Why does he shake?

Why does he shake?

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Nicotine/Caffeine withdrawal probably.

He shakes because he overflows with power.
It is legend that Steve is actually an unkillable godman who cannot die and eats toxic waste to mock us for our mortal weakness

If this was true then what in the absolute fuck is in those chinese MREs

gutter oil

some ancient secrets are too terrible to be known by mortal minds, user, let them go undisturbed

Chinesium is the antimatter that destroys all things of strength and quality

botulism

Reminder that in a potential war the PLA has to consider their own rations as a threat to their own soldiers and Steve proved this

chinese mre spoils when a capitalist open the pouch. mre is in a quantum position of two states, spoiled and freshly cooked.

Organ meat from dissidents.

A Chinese Schrodinger's MRE
Implessive

He's probably nervous while making his videos. He's very excited to share the experience. Combine that with instant coffee and the occasional cigarette, you're bound to be a little bouncy.

Implessive.

The kicker:
>They both make you sick

No, probably just Parkinson's. Most people with genes that predispose to Parkinson's exhibit symptoms for years before they become acute enough to warrant an official diagnosis.
I have witnessed this with my grandfather, my mother and myself. My grandfather was only diagnosed officially when he was almost 90 years old, even though I recall noticing his obvious shakes when I was a young kid some 15 years previous.
My mother exhibits the same symptoms but stubbornly refuses to admit this is Parkinson's.

no no no no no no
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Probably the botulism

This picture makes him look somewhere between Rhett McLaughlin and at least one member (or all) of Fleet Foxes. Overall. Very nice.

>his EDC is a 92FS Inox compact
unbelievably based

>5 years later
>"Now lets get that on a tray"
>Uncontrollably shaking and whipping the tray across the screen with the MRE food flying about.
>"Nice"

Meat of kidnapped children and family dogs freshly pulverized in an escalator.

I must admit I get nervous whenever he does the shots of him holding the tray in one hand while tasting the food and drink.

i think he works out before his videos
try lifting and then holding something still 30 minutes later

>Probably the amphetamines from the vietnam era Pilot survival kit.

>first leg day in two months last saturday
Dude you're fucking telling me, stairs fucking hurt right now.

Considering the amount of 20th century MREs and rations he’s sampled, I’m surprised he’s still posting videos.

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please no

No you dingus. Some people just get a bit shaky hands, it's like having grey hair in your 20s or balding. In his case, it's probably that, lifting and caffeine and smokes.

MRE cigs, coffee and cocaine.

>only one poster has correctly answered that it's because he lifts before filming

Jow Forums sucks now. good job zoomers.