?

you wear two pairs of pants? fucking idiot. one of them isnt even gray

Grey man = wear whatever you normally wear. Just wear jeans, a flannel shirt, and a jansport backpack. Done. Anything beyond this is endlessly complicating it

then you're not being grey man

That’s neat, but that’s not what the grey man concept is about

This guy is either Sam Fisher or someone who vastly overestimates how "sneaky" a man can be.

That'd be urban camo and not grey man my friend

Basically just shop at the Gap and your good to go

This Never gonna make it.

Yup. That is bruddy grey.

>dressing in a way that no normal person would dress, ever
>"Guys I am totally blending in!!!"

You are autistic. This is what everyone else is trying to tell you but is too polite to just say.

>jansport backpack

No-one except 8 year old females wears a jansport backpack, faggot.

HOLYSHIT I WANNA BE A GREYMAN, JUST LIKE JASON BOURNE!

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I think everyone should have a good grey man load out

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The grey you're looking at has too much blue in it. Think about how concrete starts to take on a more tan or brown shade quickly after it's laid due to dust and dirt, even in big cities. The blue tinged grey will make you stand out, not as bad as black will, but still. If you're looking for something to help with concealment in an urban area then you should look at MAS grey coyote brown with Ranger green as a close third. Even earth tone flannel is better for inner city concealment than most greys. Not only will khaki chinos and neutral colored patterned shirts help you look like a non-autist, they'll also help keep you hidden if it comes down to it.
Earth tones are your friend.

So basically fde everything?

Sure, it's better to get different shades of it instead of having everything matching though.

Why do neets think grey man means "the same tacticool stuff, but in grey"

Why do you even want to pretend the wrong way

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Seriously, how autistic and out of touch do you need to be to not realise that matching literally every single article of clothing will make you stand out like a sore thumb & also make you look like a huge retard?

Isn't that what well adjusted individuals look like? Just get a haircut every two weeks and dress like you've got a job and family even though you spend all your time doing burpees and watching John Wayne films.

if you have to ask "is this is a good greyman outfit", it's not.

is their a greyman chart?
like this stalker one for example

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you need a chart to help you not dress like a sperg?

try walking downtown in a nearby moderate-sized city, then try dressing like them but only shop at Ross or TJ Maxx or Marshall's or Goodwill.

what if they're all dressed like fags?

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you know what you fucking spergs.

dress like a UPS driver or a janitor.

there you go. grey man.

Simple rule of thumb

IF YOUR GREYMAN MOSTLY CONSISTS OF THE COLOR GREY YOU'RE NO GREYMAN

Even in 2008 they knew this was nonsense
>believing the grey man myth
not even once

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Look at that fucking shoulder padding. That is the best goddamn greyman uniform I have ever seen. You could fit 3A plates under there and nobody would ever know

Jow Forums is the easiest board to bait, I swear to god

That first picture is comfy and fit, Scott Disick is just a comfy guy.

Monochromatic outfits can look good

Just not when it's baggy mallcop shit.

what's got this hot head so worked up?
was it the "faggot"? hey man, sorry.. thought we were all straight here.

this made me kek, thanks op

Based and greypilled

That’s not greyman, that’s tactitard mall ninja shit. But hey, you do you.

>haircut every two weeks
Don't even need that. Just buzz the sides down super short and have a beard. It's what's in now

>blend in with the concrete
lol ok retard enjoy fucking dying then

you stand out with this shit just wear normal clothes

Get rid of those shoes they are ugly as shit maybe get some nikes or adidas branded shoes idk but those are ugly

I wear a flecktarn parka that goes about two-thirds of the way to my knees because I'm a manlet. At least, I think it's because I'm a manlet. Maybe they're meant to be that long, I dunno.

>I wear a flecktarn parka

You are the first person I'd shoot in the boogaloo. I wouldn't even hesitate, I'd just shoot you. Anyone who is this autistic is dangerous even if they aren't obviously hostile.

>Jacket if its cold
>Large shirt
>Jeans
>Shoes
>Hat if you like hats
Honestly being grey man isn't that hard, you just need to dress casually enough to not print like a motherfucker. I like wearing a jacket if I'm CCing, though.

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>No grey boxers
You're not gonna make it

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I'm not a wehraboo or nazi, though. I just think it looks cool.

>I just think it looks cool.

This is a death sentence in the boogaloo.

This image spooked me

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Have fun hitting my 5'5" frame, especially while I'm wearing the latest in superior German engineering.

>5'5"

It's over, user. I have the high ground.

ban test

THE BIGGER THEY ARE, THE HARDER THEY FALL

You are asking a lot from this person.

I'm not even that big, you're just a tiny baby man who could be mistaken for a cabbage patch kid in poor lighting

>mistaken for a cabbage patch kid in poor lighting
Joke's on you, I'm invisible in poor lighting. Genuine Pygmy Negro Man.

is that why you wear the flecktarn?

if I pull it off, will you die?

You'd look like a fucking mannequin at a sporting goods store for arc'teryx shit, you flaming nigger faggot.

It would be extremely painful

Wait, you're not a loli? What the fuck?

This screams I have a gun on me

Grayman doesn't actually mean "gray" you autist. It means not sticking out and larping with those faggy clothes will make you stick out like a sore thumb. Black slacks + black backpack + gray hoodie +black shoes will make you look natural and still achieve your concrete camo wet dream.

If I saw someone dressed like that they would absolutely stand out. You're completely missing the point of being a """""grey man""""". It's not about wearing fucking all grey, it's about being aware of the appearance standards of your area and emulating them to the point where nobody looks twice at you. I've lived in a bunch of places, and literally everywhere I've been the getup you posted would stick out like a sore thumb.

His thumbnail alone made me cringe before I even read his post.

>slacks

6’4 here and no the parka is fucking long as shit, don’t worry manlet parka is fine. However being a manlet is not.

>grey man

How in the fuck did gun people convince themselves that dressing like a normal person is "tactical" now.

Stupid fuck it not about wearing grey. Its about not standing out like a sore thumb. why don't you go rub some lemon juice on your face while your at it.

Grey is the single most versatile camo color, it seems to somehow work in nearly any environment,

Too much black user, grey by itself is an impeccable camo color, black is not, get out the black user an you’re good

Two pairs of pants is the only way to go if you want to survive a cold night outside

>jansport backpack.
You need a backpack that you can have full and still jog with. Most 20-50$ backpacks are absolute dogshit, you have to spend 200-400$ on a backpack that is hardly enough for actual use

Pants are too tight, how the fuck is he supposed to run or jump?

Either you are one or you aren't, it has less to do with what you wear and more to do with selling your soul to nefarious entities

>Just wear jeans, a flannel shirt, and a jansport backpack

cringe

>flecktarn
what part of ''blend in with the crowd'' did you struggle with?

You're retarded.

That is terrible. It looks like a uniform.

Look, just go outside. Go to a somewhat crowded area. Look around and watch people. Take a mental (or actual) pic of the five most forgettable people you see. The five people that nobody notices.

That is your uniform.

How so? Ever jogged with a backpack full of books? You need legit straps, strap stitching and thick, durable, preferably-metal strap ties

That's not going to blend in OP, looks pretty boss though. Give this a read.
>milspecmonkey.com/index.php/articles-page/63-articles/454-a-real-urban-grey

Pink shoes on the right screams gay.
Older gay Daddy type in the background dreaming about smashing that ass.

is this a vet? Did he get disarmed by a bomb? THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE

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>Either you are one or you aren't
grow up from your secret squirrel super spy fantasies
>it has less to do with what you wear and more to do with selling your soul to nefarious entities
confirmed delusional

I don't wear it to blend in, I just like wearing it. I'm too short and black with crowds to blend in where I live.

fair enough then

Sure, but I personally don't like purchasing gear that costs as much as a second-hand motorbike.
Fuck leaves and fuck arcterix.

unless you live in a garys mod map you will stick out
urban environments have brick wood and lots of browns you need to mix it up or you'll just look like a gray human shaped blob
pic related isnt great but you should not pick a single color

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>he doesn't know German camo is in this season

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Don't forget your riced out Glock and your beard oil, faggot

make sure the glock is sniper grey colored

Its another LITERAL GREYMAN episode

Tight pants, tighter groupings.

flannel is shit tier

only because everyone does it now thanks to the (((leaked))) pics of SF dudes wearing them on an op