Why does he shake?
Why does he shake?
Nicotine/Caffeine withdrawal probably.
He shakes because he overflows with power.
It is legend that Steve is actually an unkillable godman who cannot die and eats toxic waste to mock us for our mortal weakness
If this was true then what in the absolute fuck is in those chinese MREs
gutter oil
some ancient secrets are too terrible to be known by mortal minds, user, let them go undisturbed
Chinesium is the antimatter that destroys all things of strength and quality
botulism
Reminder that in a potential war the PLA has to consider their own rations as a threat to their own soldiers and Steve proved this
chinese mre spoils when a capitalist open the pouch. mre is in a quantum position of two states, spoiled and freshly cooked.